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(Huffington Post)   ♬ 223 Nigerian girls in the camp. 223 Nigerian girls. ♬ Four see a break, make their escape. ♬ 219 Nigerian girls in the camp. ♬   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 59
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2014-05-28 05:44:24 PM
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2014-05-28 06:52:14 PM
Enjoy your ear worm, kids!
 
2014-05-28 08:16:42 PM
Nice headline.
 
2014-05-28 08:20:11 PM
I am so glad that my office-mate was not around when I saw this headline.
 
2014-05-28 08:21:41 PM
i would love to hear the girls came up with a plan to seduce the guard to the armory and then they all take guns and shoot their own way out and come walking out with carnage behind them saying "we rescued ourselves!"
 
2014-05-28 08:21:54 PM
Shouldn't that be "take four down and pass 'em around..."

/Aisle seat please.
 
2014-05-28 08:24:35 PM
Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.
 
2014-05-28 08:25:49 PM
Nicely done, subster.
 
2014-05-28 08:26:25 PM

rkiller1: Shouldn't that be "take four down and pass 'em around..."

/Aisle seat please.


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2014-05-28 08:28:22 PM
I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.
 
2014-05-28 08:29:33 PM
Way to go girls!

They must have seen the hash tag campaign!

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/And realized they were on their own.
 
2014-05-28 08:31:16 PM

ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.


www.redbookmag.com
 
2014-05-28 08:31:24 PM

Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.


Do you need three or four nails for that cross?
 
2014-05-28 08:31:31 PM

ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.


Why? They're all their legally-wed wives at this point, and they wouldn't treat their wives badly.
 
2014-05-28 08:36:25 PM

anuran: rkiller1: Shouldn't that be "take four down and pass 'em around..."

/Aisle seat please.


may I get one too?

/subby, you magnificent bastard
 
2014-05-28 08:37:37 PM
Send in Seal Team 6 and be done with it already.
 
2014-05-28 08:38:34 PM

Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?


What an odd question to ask a Superjew. Or appropriate. I'm not sure.
 
2014-05-28 08:43:36 PM

ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.


That's the first thing I thought of as well.

Mark Ratner: Send in Seal Team 6 and be done with it already.


Half of Seal Team 6 died in a helicopter accident, unless they reformed that particular team by now.
 
2014-05-28 08:43:44 PM

Mark Ratner: Send in Seal Team 6 and be done with it already.


I say JTF2

/but I'm Canadian
//wanna bet which team gets the point?
 
2014-05-28 08:45:07 PM
See how they run
Faster than a gun
They took off faster than subby's gal
They took a shower and grabbed a towel.
See how they run
see how they run

You go, girls.
 
2014-05-28 08:46:00 PM
Written by Tim Cocks.

/Snert
 
2014-05-28 08:46:52 PM
Was nice of the girls parents to wait couple weeks to let people know so the information would be useless in rescuing the rest.
 
2014-05-28 08:47:28 PM
I'm not sure that I agree with you 100% on your sentry work there Lou.

I suppose it is good news that these goons are not terribly competent at what they are trying to do.
 
2014-05-28 08:49:00 PM
Girls just want to have guns.
 
2014-05-28 08:50:05 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: I'm not sure that I agree with you 100% on your sentry work there Lou.

I suppose it is good news that these goons are not terribly competent at what they are trying to do.


they succeeded in capturing that many girls in the first place

/which, you know, they've got that going for them
 
2014-05-28 08:57:22 PM

uncleacid: Girls just want to have guns.


So the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good girl with a gun?
 
2014-05-28 08:57:43 PM
Solution : Place locked gate and kidnappers between girls and free One Direction concert.
 
2014-05-28 08:58:08 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: They must have seen the hash tag campaign!


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2014-05-28 09:01:19 PM
They come forward weeks later? Something in the story stinks..
 
2014-05-28 09:02:00 PM
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/hot links
//WW rocks.
 
2014-05-28 09:06:46 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: They come forward weeks later? Something in the story stinks..


Or the girls/their parents were terrified that the militants would come back and retaliate in some way.
 
2014-05-28 09:14:08 PM

ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.


You mean unlike their plan to rape them and sell them into slavery?
 
2014-05-28 09:16:02 PM
so they're still kidnapped then?  how are those hashtags working out?
 
2014-05-28 09:21:50 PM
Remember what I said, Ryan. If even only one makes it out, it's a victory.
 
2014-05-28 09:25:10 PM

TV's Vinnie: ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.

You mean unlike their plan to rape them and sell them into slavery?


I don't think they'll be able to get the full $12 asking price per girl if they rape them first.
 
2014-05-28 09:38:43 PM

TerminalEchoes: ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.

That's the first thing I thought of as well.

Mark Ratner: Send in Seal Team 6 and be done with it already.

Half of Seal Team 6 died in a helicopter accident, unless they reformed that particular team by now.


I love how Navy Seals are such badasses, but one helicopter "accident" and it wipes half the team out.  You'd think they'd be riding in something more stable.
 
2014-05-28 09:40:36 PM
She said there is no reason
And the truth is plain to see
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of four Nigerian virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well've been closed
 
2014-05-28 09:40:54 PM

Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?


There's no cross, I'm just highly amused at how everyone's kidnapped-kid caring level is so highly dependent on the victims' vagina-having.

I'll go ahead and assume by your cavalier dismissal of my point that you're OK with kidnapping as long as the victims are boys.

That's cool, those stupid kids probably deserved to get kidnapped.  I mean, it's right there in the name.
 
2014-05-28 09:54:02 PM

Superjew: Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?

There's no cross, I'm just highly amused at how everyone's kidnapped-kid caring level is so highly dependent on the victims' vagina-having.

I'll go ahead and assume by your cavalier dismissal of my point that you're OK with kidnapping as long as the victims are boys.

That's cool, those stupid kids probably deserved to get kidnapped.  I mean, it's right there in the name.



CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MALES ARE NEVER IN TROUBLE!
 
2014-05-28 09:57:05 PM

machoprogrammer: Superjew: Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?

There's no cross, I'm just highly amused at how everyone's kidnapped-kid caring level is so highly dependent on the victims' vagina-having.

I'll go ahead and assume by your cavalier dismissal of my point that you're OK with kidnapping as long as the victims are boys.

That's cool, those stupid kids probably deserved to get kidnapped.  I mean, it's right there in the name.


CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MALES ARE NEVER IN TROUBLE!


They aren't kidnapped men because they then turn around and kidnap women and rape them so rape culture male privilege.
 
2014-05-28 10:15:27 PM
Islam is such a lovely religion. I'm so happy it exists.
 
2014-05-28 10:34:30 PM

Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.


Kinda like how no one cares how many gays and blacks Hitler killed.

/runs
 
2014-05-28 10:37:38 PM

Superjew: Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?

There's no cross, I'm just highly amused at how everyone's kidnapped-kid caring level is so highly dependent on the victims' vagina-having.

I'll go ahead and assume by your cavalier dismissal of my point that you're OK with kidnapping as long as the victims are boys.

That's cool, those stupid kids probably deserved to get kidnapped.  I mean, it's right there in the name.


You assume wrong, asshole. Those boys in February weren't kidnapped, they were MURDERED, brutally, in colder than cold blood, and in a just world the Boko Haram terrorists would hang for it. The "point," if there is any in your stupid post, is that nobody made a fuss about it because nobody heard about it. Their poor parents foolishly assumed their idiot government would retaliate against a bunch of cowardly child-murderers and didn't go to the world media.

When this more recent kidnapping came along, the parents had learned that their worthless president "Goodluck Jonathan" is likely in the terrorists' pocket or else his soldiers are, and took their case to the Internet and got some media traction that the earlier families did not have. That does not equate to somehow "caring less" because the victims were boys. That instead speaks to your arrogant American belief that unless YOU are talking about it, nobody knows about it. That is wrong and boneheaded.

I belong to an organization that has had people in Nigeria since March trying to negotiate with Boko Haram and the Nigerian government; but until there was something to negotiate FOR, there wasn't much to work with. Dead children are worth less to terrorists than live ones, no matter what the gender. So it's not that the girls "matter" more, it's that they are alive, while the boys in February are, sadly, dead.

Are you starting to get it now, or do I need to explain things to you more?
 
2014-05-28 10:38:55 PM

machoprogrammer: Superjew: Gyrfalcon: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Do you need three or four nails for that cross?

There's no cross, I'm just highly amused at how everyone's kidnapped-kid caring level is so highly dependent on the victims' vagina-having.

I'll go ahead and assume by your cavalier dismissal of my point that you're OK with kidnapping as long as the victims are boys.

That's cool, those stupid kids probably deserved to get kidnapped.  I mean, it's right there in the name.


CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MALES ARE NEVER IN TROUBLE!


It isn't privilege, or caring more for girls than boys, It is the fact that it was a girl's school that was hit, so all the kids kidnapped were girls. They are not as interested in taking boys as in their eyes it is OK for boys to go to school, but consider it an abomination for girls to.

Reading up on what is going on will make you look like less of a butt-hurt moron, however that may make you late for your Men's Rights meeting.
 
2014-05-28 10:54:01 PM

NotARocketScientist: They are not as interested in taking boys as in their eyes it is OK for boys to go to school, but consider it an abomination for girls to.


The have killed damn near as many male students in the last year or so as the female students they captured. Not in the general attacks ( which have also killed hundreds) but in attacks specifically targeting schools and students.

I don't think they think western education is any more acceptable for boys, it's just that they have other uses for the girls.
 
2014-05-28 11:00:31 PM

Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.


Boys kidnapped? None.  Boys shot dead in their sleep? About 50.  Not surprised you didn't hear about it in the states.  http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-24322683
 
2014-05-28 11:15:54 PM

zanni: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Boys kidnapped? None.  Boys shot dead in their sleep? About 50.  Not surprised you didn't hear about it in the states.  http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-24322683


Hey, nobody here heard about the girls being kidnapped for a month. Then it was suddenly "new". I assume they have all been let go by now because the hashtag army freed them.
 
2014-05-28 11:28:49 PM

TerminalEchoes: ransack.: I hope they didn't provoke any violent retribution against the still-captured girls.

That's the first thing I thought of as well.

Mark Ratner: Send in Seal Team 6 and be done with it already.

Half of Seal Team 6 died in a helicopter accident, unless they reformed that particular team by now.


Nothing good ever becomes of SEAL teams
 
2014-05-28 11:34:57 PM

Vitamin Pb: zanni: Superjew: Q: How many young boys were kidnapped and forced into a life of servitude by Boko Haram?

A: Nobody cares.

Boys kidnapped? None.  Boys shot dead in their sleep? About 50.  Not surprised you didn't hear about it in the states.  http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-24322683

Hey, nobody here heard about the girls being kidnapped for a month. Then it was suddenly "new". I assume they have all been let go by now because the hashtag army freed them.


It is because of the hashtag campaign that you have heard about any of this.
 
2014-05-29 12:24:34 AM
223 Nigerian girls? I would how many that would be in Zimbabwean girls?
 
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