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(NJ.com)   "Two drunken customers demand free food then trash Fort Lee McDonald's, police say." No word on what they demanded the trash for   (nj.com) divider line 35
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2014-05-29 02:08:07 PM  
To get the taste of the McDonald's food out of their mouth.  Duh.
 
2014-05-29 04:50:46 PM  
I think subby went a little overboard on the grammar nazism on this one.
 
2014-05-29 07:29:18 PM  
50k bail?
 
2014-05-29 07:29:54 PM  
That one is a stretch subby.
 
2014-05-29 07:32:27 PM  
I wouldn't eat that shiat even if it was free

/worked there. it's that gross.
 
2014-05-29 07:33:53 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I think subby went a little overboard on the grammar nazism on this one.


grammar-nazism
 
2014-05-29 07:35:12 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I think subby went a little overboard on the grammar nazism on this one.


Ooooh I just got it. I thought subby was having a go at McDonald's food by calling it trash. Kinda works both ways.
 
2014-05-29 07:35:21 PM  
Because little worker drone behind the counter doesn't have the leeway to punch in two basic bugers, a handful of fries, and two small sodas to sate the drunks. You know, before calling the cops about two drunks. But the people you're paying minimum wage can't be allowed to think and act with a cost of less than $10 because every fry has to be accounted for.
 
2014-05-29 07:36:41 PM  
Well,  they'll be getting some free food now.

Enjoy the 3 hots and a cot boys.
 
2014-05-29 07:38:06 PM  
Had to stay at a weekly hotel in Petersburg when I did an externship there. Sleazy brokeass place with a bunch of weirdos, including a neighbor that was screwing a cops wife, and a woman that came over and had me touch her belly and bragged that she didnt have many scars. So, pretty good preparation for hanging around on Fark.
 
2014-05-29 07:40:26 PM  

wildcardjack: Because little worker drone behind the counter doesn't have the leeway to punch in two basic bugers, a handful of fries, and two small sodas to sate the drunks. You know, before calling the cops about two drunks. But the people you're paying minimum wage can't be allowed to think and act with a cost of less than $10 because every fry has to be accounted for.


Because you want to be known as the place that gives free food to loud angry drunks. I don't know that youve thought your cunning plan all the way through.
 
2014-05-29 07:45:29 PM  
Two things: Criminal mischief, like hooliganism is a crime name I enjoy even if I dont know the strict technical definition, and this never would have happened at McDowell's.
 
2014-05-29 07:48:46 PM  
Gee - I wonder which one kicked the cop?
 
2014-05-29 07:49:24 PM  
My town has the fighting, 911 calling beeotch who went crazy because mcdonalds was out of mcnuggets. She wasnt even drunk.
 
2014-05-29 07:50:27 PM  
Dumb & Dumber 4.  Starring Cedrick the Entertainer and some other guy.
 
2014-05-29 07:51:18 PM  
must have been related to the hamburgler...i know kind of cheeszy and dorkeybut it just came to me.
 
2014-05-29 07:51:23 PM  

lar_m: Gee - I wonder which one kicked the cop?


I don't.
 
2014-05-29 07:51:46 PM  
used to live 2 blocks from there and it still took me a while to think where the mcdonalds was...i must have a blocked it out for some reason
 
2014-05-29 07:52:50 PM  
Who is Lee McDonald, and why has he got a trash fort?
 
2014-05-29 07:58:35 PM  

lar_m: Gee - I wonder which one kicked the cop?


Oddly, the one without the bruises.
 
2014-05-29 08:00:28 PM  

Fano: wildcardjack: Because little worker drone behind the counter doesn't have the leeway to punch in two basic bugers, a handful of fries, and two small sodas to sate the drunks. You know, before calling the cops about two drunks. But the people you're paying minimum wage can't be allowed to think and act with a cost of less than $10 because every fry has to be accounted for.

Because you want to be known as the place that gives free food to loud angry drunks. I don't know that youve thought your cunning plan all the way through.


I have thought it all the way through. You get their drunk asses into a booth until the cops show up to arrest them for public intoxication. Then you don't have any liability issues from them wandering off and doing something an ambulance chaser could file suit about. A few bucks to stall drunks until the cops show up could happen a hundred times before you'd come up to the cost of sending a lawyer to get a case dropped.

The liabilities of operating a public business can get stupid.
 
2014-05-29 08:01:59 PM  
Time for some vandalism problems in Fort Lee.
 
2014-05-29 08:03:19 PM  
They should have went to Burger King. Then they would have had it their way.
 
2014-05-29 08:04:32 PM  
i used to think mcdonalds had the best fries, until i read how they make them that way.......won't eat them again.  their mcnuggets are beyond disgusting.
 
2014-05-29 08:21:30 PM  
Was one of them Chris Christie?
 
2014-05-29 08:25:02 PM  
They were charged with making terroristic threats? FFS Americans, have you really become this paranoid?
 
2014-05-29 08:32:21 PM  
What does Mr Richard Fader from Ft Lee New Jersey say about this?
 
2014-05-29 08:37:35 PM  
It's the Fort Lee McDonald's. How would they tell it's been trashed?
 
2014-05-29 08:44:14 PM  
Let's see them try to get a reservation at Dorsia now.
 
2014-05-29 09:10:22 PM  

dittybopper: To get the taste of the McDonald's food out of their mouth.  Duh.


I'll get the lights.
 
2014-05-29 09:43:36 PM  

wildcardjack: Fano: wildcardjack: Because little worker drone behind the counter doesn't have the leeway to punch in two basic bugers, a handful of fries, and two small sodas to sate the drunks. You know, before calling the cops about two drunks. But the people you're paying minimum wage can't be allowed to think and act with a cost of less than $10 because every fry has to be accounted for.

Because you want to be known as the place that gives free food to loud angry drunks. I don't know that youve thought your cunning plan all the way through.

I have thought it all the way through. You get their drunk asses into a booth until the cops show up to arrest them for public intoxication. Then you don't have any liability issues from them wandering off and doing something an ambulance chaser could file suit about. A few bucks to stall drunks until the cops show up could happen a hundred times before you'd come up to the cost of sending a lawyer to get a case dropped.

The liabilities of operating a public business can get stupid.


I refuse to pay the drunkgeld..
 
2014-05-29 10:35:11 PM  

rbuzby: What does Mr Richard Fader from Ft Lee New Jersey say about this?


Came for this.  Leaving happy.
 
2014-05-29 10:35:52 PM  
I've been to that McDonald's and for what this particular store charges, Ronald deserved the beat-down.
 
2014-05-30 12:15:11 AM  
Read the title and thought "who the hell would do that?". Clicked the link and saw the mugshots, "well, that explains it". Can I reserve a first class window seat please?
 
2014-05-30 11:25:58 AM  
'I'll drink up all the Hennessy on your shelf
but first let me get a Big Mac for myself"
 
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