ginandbacon: Oh what a loss!
jehovahs witness protection: Who?
The Maha Rushie: who?
MJMaloney187: Nebulous poetic nonsense. As usual, the opposite is true. Future generations will not remember how "you made them feel" ... they will only remember what you wrote and what you did.
DubtodaIll: I was fortunate enough to be able to take her seminar while I attended WFU. She was a font of wisdom and insight into the soul. Certainly a national treasure and will certainly be remembered.
mike_d85: And absolutely no one will be able to read her poetry correctly ever again. Truey written in her voice and with a pace an meter only she could express out loud.RIP.
Charlie09: She was great in Touched by an Angel... oh wait.
poonesfarm: Who are they gonna get to speak at her memorial? How about Maya Ang--crap, nevermind.
TV's Vinnie: I bet Oprah digs into a foodservice size tun of ice cream and becomes a fatass again because of this.
kvinesknows: An American was backpacking across the highlands, when he came across a small village where he decided to spend the night.Upon entering the local pub that evening for some drinks with the locals, he found himself in a conversation with one particularly drunk and indignant individual."Ya see that fence out there?" The old man asked the backpacker. "I built that fence with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the fence builder? No!""And that church out there. I hoisted the bell up to the top with me own hands. But ya think they call me MacGregor the church builder? No!"And that bridge. I put it together stone by stone. But ya think they call me MacGregor the bridge builder? No!""But ya screw one goat..."
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