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(Canoe)   Porn star Nikki Benz runs for mayor of Toronto on slogan, 'Trade in your Ford for a Benz' and platform that would make National Masturbation Day a civic holiday (SFW)   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 85
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2014-05-28 10:30:28 AM  
Well, both candidates use one form of crack or another
 
2014-05-28 10:52:31 AM  

Dufus: Well, both candidates use one form of crack or another


Yeah, but you'd probably be a lot happier about the media showing pictures of her smoking crack.
 
2014-05-28 11:26:41 AM  
Would it really be civic holiday for those who masturbate for a living?
 
2014-05-28 11:37:20 AM  
Well, we've seen both candidates' puppies at this point.

/Would gladly serve under Ms. Benz
//Giggity
 
2014-05-28 11:58:52 AM  
Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?
 
2014-05-28 12:01:42 PM  
After her defeat, headlines will read NIKKI BENZ OVER
 
2014-05-28 12:02:12 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


I can't help that i'm sexy and irresistible.
 
2014-05-28 12:02:20 PM  

abb3w: Dufus: Well, both candidates use one form of crack or another

Yeah, but you'd probably be a lot happier about the media showing pictures of her smoking crack.


win!
 
2014-05-28 12:02:55 PM  

abb3w: Dufus: Well, both candidates use one form of crack or another

Yeah, but you'd probably be a lot happier about the media showing pictures of her smoking crack.


Why? Don't they have grilled cheese sandwiches in Canada?
 
2014-05-28 12:03:17 PM  
That slogan rocks. I may need to defect to Canada just to cast a vote for her.
 
2014-05-28 12:03:17 PM  
performing in some porn films does not make one a star.  Bree Olson is a "porn star".  Ron Jeremy is a "porn star".  Nikki Benz is "some likely drug addled chick that does it on camera".
 
2014-05-28 12:03:30 PM  
looks like she put a couple of pounds.... err kilograms on

/metric system!!!
//would still do her
 
2014-05-28 12:04:15 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


Well, technically yes. At my age there are several long "time outs" required for.... ummmm....

/never mind
 
2014-05-28 12:06:16 PM  
Toronto has some interesting candidates for mayor.
 
2014-05-28 12:07:27 PM  
cnews.canoe.ca

Driver, hit the gas now!
 
2014-05-28 12:07:38 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


A little privacy and a few minutes, really.

Maybe they can make it a tax holiday for tissues, lotions, vibrators, etc.
 
2014-05-28 12:08:14 PM  
Pretty bad when a porn star would class up the place
 
2014-05-28 12:09:04 PM  
Well, her oral arguments are well documented and very satisfying, I do feel a little spent afterwards though.
 
2014-05-28 12:09:50 PM  
In a perfect world, wouldn't every day be National Masturbation Day? Oh, wait. . . Never mind.

cgraves67: A little privacy and a few minutes, really.


Yeah, for some, I suppose. . . .
 
2014-05-28 12:11:00 PM  
She has promised to plug any holes in the budget
 
2014-05-28 12:11:19 PM  
Is it wrong that I found the other candidate they had a random picture of hotter?  Something about puffy lips just does not work for me.
 
2014-05-28 12:12:16 PM  
She's got my vote.
 
2014-05-28 12:12:31 PM  

monoski: She has promised to plug any holes in the budget


If the city council cooperates, they can make the budget air-tight.
 
2014-05-28 12:13:46 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Is it wrong that I found the other candidate they had a random picture of hotter?  Something about puffy lips just does not work for me.


Oh, yeah. She DOES have lips. Hadn't noticed. . . .
 
2014-05-28 12:13:56 PM  
I liked how balanced and non-pejorative the writing was.

/ I'd balance and perjate her, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-05-28 12:13:58 PM  
She needs to wave a strap-on dildo to show the public how she's going to screw them up the ass.
 
2014-05-28 12:16:38 PM  

Bane of Broone: Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?

I can't help that i'm sexy and irresistible.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-28 12:16:42 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: She needs to wave a strap-on dildo to show the public how she's going to screw them up the ass.


Eloquently put.
 
2014-05-28 12:17:54 PM  
Oh THAT Nikki Benz.

I vote with my penis.
 
2014-05-28 12:18:06 PM  

frepnog: performing in some porn films does not make one a star.  Bree Olson is a "porn star".  Ron Jeremy is a "porn star".  Nikki Benz is "some likely drug addled chick that does it on camera".


Really?  Ummm she has done da movies, countless of them AND the reality-esque pr0n.

FTR:  Nikki Benz > Bree Olsen.
 
2014-05-28 12:19:35 PM  
I wholehandedly support her.
 
2014-05-28 12:20:54 PM  
I prefer my canuckistanian porno actresses to be a little less ugly. Now if Sunny Spark was running...
 
2014-05-28 12:20:59 PM  
Well, there goes the last of Rob Ford's votes
 
2014-05-28 12:21:32 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


Me love me long time!
 
2014-05-28 12:22:00 PM  

Rwa2play: frepnog: performing in some porn films does not make one a star.  Bree Olson is a "porn star".  Ron Jeremy is a "porn star".  Nikki Benz is "some likely drug addled chick that does it on camera".

Really?  Ummm she has done da movies, countless of them AND the reality-esque pr0n.

FTR:  Nikki Benz > Bree Olsen.


Never heard of her.
 
2014-05-28 12:23:15 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Is it wrong that I found the other candidate they had a random picture of hotter?  Something about puffy lips just does not work for me.


Completely agree with this.
 
2014-05-28 12:24:34 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Is it wrong that I found the other candidate they had a random picture of hotter?  Something about puffy lips just does not work for me.


If it's wrong, then I got the same problem. Blonde bombshell, cookie-cutter pron star doesn't seem all that attractive to me - Karen Stinz (sic?) is a hot 'everyday' kinda a woman.
 
2014-05-28 12:25:29 PM  
From junkie to whoor - stay classy.
 
2014-05-28 12:25:42 PM  
So she's going to rape Toronto like Benz raped Chrysler for cash?
 
2014-05-28 12:26:11 PM  
But does she have enough to eat at home?
 
2014-05-28 12:29:04 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


I call that Thursday through Saturday unless I get lucky while I'm out and about.
 
2014-05-28 12:30:01 PM  
Well at least she'll be able to handle the many dicks on city council.
 
2014-05-28 12:30:57 PM  
Until you find out her real last name is Yugo
 
2014-05-28 12:31:11 PM  
Best of luck, but getting beat will be hard to swallow.
 
2014-05-28 12:31:23 PM  

Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?


Depends how skilled you are at it.
 
2014-05-28 12:31:29 PM  
 
2014-05-28 12:32:08 PM  

booger42: Plant Rights Activist: Is it wrong that I found the other candidate they had a random picture of hotter?  Something about puffy lips just does not work for me.

If it's wrong, then I got the same problem. Blonde bombshell, cookie-cutter pron star doesn't seem all that attractive to me - Karen Stinz (sic?) is a hot 'everyday' kinda a woman.


I don't think I could decide until after their debate. And by debate, I mean naked lesbian mud-wrestling.
 
2014-05-28 12:36:20 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

Y'all know the routine........
 
2014-05-28 12:37:53 PM  
She could be smooth where others are crass. A few weeks ago, the GM of the Toronto Raptors shouted "F**k Brooklyn!" to a crowd of Raptors fans before an NBA playoff game between Toronto and Brooklyn. Brooklyn fans were furious and he later had to apologize.

Now if she were to yell the same thing in the same circumstance.....

I'm just sayin'.
 
2014-05-28 12:41:16 PM  

cgraves67: Arkanaut: Do people really need a whole day to masturbate?

A little privacy and a few minutes, really.

Maybe they can make it a tax holiday for tissues, lotions, vibrators, etc.


argonautnews.com

Doesn't anybody knock anymore?!?
 
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