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(WTKR)   Animal caught in transformer causes power outage. Megatron, Richard Gere unavailable for comment   (wtkr.com) divider line 17
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1403 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2014 at 8:09 PM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-28 06:48:54 PM  
"A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon."
 
2014-05-28 08:10:55 PM  
Richard Gere's butt is a transformer?
 
2014-05-28 08:15:05 PM  
Shocking.
 
2014-05-28 08:16:29 PM  

CruJones: Richard Gere's butt is a transformer?


Gerbil-powered.
 
2014-05-28 08:20:06 PM  
Armageddon!
 
2014-05-28 08:29:02 PM  

CruJones: Richard Gere's butt is a transformer?



Yes, yes...his butt is a ferret-core transformer....he had it upgraded from the old Hedgehog transformers...


/ok...so I'm and engineer...so sue me
 
2014-05-28 08:39:10 PM  
Optimus Prime weeps oil based tears
 
2014-05-28 08:45:13 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-05-28 08:52:37 PM  

Ivo Shandor: "A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon."


Oh Good.  Cooking a raccoon at medium voltage is probably preferable to high.  It takes only a few milliseconds to cook a raccoon nice and tender.  High voltage would just burn it to a crisp too quickly.
 
2014-05-28 08:59:07 PM  
I hope it was Shia LaBeouf.
 
2014-05-28 09:03:58 PM  

CruJones: Richard Gere's butt is a transformer?


Pretenders hide the real Transformers inside!
 
2014-05-28 09:16:02 PM  
Before its over he'll be up to a groundhog in a feedsack
 
2014-05-28 09:20:50 PM  
That's some deep reporting there Lou. could have at least said what kind off critter it was
 
2014-05-28 10:08:22 PM  
What does this story have to do with a Detroit Lions' wide receiver?
 
2014-05-28 10:25:28 PM  
Just noticed in the 'freaky fish' link on that page that the journalist writing the article totally ripped his report straight out of Wiki. Copypasta word for word.

http://wtkr.com/2014/05/16/freaky-fish-found-in-nags-head/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancetfish
 
2014-05-28 10:51:15 PM  
pbf ftw
pbfcomics.com
 
2014-05-29 12:14:11 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

BEAST MODE!
 
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