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(XKCD)   Well OK, maybe not if you drank a normal person's blood, but what if you drank Drew's?   (what-if.xkcd.com) divider line 20
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2014-05-28 01:56:10 AM  
I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.
 
2014-05-28 05:35:35 AM  

TheCheese: I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.


And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.
 
2014-05-28 08:04:12 AM  
The recent What-if's seem to me to be mailed in. I sure hope it's because the book he's putting out is taking all the awesome.
 
2014-05-28 08:33:23 AM  
Good choice of the squirrel as a stand-in pic for terrible things. Maybe he had Drew and / or Fark on his mind after all.
 
2014-05-28 08:47:25 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: TheCheese: I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.

And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.


That word should never be associated with British cuisine.
 
2014-05-28 08:59:42 AM  
Knows something about getting drunk off blood.

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2014-05-28 09:14:15 AM  
What I get out of the article is that a small percentage of ethanol ever gets into my bloodstream and I am now thinking the thinking the most efficient use of resources is to direct inject ethinol into the bloodstream.  I dont need no fancy math but 10ccs should do it.
 
2014-05-28 09:15:50 AM  

YodaBlues: DammitIForgotMyLogin: TheCheese: I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.

And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.

That word should never be associated with British cuisine.


I beg to differ
 
2014-05-28 09:20:15 AM  
Drinking Drew's blood will likely embalm you.
 
2014-05-28 09:24:50 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: YodaBlues: DammitIForgotMyLogin: TheCheese: I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.

And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.

That word should never be associated with British cuisine.

I beg to differ


Indeed. I have experienced genuine British cuisine firsthand. It may result in an early death from heart disease, but the flavors are certainly good.
 
2014-05-28 09:27:29 AM  
What if she's drunk, on the rag and you're eating her out?
 
2014-05-28 09:42:31 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.


It's like an entire culture has food-based Stockholm Syndrome.

I tried black pudding once; the taste is bad enough but the texture is indescribably awful. I mean that quite literally - I'm at a loss to describe it. It's somehow like eating floury gristle.
 
2014-05-28 10:26:17 AM  
You'd see things you wouldn't believe, Will Wheaton in sweaters so unbelievable that you'd think you'd gone mad. Cats everywhere suddenly talk in bad grammar, and you develop a taste for liquor so bad you may as well be a Cluricane
 
2014-05-28 11:15:01 AM  
so Drew's blood is what ? 80 proof?
 
2014-05-28 11:17:51 AM  

grimlock1972: so Drew's blood is what ? 80 proof?


At least


You figure the beers sort of brings down the average
 
2014-05-28 11:40:18 AM  
any normal person who tries to drink more than about a pint of blood will vomit:

Yeah, pretty sure this has already been covered...
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2014-05-28 12:24:58 PM  

YodaBlues: DammitIForgotMyLogin: TheCheese: I would have preferred the Answer Person to have specified that British blood puddings are usually made from sheep or pigs' blood, not human.

And to have mentioned that we eat it because it's absolutely farking delicious.

That word should never be associated with British cuisine.


Oh come off it.  British cuisine isn't nearly as inaccessible as some Scandinavian cuisine.  The Brits also do pub food extraordinarily well such as fish and chips as well as bread pudding.
 
2014-05-28 01:07:56 PM  

Summoner101: Oh come off it. British cuisine isn't nearly as inaccessible as some Scandinavian cuisine.


While I admit that a cuisine based largely on fermented fish products is horrible, your claim is like bragging about being the valedictorian of summer school.

As a general rule, the quality of a country's cuisine is inversely proportional to its distance from the equator.
 
2014-05-28 01:09:00 PM  
Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?

asked someone who is really, really bad at math.
 
2014-05-28 01:12:43 PM  
Threw up almost a quart of blood once.  The best part was when the doctor said "That's impressive!"  Otherwise, not so much fun, actually.
 
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