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(NBC New York)   Manhattan pedestrian hit by flying buzzsaw. "It was like something out of an Evil Dead movie"   (nbcnewyork.com ) divider line
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2014-05-28 03:40:15 AM  
www.cult-labs.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-05-28 04:46:02 AM  
Groovy!
 
2014-05-28 07:37:27 AM  
It was probably Prince Colwyn just screwing around. He's been kind of bored since defeating The Beast.
 
2014-05-28 08:13:10 AM  

TheGrayCat: Groovy!


Damn you. ;-)
 
2014-05-28 08:13:27 AM  
No, if it were, it would've have spawned 2 shiatty sequels, each less entertaining than the last and launched several baffling careers of talentless hacks.
 
2014-05-28 08:18:16 AM  
That is not a Buzz Saw blade, it is a concrete blade. A buzz saw blade looks like a circular saw blade for wood only much larger.
 
2014-05-28 08:19:54 AM  
tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-28 08:23:56 AM  
A woman walking past a crew tearing up a Manhattan street was struck by a flying buzzsaw  --Checkey Beckford contributed to this story

Checkey contributed to lowering the IQ of everyone in the room. Should apply to mop floors at McDonalds.
 
2014-05-28 08:24:23 AM  
"I was on the right side of the sidewalk, suddenly everyone started yelling 'Get down! Move!'"

Yes. When a giant saw blade is is flying down the sidewalk, the correct action is obviously to drop to the ground so it can embed itself into your skull.
 
2014-05-28 08:24:55 AM  
One of the guys I work with was at on off duty job at a construction site. He was talking with a Sergeant when some machine broke, sending bolts and pieces of metal all over the place. A piece hit my buddy in the knee. The Sergeant immediately shut down the site and called for rescue. My buddy was out for a couple of months. In conclusion, don't fark around near construction sites.

/csb
 
2014-05-28 08:25:23 AM  
"I hear the blade and see the blade literally coming off the machine," he said. "It was huge. It looked like it was from a horror flick."

Saw 3D?
 
2014-05-28 08:28:14 AM  
"missed me by that much. You could hear it coming and it went right by me,"

So much potential.
Wait for it.....
 
2014-05-28 08:29:52 AM  

Dog Man: One of the guys I work with was at on off duty job at a construction site. He was talking with a Sergeant when some machine broke, sending bolts and pieces of metal all over the place. A piece hit my buddy in the knee. The Sergeant immediately shut down the site and called for rescue. My buddy was out for a couple of months. In conclusion, don't fark around near construction sites.

/csb


In other words, your buddy used to work construction worker until he took a bolt to the knee?
 
2014-05-28 08:30:24 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

wpadmin.gametrailers.com
 
2014-05-28 08:30:29 AM  
Ye godz, what did I just type?
 
2014-05-28 08:34:16 AM  
 I didn't saw that coming!
 
2014-05-28 08:36:42 AM  
www.so-gut-wie-tot.de

/can totally relate.
 
2014-05-28 08:36:59 AM  

www.wildsoundmovies.com

 
2014-05-28 08:37:18 AM  
 

kqc7011: That is not a Buzz Saw blade, it is a concrete blade. A buzz saw blade looks like a circular saw blade for wood only much larger.


www.reelingreviews.com
Approves.

/great movie totally buggered by a dumb twist ending.
 
2014-05-28 08:38:29 AM  
The guys on that construction crew were known for being cut-ups, they could leave an audience in stitches.
 
2014-05-28 08:39:05 AM  
And that is why you don't remove the guard and you check the tightness of the retaining lug before you use the concrete saw Huxley
 
2014-05-28 08:39:51 AM  
Remove the nut holding on the blade.
Remove worn blade.
Install new blade.
Put the nut back on finger tight.
Get the wrench to tighten the.... oh wait, union coffee break!  I'll finish the job when I get back.
 
2014-05-28 08:40:45 AM  
Sounds more like Final Destination. Or maybe Phantasm.
 
2014-05-28 08:41:49 AM  
A buzzsaw article that's not linked from buzzfeed? Inconceivable!
 
2014-05-28 08:42:32 AM  

roc6783: No, if it were, it would've have spawned 2 shiatty sequels, each less entertaining than the last and launched several baffling careers of talentless hacks.


I bet you get a few bites with that one
 
2014-05-28 08:43:50 AM  

kqc7011: That is not a Buzz Saw blade, it is a concrete blade. A buzz saw blade looks like a circular saw blade for wood only much larger.


This is also Buzzsaw:

i30.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-28 08:45:48 AM  
Who doesn't love getting a little buzzed before work?
 
2014-05-28 08:47:42 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: kqc7011: That is not a Buzz Saw blade, it is a concrete blade. A buzz saw blade looks like a circular saw blade for wood only much larger.

This is also Buzzsaw:

[i30.photobucket.com image 850x480]


"Here is Buzzsaw! Now Plain Saw!"

/wait that's not right
 
2014-05-28 08:49:42 AM  
Came here for the Bruce Campbell pix. Disappointed there was only one.
 
2014-05-28 08:53:46 AM  
 
2014-05-28 08:56:02 AM  

MadMonk: Dog Man: One of the guys I work with was at on off duty job at a construction site. He was talking with a Sergeant when some machine broke, sending bolts and pieces of metal all over the place. A piece hit my buddy in the knee. The Sergeant immediately shut down the site and called for rescue. My buddy was out for a couple of months. In conclusion, don't fark around near construction sites.

/csb

In other words, your buddy used to work construction worker until he took a bolt to the knee?


Close. He's a police officer. He managed to overcome a career ending injury and still works midnights. He was with me in my last use of force report back in January.

/his 2nd in 7 years.
//my 5th in 5 years
///three
 
2014-05-28 08:56:19 AM  

vudukungfu: "missed me by that much. You could hear it coming and it went right by me,"

So much potential.
Wait for it.....


Phrasing?
 
2014-05-28 08:57:00 AM  

Mugato: MajorTubeSteak: kqc7011: That is not a Buzz Saw blade, it is a concrete blade. A buzz saw blade looks like a circular saw blade for wood only much larger.

This is also Buzzsaw:

[i30.photobucket.com image 850x480]

"Here is Buzzsaw! Now Plain Saw!"

/wait that's not right


Hehe!  I think that goes "here is Subzero, now plain zero".  I don't remember what Arnold sez when it kills off ol' Buzzy.

/Arnold one-liners
//Good times
///It's not a tumor
 
2014-05-28 08:57:58 AM  
Thanks God it didn't buzz any cocks!

www.amiright.com
 
2014-05-28 08:58:05 AM  
"I just turned, kinda ducked, put my head down," he said. "Thing came flying right by my head, missed me by that much. You could hear it coming and it went right by me," he said.

s30.postimg.org

RIP Don Adams.
 
2014-05-28 08:59:26 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: Hehe!  I think that goes "here is Subzero, now plain zero".


Yeah I know I was just being whimsical.
 
2014-05-28 09:00:29 AM  
Don't blame Panthro, you know he only throws pans, not buzzsaws.
 
2014-05-28 09:01:01 AM  
actually that happened in the movie superstition, not the evil dead.  someone doesnt know horror.
 
2014-05-28 09:01:05 AM  
www.screeninsults.com

"Some folks call it a buzzsaw blade I call it a kasier blade, mmhmmm..."
 
2014-05-28 09:01:33 AM  

dv-ous: [www.so-gut-wie-tot.de image 600x450]

/can totally relate.


i41.photobucket.com

Just substitute "smock" with "Muth".
 
2014-05-28 09:01:36 AM  
www.digitaltrends.com

Must have thought he had a head crab on him.
 
2014-05-28 09:02:13 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: Hehe!  I think that goes "here is Subzero, now plain zero".  I don't remember what Arnold sez when it kills off ol' Buzzy.

/Arnold one-liners
//Good times
///It's not a tumor


"What happened to Buzzsaw?"

"Oh, he had to split."
 
2014-05-28 09:04:37 AM  
www.cryinbromeans.com
 
2014-05-28 09:07:29 AM  

Mugato: MajorTubeSteak: Hehe!  I think that goes "here is Subzero, now plain zero".

Yeah I know I was just being whimsical.


You're a funny guy. I like you.  That's why I'm going to kill you last.
 
2014-05-28 09:08:49 AM  

vudukungfu: "missed me by that much. You could hear it coming and it went right by me,"

So much potential.
Wait for it.....


Grooooaaannnnn
 
2014-05-28 09:08:50 AM  
www.juropy.com
"Sledge-saw! Practical and safe!"

/knife-wrench
 
2014-05-28 09:10:26 AM  

DecemberNitro: MajorTubeSteak: Hehe!  I think that goes "here is Subzero, now plain zero".  I don't remember what Arnold sez when it kills off ol' Buzzy.

/Arnold one-liners
//Good times
///It's not a tumor

"What happened to Buzzsaw?"

"Oh, he had to split."


There we go!
 
2014-05-28 09:12:28 AM  
Well hopefully they shopped smart and bought the saw blade at S-mart.
 
2014-05-28 09:15:29 AM  

Pribar: And that is why you don't remove the guard and you check the tightness of the retaining lug before you use the concrete saw Huxley


hypervocal.com
 
2014-05-28 09:19:34 AM  
Posted on a billboard across the street:

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