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(Washington Post)   "I don't care about your sympathy. I don't give a shiat that you feel sorry for me. Get to work and do something. I'll tell the president the same thing if he calls me. Getting a call from a politician doesn't impress me"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 401
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8523 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 May 2014 at 4:33 PM (13 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-27 03:07:27 PM
Yup. Hero.
 
2014-05-27 03:27:18 PM
I'm pretty sure they don't really feel sorry for you, either
 
2014-05-27 03:48:59 PM
There is no situation where a grown man crying provides any help, whatsoever...
 
2014-05-27 03:58:07 PM
If giving up my gun collection would bring back his son, I would be forced to make a donation to his funeral expenses.
 
2014-05-27 03:59:01 PM
Gotta ask - doesn't CA have some of the stricter gun control laws in the country?  I know we do here in MD, yet we have shootings daily in Baltimore.  Hell, in DC you can't even own a gun (until recently) and it's been among the top murder rate cities for a long time.  I don't see this so much as about gun control but in identifying and treating mentally ill people.
 
2014-05-27 04:03:02 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Gotta ask - doesn't CA have some of the stricter gun control laws in the country?  I know we do here in MD, yet we have shootings daily in Baltimore.  Hell, in DC you can't even own a gun (until recently) and it's been among the top murder rate cities for a long time.  I don't see this so much as about gun control but in identifying and treating mentally ill people.


New Jersey has some very strict gun control laws, which is why illegal gun sellers flock there.  There are more cops looking for guns being toted across the Jersey bridges than there ever will for drugs.
 
2014-05-27 04:07:34 PM
Saying "we are all to blame" for the death of his 20-year-old son

"We"? WTF did I do? You're the farking defense lawyer.
 
2014-05-27 04:19:42 PM
Oh, sure. Very strict gun control laws are working wonders in Chicago. That's all we need. To make ourselves feel like we did something without actually doing anything.
 
2014-05-27 04:23:22 PM

Lando Lincoln: Very strict gun control laws are working wonders in Chicago.


Take a look at where Chicago's guns come from. It ain't Chicago. Which is why piecemeal legislation doesn't work. Hence the term: universal.
 
2014-05-27 04:23:35 PM
Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims were stabbed.
 
2014-05-27 04:24:18 PM
I'm hardly a gun nut but I don't see a "Well I was going to gun down all these random people but it's just too hard to obtain a firearm legally and I don't want to break the law" scenario happening.
 
2014-05-27 04:26:09 PM
The gun nuts are going to shiat all over this guy for at least the next 2 weeks on the news.

Ready yourselves. It's coming.
 
2014-05-27 04:32:09 PM

PhiloeBedoe: There is no situation where a grown man crying provides any help, whatsoever...


What if you are cutting onions? It really stings!
 
2014-05-27 04:36:11 PM
Where is Joe the Plumber? We must have his douchebagness to counter this, immediately!
 
2014-05-27 04:37:23 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims were stabbed.


Is that a jim crow law reference?
 
2014-05-27 04:39:06 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Lando Lincoln: Very strict gun control laws are working wonders in Chicago.

Take a look at where Chicago's guns come from. It ain't Chicago. Which is why piecemeal legislation doesn't work. Hence the term: universal.


So all we have to do is adopt universal gun control laws in all 50 states and Canada and Mexico and then we'll be all set. And then all we'll have is crazy people with access to lots of other deadly objects.
 
2014-05-27 04:39:19 PM
 
2014-05-27 04:40:31 PM
How dare he speak that way about guns?  This man is an enemy of the People of the Gun!
 
2014-05-27 04:40:39 PM

Lando Lincoln: So all we have to do is adopt universal gun control laws in all 50 states and Canada and Mexico and then we'll be all set.


We can start with one federal law covering the states.

Lando Lincoln: And then all we'll have is crazy people with access to lots of other deadly objects.


They already have access to those other deadly objects. Yet many still prefer a gun. Funny how that works.
 
2014-05-27 04:41:22 PM

SphericalTime: Yup. Hero.


This;  you wanna have the politicians shiat their pants?  Fund their opponents to holy hell.
 
2014-05-27 04:41:44 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims were stabbed.


If we had stricter gun control laws, ALL of the victims would have been stabbed! Now that's progress!
 
2014-05-27 04:42:52 PM
It's funny, the three aspects to the ucsb shooting were gun control, mental health care, and society teaching men that women are objects. Yet for whatever reason anyone will each only focus on one part of it, and completely deny any other aspect.
 
2014-05-27 04:43:05 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: The gun nuts are going to shiat all over this guy for at least the next 2 weeks on the news.

Ready yourselves. It's coming.


Yup. The NRA is a terrorist organization. Get ready for some ugly, psychotic propaganda.
 
2014-05-27 04:43:09 PM
Sorry, the problem is in the constitution and in the minds of the intellectual babies we see on fark.  Those two factors align to make gun violence* impossible to resolve.

*dear jackass who doesn't understand how this works: you can worry about gun violence and other kinds of systemic social risk as separate concerns.
 
2014-05-27 04:43:36 PM
Look, libs, but a gun is a tool like a hammer or a can opener or an alligator.  I guess we'll have to ban alligators now.

Checkmate, libs.
 
2014-05-27 04:43:59 PM
"The gun is good. The penis is evil." - Zardoz
 
2014-05-27 04:44:43 PM
I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.
 
2014-05-27 04:44:46 PM

zarker: It's funny, the three aspects to the ucsb shooting were gun control, mental health care, and society teaching men that women are objects. Yet for whatever reason anyone will each only focus on one part of it, and completely deny any other aspect.


This.  Focusing on the method for 2 of the killings vs why this kid went on a rampage is just stupid.
 
2014-05-27 04:45:05 PM

Rwa2play: This; you wanna have the politicians shiat their pants? Fund their opponents to holy hell.


or fund this guy

"There's no playbook for this. We don't know what we are doing," he said. "I just know I have to keep fighting until something changes. The most precious thing in the world has been taken from me. What else can I do?"
 
2014-05-27 04:46:31 PM

Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.


As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.
 
2014-05-27 04:47:05 PM

ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.


Dolphins are pretty cool
 
2014-05-27 04:47:06 PM
Listen up, gun-grabbers. GUN is just one letter away from GUM. I guess you want to make gum illegal too!

CHECK. AND. MATE.
 
2014-05-27 04:47:46 PM

Mugato: I'm hardly a gun nut but I don't see a "Well I was going to gun down all these random people but it's just too hard to obtain a firearm legally and I don't want to break the law" scenario happening.


Right? I mean, why even have laws in the first place? Crimes will still be committed. Therefore laws are useless.
 
2014-05-27 04:48:38 PM

zarker: ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.

Dolphins are pretty cool


Aquatic rapist bastards the lot of them.
 
2014-05-27 04:48:48 PM

zarker: Dolphins are pretty cool


Gang rapists(and murderers), that we have empathy for because they exhibit some of our same cooperative skills.  Dolphins do all the terrible things we do that they're capable of.  But I don't contest that they're pretty cool.
 
2014-05-27 04:49:19 PM

ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.


Tortoises, my man.  They just hang around, keep to themselves, and don't bother anybody.

We're definitely better than squirrels though.  I hate squirrels.
 
2014-05-27 04:49:21 PM

Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.


Or it could be us, and our culture. Many other 1st world countries don't have nearly the same levels of violent crime, but ya know what they say, the US has to be #1 at everything.
 
2014-05-27 04:49:40 PM
What's the over/under on truthers telling Mr Martinez the shootings never happened?
 
2014-05-27 04:49:47 PM

Lando Lincoln: Oh, sure. Very strict gun control laws are working wonders in Chicago. That's all we need. To make ourselves feel like we did something without actually doing anything.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-27 04:50:22 PM

zarker: It's funny, the three aspects to the ucsb shooting were gun control, mental health care, and society teaching men that women are objects. Yet for whatever reason anyone will each only focus on one part of it, and completely deny any other aspect.


Yeah man.  Both sides are the same.  Gun nuts have the NRA, and gun grabbers have the...sorry, I'm blanking out for a minute.  I can't remember the name of the multi-million member lobbying organization opposing mental health care for those who need it.  I'm sure it will come to me in a moment.

Admittedly, there IS a multi-million member organization teaching men that women are objects.  They currently control the US House of Representatives.
 
2014-05-27 04:50:27 PM

LucklessWonder: "The gun is good. The penis is evil." - Zardoz


I thought the penis mightier.
 
2014-05-27 04:50:38 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims were stabbed.


I thought they were Asian? Immigration law, not census.
 
2014-05-27 04:50:54 PM
If a couple of dozen 6 year-olds being shot up at an elementary school doesn't change things, I'm sorry to say that three murders by gun (three were stabbed) of college students aren't going to change anything.
 
2014-05-27 04:51:32 PM

Emposter: I can't remember the name of the multi-million member lobbying organization opposing mental health care for those who need it.


Here you go.
http://www.gop.com
 
2014-05-27 04:51:42 PM

zarker: ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.

Dolphins are pretty cool rapey


FTFY
 
2014-05-27 04:51:52 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims were stabbed.


So, obviously that negates any of the people that were shot to death.

Thanks, nice to know that one type of murder completely erases the cause of murder by another method.
 
2014-05-27 04:51:55 PM

Rapmaster2000: ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.

Tortoises, my man.  They just hang around, keep to themselves, and don't bother anybody.

We're definitely better than squirrels though.  I hate squirrels.


Man.  I didn't think so many people would take me up on this: I know it's a turtle.
 
2014-05-27 04:51:59 PM

ikanreed: Weaver95: I got back from my weekend camping trip and made the mistake of reading the news and seeing this story. farking humans man. We suck as a species.

As an intellectual exercise, what species do you see as morally superior?  I think we do pretty good in general, but could be better, and need to work on our collective and individual faults.


Lets wait a bit, then watch the gun apologists show up and make excuses for this latest massacre. While I ponder their bottom feeding self serving agendas I'll see if I can figure out where mankind ranks in moral standing. Sound fair?
 
2014-05-27 04:52:07 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: They already have access to those other deadly objects. Yet many still prefer a gun. Funny how that works.


"Prefer" being the operative word.

"Well, I sure would like to kill a bunch of people, but they outlawed guns and it's impossible to buy a black market gun, so...eh. Using knives is just too much work and I was never good at chemistry, so poisons are out...I think I'll just sit here in my demented little world and intensely hate people and not do anything about it."
 
2014-05-27 04:52:17 PM

CPT Ethanolic: Another thing I would point out - 3/5 of the victims dead were stabbed.


LOL. You're funny. Lots of people were shot at. Not all of them died of their wounds.
 
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