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(Huffington Post UK)   The reason you're a lazy couch potato? Blame it on your parents. Here's the science   (huffingtonpost.co.uk ) divider line 14
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2014-05-27 02:28:12 PM  
My parents told me to eat my vegetables so that I'd grow taller.

Well Mom, I ate a literal shiat-ton of rabbit food for years only to find out that I stopped growing at age 12 because of your genes. NOW I CAN'T REACH THE SUGAR, MOM. I CAN'T REACH IT AND I CAN'T STAND ON BROCCOLI OR ASPARAGUS TO GET IT.

/completely over it
 
2014-05-27 03:32:52 PM  
So, a whole lot of blaming other people. Got it.
 
2014-05-27 03:33:16 PM  
fat and lazy shiats make more fat and lazy shiats... it's nature AND nurture.
 
2014-05-27 03:34:21 PM  

miss diminutive: My parents told me to eat my vegetables so that I'd grow taller.

Well Mom, I ate a literal shiat-ton of rabbit food for years only to find out that I stopped growing at age 12 because of your genes. NOW I CAN'T REACH THE SUGAR, MOM. I CAN'T REACH IT AND I CAN'T STAND ON BROCCOLI OR ASPARAGUS TO GET IT.

/completely over it


Listen, you can be hot, intelligent, or tall. You can't be all 3, that's cheating.
 
2014-05-27 03:34:32 PM  

miss diminutive: My parents told me to eat my vegetables so that I'd grow taller.

Well Mom, I ate a literal shiat-ton of rabbit food for years only to find out that I stopped growing at age 12 because of your genes. NOW I CAN'T REACH THE SUGAR, MOM. I CAN'T REACH IT AND I CAN'T STAND ON BROCCOLI OR ASPARAGUS TO GET IT.

/completely over it


how can you be over it if you cant reach it?
 
2014-05-27 03:36:41 PM  

dj_spanmaster: you can be choose two


I really ought to use the Preview button more.
 
2014-05-27 03:38:16 PM  

dj_spanmaster: dj_spanmaster: you can be choose two

I really ought to use the Preview button more.


You must be hot and tall.
 
2014-05-27 03:42:40 PM  

Crudbucket: dj_spanmaster: dj_spanmaster: you can be choose two

I really ought to use the Preview button more.

You must be hot and tall.


...

Yeah, I walked into that one.
 
2014-05-27 04:00:57 PM  
I would blame my parents, but that would take effort.
 
2014-05-27 04:06:00 PM  
Well, if ASAP Science says so...
 
2014-05-27 04:14:27 PM  
I don't know that it's confirmed enough that I can blame my narcolepsy on my parents yet.
 
2014-05-27 04:37:21 PM  
There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.  - J.K. Rowling
 
2014-05-27 04:42:47 PM  

lousyskater: I don't know that it's confirmed enough that I can blame my narcolepsy on my parents yet.


My mom is narcol......zzzzzz.
 
2014-05-28 01:24:26 AM  
My parents are both mostly couch potatoes.

I work out 3-4 times a week and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

I'm a firm believer of evolutionary psychology but no, I don't buy this one.
 
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