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(Mail & Guardian (S Africa))   Sex shop attempts to open next to Parliament, unaware that politicians don't need sex toys, they're experts that are capable of screwing millions with just a couple sheets of paper   (mg.co.za) divider line 36
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2014-05-27 10:27:52 AM
They should have opened an erotic bakery instead.

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2014-05-27 02:09:37 PM
It's a brilliant nefarious plan to get rid of the dildos next door.

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2014-05-27 02:46:22 PM
Those poor congress critters! Won't somebody think of the poor congress critters?
 
2014-05-27 02:46:48 PM
See a need fill a need.  One might need a little help after Parliament screws you and leaves you hanging.

/to be clear this is something Funkadelic would never do
 
2014-05-27 02:48:49 PM
Don't they have interns for that kind of thing?
 
2014-05-27 02:48:57 PM
Nobody can object to the zoning here. If anybody says they can't sell giant fake dicks, just point them to the massive real dicks right next door.
 
2014-05-27 02:49:49 PM
Remember remember the fark of november, the dildo-y purchase and whatnot.
 
2014-05-27 02:50:18 PM
Signing a couple of papers is more fun with a butt plug.
 
2014-05-27 02:53:02 PM

12349876: Signing a couple of papers is more fun with a butt plug.


Spark plug?
 
2014-05-27 02:53:46 PM

H31N0US: Don't they have interns for that kind of thing?


I would never send an intern to buy a sex toy.  I detest shopping but I find pushing the cart up and down the isles at the local sex shop, day dreaming about each item very relaxing.
 
2014-05-27 02:54:38 PM
Will Big Ben work the counter?
 
2014-05-27 03:02:15 PM
Tear the roof off the sucka.
 
2014-05-27 03:05:42 PM
Has no one realized which Parliament they are talking about?
 
2014-05-27 03:05:54 PM
It seems MPs like BJs but BDSM is too LGBT
 
2014-05-27 03:06:20 PM
Screw more people with a pen and a phone.
 
2014-05-27 03:07:57 PM
UPDATE: Store has sold out of clothing

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2014-05-27 03:10:20 PM
Just like the NSA they'll have their backdoor access.
 
2014-05-27 03:11:04 PM
The Adult World's Plein Street premises closed in August 2004 after ANC MPs complained it was "not correct" for such a business to operate from there. At the time, then chairperson of Parliament's home affairs portfolio committee Patrick Chauke said Adult World had not obtained a licence to operate from the Cape Town licensing authority.

"The committee is of the opinion that it is a misapplication of the regulations to allow this type of business to operate right next to Parliament, a church and schools," he said.


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Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who was an intern for the Patrick Chauke . It was rumoured that he was on the take. Chauke invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Chauke's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Patrick Chauke is a man you pay if you owe.

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2014-05-27 03:13:41 PM

phalamir: Has no one realized which Parliament they are talking about?


I don't get paid to read the articles, I just comment on them
 
2014-05-27 03:14:28 PM
I don't see why they're so offended.  They're in a similar business.
There is a very good reason for the phase, 'A parliament of whores.'
 
2014-05-27 03:17:59 PM
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2014-05-27 03:18:41 PM
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kinky
 
2014-05-27 03:30:14 PM
No, no, no, subby. They haven't used just a couple sheets in a long time. They prefer reams.
 
2014-05-27 03:45:01 PM
Something something, stick it to the man, something...
 
2014-05-27 03:49:21 PM

Cheron: See a need fill a need.  One might need a little help after Parliament screws you and leaves you hanging.

/to be clear this is something Funkadelic would never do


+1
 
2014-05-27 03:55:10 PM

The Muthaship: Tear the roof off the sucka.


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2014-05-27 04:23:44 PM
Items for sale include the Atomic Dog?
 
2014-05-27 04:23:56 PM
Politicians often use interpretations of what's written to disenfranchise the people. It's necessary to analyze the text of legislation, because we get screwed between the sheets.
 
2014-05-27 04:28:37 PM
Parliament is much more fun to watch than Congress. Yelling, throwing stuff, and the occasional brawl!
 
2014-05-27 04:36:52 PM
It's a place where, after a long day of work as a lawmaker, you can free your mind, and your ass will follow.
 
2014-05-27 06:46:48 PM

phalamir: Has no one realized which Parliament they are talking about?


I'm not sure it really matters; some jokes are universal.
 
2014-05-27 06:53:44 PM
"The Aristocrats" would be a better name.
 
2014-05-27 06:57:51 PM

Ehcks: No, no, no, subby. They haven't used just a couple sheets in a long time. They prefer reams.


Binders even.
 
2014-05-27 09:05:33 PM

rroden12: Ehcks: No, no, no, subby. They haven't used just a couple sheets in a long time. They prefer reams.

Binders even.


To be fair, they do their share of ripping, too
 
2014-05-27 09:38:59 PM
If there is one thing politicians wont stand for it's, Compotition.
 
2014-05-28 01:52:06 AM
FTA:

Spokersperson for the ANC caucus Moloto Mothapo said it was not appropriate to have "that kind of trade" around Parliament. "It doesn't augur well with Parliament. You don't want a place around the vicinity of Parliament that would lead to the degeneration of the stature of Parliament," he said.
"Today it's a sex shop, what would it be tomorrow?" he said.


I'm sure he'd be shocked, shocked to find out that there's a strip club just around the corner.

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