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(Deadline)   Barbara Walters donates her papers to her alma mater, Sarah Lawrence College. Linguists are excited at the prospect of finally getting journalism's most coveted Rosetta stone   (deadline.com) divider line 19
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2014-05-27 02:33:45 PM  
Hawwy Weasonew
 
2014-05-27 05:23:05 PM  
Since when is Babwa a journalist? She sold out loooooong ago.
 
2014-05-27 06:27:19 PM  
But are they cunning linguists?
 
2014-05-27 06:41:15 PM  
I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.
 
2014-05-27 07:05:44 PM  

fusillade762: I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.



Alan, baby.  When you entewed my dewy cavewn, gwinding your hips into my floweww, I exploded in a violent owgasm.  You cwushed it, Alan baby.  I had never been womanced like that befowe.  Ow since! And when you stuck that vibratow deep inside my wectum, I came like a racehowse.  My clitowis was cwying out in ecstasy.
 
2014-05-27 07:27:55 PM  
I'll bet they'll be thrilled to receive a copy of "Trees of North America" (abridged) and her notes regarding how they correspond to personality types.
 
2014-05-27 07:32:03 PM  
I know it's mean but, internally, I read the headline with a "Baba Wawa" voice.
 
2014-05-27 07:40:21 PM  
Wosetta stone?
I'd like to buy a consonant.
 
2014-05-27 07:46:17 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: But are they cunning linguists?


Not as cunning as you might find at, say, a Smith or a Wellesley, but I bet they have some game.
 
2014-05-27 07:55:13 PM  
Authoritative sources report that Walters Lewinskied her way to the top, a conclusion her apparent level of  journalistic acumen supports.
 
2014-05-27 08:04:53 PM  
Huh, I did not know Fidel Castro would choose to be a mulberry bush.
 
2014-05-27 08:10:02 PM  

Superjew: Authoritative sources report that Walters Lewinskied her way to the top, a conclusion her apparent level of  journalistic acumen supports.


So apparently she used to speak normally, but ambition changed all that?
 
2014-05-27 09:23:39 PM  
I'm assuming they're referring to her soiled Depends. Rumor has it she keeps them in Rubbermaid tubs in a small rented apartment above a kebab restaurant (to hide the smell.)
 
2014-05-27 10:17:56 PM  

rickythepenguin: fusillade762: I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.


Alan, baby.  When you entewed my dewy cavewn, gwinding your hips into my floweww, I exploded in a violent owgasm.  You cwushed it, Alan baby.  I had never been womanced like that befowe.  Ow since! And when you stuck that vibratow deep inside my wectum, I came like a racehowse.  My clitowis was cwying out in ecstasy.


Waugh owt woud
 
2014-05-28 01:04:43 AM  
So Sarah Lawrence went to get the papers, the papers.
 
Skr
2014-05-28 06:54:55 AM  

rickythepenguin: fusillade762: I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.


Alan, baby.  When you entewed my dewy cavewn, gwinding your hips into my floweww, I exploded in a violent owgasm.  You cwushed it, Alan baby.  I had never been womanced like that befowe.  Ow since! And when you stuck that vibratow deep inside my wectum, I came like a racehowse.  My clitowis was cwying out in ecstasy.


heh quite amusing, though the priest from Princess Bride was speaking in my head instead of Babs (which makes it even more ood)



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2014-05-28 07:58:38 AM  
It's going to read like the teacher's dialogue from a Peanuts cartoon.
 
2014-05-28 08:04:36 AM  

rickythepenguin: fusillade762: I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.


Alan, baby.  When you entewed my dewy cavewn, gwinding your hips into my floweww, I exploded in a violent owgasm.  You cwushed it, Alan baby.  I had never been womanced like that befowe.  Ow since! And when you stuck that vibratow deep inside my wectum, I came like a racehowse.  My clitowis was cwying out in ecstasy.


I am crying from this. Trying not to wake the boyfriend, but damn I found this funny for some reason.
 
2014-05-28 09:04:46 AM  

rickythepenguin: fusillade762: I can't wait to read the steamy love letters between her and Alan Greenspan.


Alan, baby.  When you entewed my dewy cavewn, gwinding your hips into my floweww, I exploded in a violent owgasm.  You cwushed it, Alan baby.  I had never been womanced like that befowe.  Ow since! And when you stuck that vibratow deep inside my wectum, I came like a racehowse.  My clitowis was cwying out in ecstasy.


Why is Fudd fiction in the Entertainment section?
 
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