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(NOAA)   Congratulations, Amanda, you're the first hurricane to wander aimlessly off the coast of Mexico this year, though certainly not the last Amanda to blindly bob up and down near Mazatlan this season   (nhc.noaa.gov) divider line 22
    More: Followup, Mexico, hurricanes, amanda, hurricane warning  
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672 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 May 2014 at 7:14 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-26 06:23:37 PM  
Hey, I know an Amanda and the only bobbing she ever does is on my rigid, throbbing knob.
 
2014-05-26 07:11:39 PM  
I dated an Amanda once. She looked like an aimless wanderer, too, but eventually she got around to trashing my place. Don't turn your back on her, Mexico. That's exactly what she's waiting for.
 
2014-05-26 07:23:00 PM  
My ex changed her name to Katrina after we split. Then the hurricane came up and I was saying "She's gonna beat you up and leave you homeless."
 
2014-05-26 07:30:06 PM  
This headline is almost as sensational as #yesallwomen, except the hashtag was a kneejerk POS and this headline is awesome.
 
2014-05-26 07:32:52 PM  
Pfffff.... watch out for

Hurricane Ashley
 
2014-05-26 07:58:52 PM  
And like many Amandas before her, people will get tired of her crap, she'll become depressed and rapidly fall apart.
 
2014-05-26 09:25:03 PM  
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I call MANDY: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes!

- Dana Gould
 
2014-05-26 09:49:09 PM  
I want to take her by surprize, make her realise...
 
2014-05-26 09:52:53 PM  
Babe, tomorrow's so far away There's something I just have to say I don't think I can hide what I'm feelin' inside Another day, knowin' I love you
 
2014-05-26 10:02:31 PM  
Does this Amanda have daddy issues that culminate in a failed filing of a restraining order when I move to the same town as she does?

/good to know I'm not the only one here with a crazy ex named Amanda.
 
2014-05-26 10:54:09 PM  
Well, she could turn all religiousy and repent for all her sins.  My god those were some glorious sins back in the day.
 
2014-05-27 12:27:15 AM  
I would like a category 5 hurricane or 6 to roll through the GOM and level about 60-70 oil platforms....


/why yes, I do get more work capping wells/ending oil spills and reefing destroyed platforms.....
//why do you ask?
 
2014-05-27 12:29:10 AM  
I worked with an Amanda for a while. She had the Crazy Eyes. I steered clear.

She started dating a co-worker and stabbed him in the head with a fork when he broke it off.

/four-pronged slashie
 
2014-05-27 12:31:57 AM  

Badafuco:  stabbed him in the head with a fork when he broke it off.


Did he have epilepsy?

/obscure?
 
2014-05-27 12:32:03 AM  
I'm gonna take you by the sand
And invade Mazatlan
Amanda
 
2014-05-27 01:06:17 AM  
Good to see some people remember Boston
 
2014-05-27 03:07:21 AM  
Either there's a lot of crazy Amanda's out there or we are all familiar with the same one...
 
2014-05-27 05:34:46 AM  

Oysterman: Either there's a lot of crazy Amanda's out there or we are all familiar with the same one...


I'm sure she gets around.
 
2014-05-27 09:15:33 AM  

Prey4reign: Hey, I know an Amanda and the only bobbing she ever does is on my rigid, throbbing knob.


Funny that, Amanda is my mom's name...
 
2014-05-27 02:32:57 PM  
I married a stripper named Amanda. True story.
 
2014-05-27 04:17:14 PM  
Why do we care about a Pacific storm? They rarely hit anything.
 
2014-05-27 05:58:05 PM  

myrrh: I married a stripper named Amanda. True story.


Dad?
 
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