drongozone: Last line of article is a first:"Hegstrom said witnesses interviewed do not believe alcohol was involved."
dpaul007: Dumbass tag on vacation?
spawn73: He should have belly flopped, then he wouldn't have hit the bottom.
weapon13: spawn73: He should have belly flopped, then he wouldn't have hit the bottom.Now that would have been something to see...
Tyrone Slothrop: If video games have taught me correctly, he should be fine. You can fall any distance into chest-high water or deeper without suffering injury.
robertus: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]Approves
Snarfangel: weapon13: spawn73: He should have belly flopped, then he wouldn't have hit the bottom.Now that would have been something to see...[ihopmenu.org image 850x566]
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