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(NYPost)   Phrosties, a boozy slushie sold and delivered over social media, have become an under-the-radar hit in NYC: "After the first sip, you're loving the sugar. After the third, you're thinking how pretty the colors look and why can't you feel your lips?"   (nypost.com) divider line 12
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2014-05-26 10:13:51 AM  
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BizarreMan: They never explained how it's delivered over social media.


You have to install internet spigot.
2014-05-26 10:06:20 AM  
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2014-05-26 07:27:58 AM  
2 votes:
And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.
2014-05-26 11:31:40 AM  
1 votes:

Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.
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And I wept.

2014-05-26 09:52:50 AM  
1 votes:
They never explained how it's delivered over social media.
2014-05-26 09:51:28 AM  
1 votes:

GBB: NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.

So, much like tobacco and marijuana, it's not about the taste?


Colbert put it perfectly. Four Loko tastes like the inside of a Duracell battery.
2014-05-26 09:49:31 AM  
1 votes:

NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.


First time I had it I was drinking with friends poolside in Miami, it tasted like liquid hell, so we moved on to other stuff. As it got warmer and flatter, it started to taste better.

Second and last time I had it, we let it get warm and flat and drank it first to make sure it wasn't just the booze killing the taste the 1st time.

Sure enough we thought it was better warm. Still bad but better.
2014-05-26 08:28:49 AM  
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AngryDragon: Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.

Christ this.

Listen kiddies.  Know what will cost less for comparative alcohol content, taste better, and make you look more manly?


This is not a generation interested in looking more manly. This is the generation of girl jeans and white fabric belts.
2014-05-26 08:03:57 AM  
1 votes:
Just came in here to say that it was hilarious to see this right beside an Oral B ad reading "gentlemen, hold on to your molars."
2014-05-26 07:38:10 AM  
1 votes:

picturescrazy: Frederick: Strange the casual tone of the article describing what is essentially an illicit drug operation.  Imagine the hype if it contained pot.

On one hand, I'm all for freedom to sell booze like this. On the other hand, who knows what other crap they'll put in it.


Exactly. Who here hasn't made crazy-ass frozen beverages for party guests or friends? I think most of us would admit to boozing up a watermelon or two in our youth..or this past weekend. But this is unlicensed, unregulated, undocumented, unEVERYTHING.  You have no idea what is going into that drink.  

Just seems like a needless risk when I can just fire up the BlendTec and make boozy swamp juice slushies myself.
2014-05-26 07:28:09 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, Subby--down here we call what you've described a daiquiri.

And they are available at drive-thru places and in so many flavors.

/South Louisiana is awesome
NFA
2014-05-26 07:08:15 AM  
1 votes:
Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.
 
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