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(NYPost)   Phrosties, a boozy slushie sold and delivered over social media, have become an under-the-radar hit in NYC: "After the first sip, you're loving the sugar. After the third, you're thinking how pretty the colors look and why can't you feel your lips?"   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2014-05-26 08:41:05 AM  
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HawgWild: AngryDragon: Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.

Christ this.

Listen kiddies.  Know what will cost less for comparative alcohol content, taste better, and make you look more manly?

This is not a generation interested in looking more manly. This is the generation of girl jeans and white fabric belts.


I love scotch and I absolutely hate sugary drinks but anyone who thinks that what the get drunk on says anything meaningful about a person or their masculinity is a insecure pussy.  Grow a pair. Drink what you like.  Real men don't give a shiat about their stupid machismo image.  That's for self obsessed idiots who haven't the first clue about what being a "man" really is.

A man takes care of, protects and provides for his friends and family, a man does the right thing rather than the popular thing, and a most importantly a man doesn't give a fark about what others think about him.
2014-05-26 08:14:50 AM  
2 votes:

Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.


Christ this.

Listen kiddies.  Know what will cost less for comparative alcohol content, taste better, and make you look more manly?

i.imgur.com
2014-05-26 07:43:33 AM  
2 votes:
It sounds like a LEGENDARY hangover.

No thanks.
2014-05-26 07:28:09 AM  
2 votes:
Hey, Subby--down here we call what you've described a daiquiri.

And they are available at drive-thru places and in so many flavors.

/South Louisiana is awesome
2014-05-26 01:56:23 AM  
2 votes:
Strange the casual tone of the article describing what is essentially an illicit drug operation.  Imagine the hype if it contained pot.
2014-05-26 10:03:32 AM  
1 vote:

D135: Serious question... Is it difficult to find booze in NYC? There must be large neighborhoods with no liquor stores or bars if people are in such dire straits they need to text someone and wait around for a few hours hoping someone shows up with Kool Aid / Everclear mixed in a plastic bottle.


minors? The only kind of people who would pay $10 for a bottle of that when they could get a 750ml bottle of cheap vodka and make their own drinks. Or morons.....it is "social media" which is littered with morons.
2014-05-26 09:52:12 AM  
1 vote:
Me make peepee in your coke.
2014-05-26 09:49:31 AM  
1 vote:

NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.


First time I had it I was drinking with friends poolside in Miami, it tasted like liquid hell, so we moved on to other stuff. As it got warmer and flatter, it started to taste better.

Second and last time I had it, we let it get warm and flat and drank it first to make sure it wasn't just the booze killing the taste the 1st time.

Sure enough we thought it was better warm. Still bad but better.
2014-05-26 09:48:49 AM  
1 vote:

HawgWild: Egoy3k: HawgWild: AngryDragon: Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.

Christ this.

Listen kiddies.  Know what will cost less for comparative alcohol content, taste better, and make you look more manly?

This is not a generation interested in looking more manly. This is the generation of girl jeans and white fabric belts.

I love scotch and I absolutely hate sugary drinks but anyone who thinks that what the get drunk on says anything meaningful about a person or their masculinity is a insecure pussy.  Grow a pair. Drink what you like.  Real men don't give a shiat about their stupid machismo image.  That's for self obsessed idiots who haven't the first clue about what being a "man" really is.

A man takes care of, protects and provides for his friends and family, a man does the right thing rather than the popular thing, and a most importantly a man doesn't give a fark about what others think about him.

So ... what size skinny girl jeans do you wear?

/had to be done
/lighten up, francis.jpg


Heh, no skinny Jeans here, I don't enjoy having my equipment crushed.  Maybe I should lighten up but honestly of all the things that bother me, insecure douchebags trying to define 'manly' in terms of superficial bullshiat ranks somewhere between conspiracy theorists and nerds who hate everything.
2014-05-26 08:28:49 AM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.

And I wept.

Christ this.

Listen kiddies.  Know what will cost less for comparative alcohol content, taste better, and make you look more manly?


This is not a generation interested in looking more manly. This is the generation of girl jeans and white fabric belts.
2014-05-26 07:38:10 AM  
1 vote:

picturescrazy: Frederick: Strange the casual tone of the article describing what is essentially an illicit drug operation.  Imagine the hype if it contained pot.

On one hand, I'm all for freedom to sell booze like this. On the other hand, who knows what other crap they'll put in it.


Exactly. Who here hasn't made crazy-ass frozen beverages for party guests or friends? I think most of us would admit to boozing up a watermelon or two in our youth..or this past weekend. But this is unlicensed, unregulated, undocumented, unEVERYTHING.  You have no idea what is going into that drink.  

Just seems like a needless risk when I can just fire up the BlendTec and make boozy swamp juice slushies myself.
 
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