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(NYPost)   Phrosties, a boozy slushie sold and delivered over social media, have become an under-the-radar hit in NYC: "After the first sip, you're loving the sugar. After the third, you're thinking how pretty the colors look and why can't you feel your lips?"   (nypost.com) divider line 60
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2014-05-26 11:31:40 AM  

Mangoose: And I watched as an entire generation became girl drink drunks.
drunkard.com
And I wept.

 
2014-05-26 12:10:27 PM  

notto: "This tastes like teenage regret."


http://nyc.brightestyoungthings.com/articles/taste-test-phrosties.ht m


That author REALLY likes typing "teenage regret". Makes me think he laughed for an hour after his buddy said it, and decided to use it himself until he became convinced the quote came from him.
 
2014-05-26 12:23:52 PM  
So this is hudge pudge in a blender?

Mind blowing.
 
2014-05-26 01:23:24 PM  
So it's candy-flavored hipster teenager moonshine.
 
2014-05-26 06:55:12 PM  
You'd think Yankees would have been to a Fat Tuesday before now. And here I thought NYC was supposed to be trendy rather than 30 years behind the times.
 
2014-05-26 07:54:18 PM  

NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.

disgusting feels bad now. it's like karo syrup with alcohol and artificial (so that's what watermelon tastes like) flavoring. and to make it even worse they had to take the caffeine and whatever out. it's so awful, it will open the can itself, and try to crawl out on it's own. I know times are tough, but just get a 40 of schiltz malt liquor bull, and drink like a fancy man.

 
2014-05-26 11:20:58 PM  

bigbobowski: NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.

disgusting feels bad now. it's like karo syrup with alcohol and artificial (so that's what watermelon tastes like) flavoring. and to make it even worse they had to take the caffeine and whatever out. it's so awful, it will open the can itself, and try to crawl out on it's own. I know times are tough, but just get a 40 of schiltz malt liquor bull, and drink like a fancy man.


They still make Mickey's Big Mouth, y'all.  They still make Mickey's Big Mouth.
 
2014-05-27 02:14:35 AM  
i wonder if i can get them in chocolate flavor

or even better

bacon
 
2014-05-27 09:48:52 AM  

ten foiled hats: bigbobowski: NFA: Ever tasted Four Loko.

Holy Jesus it's disgusting.

disgusting feels bad now. it's like karo syrup with alcohol and artificial (so that's what watermelon tastes like) flavoring. and to make it even worse they had to take the caffeine and whatever out. it's so awful, it will open the can itself, and try to crawl out on it's own. I know times are tough, but just get a 40 of schiltz malt liquor bull, and drink like a fancy man.

They still make Mickey's Big Mouth, y'all.  They still make Mickey's Big Mouth.


I remember buying a case of Mickey's big mouth 40's and heading back to campus. I don't remember the rest of that night.
 
2014-05-27 03:56:47 PM  
If your Everclear is only 150 proof you are buying it from the wrong place!
The bottles I got, in Oklahoma, way back in the 1970 s were 198 proof!!
That is 99% pure grain alcohol not 75%!!!
 
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