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(CNN)   Ukraine is now Chocolate Nation   ( divider line
    More: News, Ukraine, Prime Minister of Ukraine, Organization for Security, Oleksandr Turchynov, Yulia Tymoshenko, mortar fire, polling sites, Central Election Commission  
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14631 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2014 at 11:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-25 10:36:24 PM  
5 votes:
Ukrainian chocolate is weak.
2014-05-25 11:07:43 PM  
4 votes:
2014-05-25 11:15:37 PM  
3 votes:
2014-05-26 01:32:04 AM  
2 votes:
"Yeah, but Ukraine is still broke-ass sexual chocolate."

2014-05-26 12:52:21 AM  
2 votes:

jiesenPSD: nic cage is outraged

Chocolate Reign
2014-05-26 12:36:04 AM  
2 votes:
Really, no Simpsons GIF yet?
2014-05-26 12:22:29 AM  
2 votes:
2014-05-25 11:13:14 PM  
2 votes:
2014-05-25 11:13:11 PM  
2 votes:
Metastatic Capricorn:
Great minds think alike...

Happy Easter!
2014-05-26 06:49:29 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry I'm late to the thread, but let me tell you Americans something. When I was a child 20 + some years ago I had a vacation in Ukraine and I sampled a good amount of the local food that was targeted in my age group. The above picture is the result of a GIS for Ukrainian candy, and I see the candy isles haven't changed much. The fact is that I really-really hated local candy. They all come in shiny papers and as a child you look at them and you want to have as much of them as you can, but the fact is, you taste any one of them and it tastes like shiat. Then you go on and try the second kind and it also tastes like shiat. The third one too. The tenth kind too. Actually, they all taste like shiat - although a different kind of shiat - but you naively hope that the next one in the pretty paper that you see the first time will be *the one* that is good, and it makes you want to try every single one of them... I ended up with dozens of pretty papers (yeah I kept them for reference) and at the end I looked at them and I thought I was eating shiat all the time. This is how I learned that Ukrainians buy candy for their kids as a form of punishment.

So, my point is that the elections results mean that Ukrainians either never learn or they just like to eat shiat. Crazy.
2014-05-26 06:59:16 AM  
1 vote:
Chocolate Ukraine
2014-05-26 05:05:16 AM  
1 vote:

spawn73: digistil: No wonder the teahadists and Pootie were against a free Ukraine.

Has anyone from the Tea Party said they were against a free Ukraine?

Link or bullshiat?

I'm not sure if they said it, perhaps because they were too busy cheering for Putin.
2014-05-26 02:49:23 AM  
1 vote:
The Chocolate Rain in the Ukraine is mainly on the plain.
2014-05-26 02:46:35 AM  
1 vote:
Ukraine.  Sometimes you feel like a nut.  Sometimes you don't.
2014-05-25 11:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
Stand aside Amerika
along with Eleven Time Zones;
Russia also has a chocolate president
2014-05-25 11:33:07 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Don't tell the director I said so
but are you safe, Miss Grydenko?

Is anybody alive in here?
2014-05-25 11:29:31 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: Yulia's a haw

You clearly haven't seen her shown on Russian TV:
2014-05-25 11:19:43 PM  
1 vote:
2014-05-25 11:16:43 PM  
1 vote:
nic cage is outraged
2014-05-25 11:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
Now I want to try a white Russian with chocolate milk.
2014-05-25 11:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
'The chocolate king' should absolutely be a specialist porn producer
2014-05-25 11:09:04 PM  
1 vote:
No one could love bribes more than Russians...
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