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(Daily Star)   Do you believe that Jesus, Buddha, Krishna and Confucius were all from outer space? Do you follow a man named George King, a cabbie who was told to climb 19 holy mountains by "cosmos intelligence"? Then this is for you (Not safe for work images at bottom of page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 48
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2014-05-25 09:39:48 PM  
Wish I could link the Billy Preston song.
 
2014-05-25 11:14:05 PM  
Whatever David Icke has, seems it's gone airborne.
 
2014-05-25 11:18:19 PM  
Other religions aren't less ridiculous, they're simply older.
 
2014-05-25 11:22:45 PM  
Climb 19 holy mountains? Now that is some major alien pwnage. I like the cut of their alien jib.

If I had a flying saucer, somebody would pay.

No, wait, that's a rocket launcher.

The Constitution guarantees your right to rocket launchers and rockets, but not flying saucers. Crap. Stupid Constitution. Stupid Jefferson.
 
2014-05-25 11:26:34 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Whatever David Icke has, seems it's gone airborne.


These guys may have started down the crazy road, but David Icke already finished a lap and is midway done with his second.
 
2014-05-25 11:27:08 PM  
"Cosmos Intelligence?"

This sounds more like something that the King of the Cosmos would do to screw with someone, in all honesty. Next thing you know he'll be trying to roll people up into a massive ball.
 
2014-05-25 11:28:12 PM  
Why does he bother telling people about this?  If he were sane and truly believed that, he would not open himself to such scorn.    So because he is talking about it to the public, he must be crazy.
 
2014-05-25 11:41:49 PM  
Yeah, why the hell not. I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.

Why the hell not, Subby. Why the hell not.
 
2014-05-25 11:46:39 PM  

Nick Nostril: I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.


wat
 
2014-05-25 11:48:26 PM  
There is an exponential difference between Space Jesus and Space ceiling cat.

Space Jesus:
24.media.tumblr.com
Ceiling Cat 2.0:

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-05-25 11:48:43 PM  
marked 19 peeks worldwide that are full of alien energy

lucyoccupy.files.wordpress.com

GIS for alien peek.
 
2014-05-25 11:54:06 PM  
eatthecorn.com

Oh, and watch out for these guys:
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-25 11:57:42 PM  
Exactly.
 
2014-05-26 12:03:30 AM  
Apart from actually having to do anything, this sounds like every other fruitcake too overwhelmed by the rest of the world to deal with reality.
 
2014-05-26 12:16:27 AM  
Snowdonia sounds like something someone made up on the spot.
 
2014-05-26 12:20:14 AM  
The Aetherius Society - who believe Jesus was an alien - have marked 19 peeks worldwide that are full of alien energy.

Really?
 
2014-05-26 12:27:12 AM  
It will be a good day when people can objectively look at their own religion the same way they look at others.
 
2014-05-26 12:37:06 AM  
raelian.com
 
2014-05-26 12:44:28 AM  

Nick Nostril: Yeah, why the hell not. I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.


Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, from TFA:
George King only missed one of the mountains after being told: "Prepare yourself! You are to become the voice of interplanetary parliament."

All I can say here is that this man was sadly deluded.

There is only one George that is the voice of the interplanetary parliament.

/he hears voices too but that's probably the crack
//and the LSD
///and the mescaline
////and the pills
//and the... You get the idea. Traveling with a funk group is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-05-26 12:59:53 AM  
The group also believe Buddha, Krishna and Confucius came from outer space, and say all religions started in the cosmos.

www.worldreligionnews.com

Hmmm.
 
2014-05-26 01:03:46 AM  
A lot of this nonsense could have been avoided if George King had fixed the exhaust leak in his cab 56 years ago.
 
2014-05-26 01:47:52 AM  

fusillade762: marked 19 peeks worldwide that are full of alien energy

[lucyoccupy.files.wordpress.com image 720x540]

GIS for alien peek.


Gyrfalcon piqued.
 
2014-05-26 01:49:13 AM  
Why not, my roommate believes this, sort of, he's a theistic buddhist who thinks that Jesus and Buddha were aliens sent to share the wisdom of the cosmos with us.

I try not to snicker when he says these things but he is a great cook so it's easy to ignore the kooky stuff and just eat the lasagna.
 
2014-05-26 01:52:56 AM  

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: marked 19 peeks worldwide that are full of alien energy

[lucyoccupy.files.wordpress.com image 720x540]

GIS for alien peek.

Gyrfalcon piqued.


www.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-05-26 02:04:33 AM  
(And, yes, I know that's a peregrine falcon, but it's the best I could do.)
 
2014-05-26 02:15:23 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: (And, yes, I know that's a peregrine falcon, but it's the best I could do.)


OK, I love you.
 
2014-05-26 02:24:05 AM  
Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, and Confucius were not space aliens. Now if this guy said that Judy Garland, Abu Bakr, Joan of Arc, and Giuseppe Garibaldi  were all full nymph-children of the Rigel consciousness' illicit tryst with the Moon daughter then I would say, 'Yes that corroborates with my sources' and I would proceed to place the 9 shards of the Emerald Tablet at the foot of the great Luxor Obelisk in Paris in order to bring about the Great Instrumental Awakening. But these guys are just crackpots.
 
2014-05-26 02:27:16 AM  

jaytkay: Other religions aren't less ridiculous, they're simply older.


Impossible!
Mormons and Scientologists were exposed on South Park so they are clearly more ridiculous than a religion who believes God became a man and then became a ghost.
 
2014-05-26 02:53:33 AM  

Elegy: Nick Nostril: Yeah, why the hell not. I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, from TFA:
George King only missed one of the mountains after being told: "Prepare yourself! You are to become the voice of interplanetary parliament."

All I can say here is that this man was sadly deluded.

There is only one George that is the voice of the interplanetary parliament.

/he hears voices too but that's probably the crack
//and the LSD
///and the mescaline
////and the pills
//and the... You get the idea. Traveling with a funk group is a hell of a drug.


Came for the George Clinton Parliament/Funkadelic reference. Leave satisfied.

Would've also liked a reference to this guy but you can't have everything.
 
2014-05-26 03:13:30 AM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: Why not, my roommate believes this, sort of, he's a theistic buddhist who thinks that Jesus and Buddha were aliens sent to share the wisdom of the cosmos with us.

I try not to snicker when he says these things but he is a great cook so it's easy to ignore the kooky stuff and just eat the lasagna.


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-26 03:32:26 AM  

Nick Nostril: Yeah, why the hell not. I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.

Why the hell not, Subby. Why the hell not.


Stop watching him and he won't be so paranoid. How would you feel mowing your lawn while federal agents in ice cream trucks take infrared pictures of your underground saucer lair with their robot eyes?
 
2014-05-26 03:35:19 AM  

UsikFark: Nick Nostril: Yeah, why the hell not. I mean it's almost midnight and my farking neighbor is mowing his lawn holding a flashlight.

Why the hell not, Subby. Why the hell not.

Stop watching him and he won't be so paranoid. How would you feel mowing your lawn while federal agents in ice cream trucks take infrared pictures of your underground saucer lair with their robot eyes?


I'd feel like it was Tuesday.
 
2014-05-26 04:51:20 AM  
Jesus, Moses, Confuscius, Buddha, Mohammed, Martin Luther, Martin Luther King, Elian Gonzalez. It's not that they came from outer space, per se. They were all the same reincarnation and came from the same heaven that you and I and all humans stay at between reincarnations.
 
2014-05-26 05:14:41 AM  
Surely they can't be Aetherius...
 
2014-05-26 05:53:14 AM  
Jesus being an alien at least sounds as plausible, if not more so, than the biblical story.
 
2014-05-26 05:59:00 AM  
I can imagine the old penguin in The sound of Music belting out CLIMB EV'RY MOUNTAIN!!!
 
2014-05-26 07:42:26 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-26 08:26:05 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-26 08:37:01 AM  
Last seen gassing up on alien energy.

adventurelandstore.com
 
2014-05-26 09:00:55 AM  
Never seen the word Bizarre and Wales in the same sentence headline.
 
2014-05-26 09:16:13 AM  
George King only missed one of the mountains after being told: "Prepare yourself! You are to become the voice of interplanetary parliament."

Oh, so close George, but no voice of the interplanetary parliament for you, I'm afraid... If only you could've made it to that final mountain!
 
2014-05-26 10:54:42 AM  
Ancient Aliens will get to the bottom of this.
 
2014-05-26 12:01:57 PM  
Well makes just about as much sense as every other religion. They're all just as full of nonsensical rubbish as this one.
 
2014-05-26 12:03:30 PM  

Dirty J1: Well makes just about as much sense as every other religion. They're all just as full of nonsensical rubbish as this one.


But at least this one acknowledges the existence of possible life on other planets, which gives it some more credit than all the others, who believe humans on earth are king dick of the universe.
 
2014-05-26 01:33:33 PM  

Dirty J1: Dirty J1: Well makes just about as much sense as every other religion. They're all just as full of nonsensical rubbish as this one.

But at least this one acknowledges the existence of possible life on other planets, which gives it some more credit than all the others, who believe humans on earth are king dick of the universe.


Well, until someone comes to tell us otherwise, we are.
 
2014-05-26 02:16:43 PM  
Zoom back camera!
 
2014-05-26 03:24:01 PM  

Mouser: Dirty J1: Dirty J1: Well makes just about as much sense as every other religion. They're all just as full of nonsensical rubbish as this one.

But at least this one acknowledges the existence of possible life on other planets, which gives it some more credit than all the others, who believe humans on earth are king dick of the universe.

Well, until someone comes to tell us otherwise, we are.


Lol well i find it way easier to believe that in all the galaxies and all the solar systems that make up the seemingly endless expanse of space, that there are other planets capable of sustaining life that have been around thousands of years longer than us and they have things we could only consider sci fi, ie: long range space travel. It's alot easier to believe than an angry vengeful yet sometimes forgiving invisible magical tyrant who lives in the sky.
 
2014-05-26 05:23:56 PM  
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That's why I clicked.

/kinda disappointed
 
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