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(Chicago Trib)   Man dies after coffee machine fell on top of him. Friends described him as always being good 'til the last drop   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-25 09:46:53 PM  
7 votes:
Sounds like his family might have grounds for a lawsuit.
2014-05-25 11:24:38 PM  
4 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

Jim never died when I made him coffee at home.....
2014-05-26 01:21:40 AM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.

Boo. Yuban for that.


I can't espresso how wrong you are... God, I hope I macchiato here alive...
2014-05-26 12:39:16 AM  
3 votes:
Not the first time a coffee machine has led to a fatality.

www.replikultes.net

"Hmmm. Must be my lucky day."

media.filmthreat.com

Not.
2014-05-26 12:13:44 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-25 11:45:09 PM  
3 votes:
He was supposed to be making a latte, not a splatte,
2014-05-25 11:30:30 PM  
3 votes:
Stand your grounds?
2014-05-26 01:17:12 AM  
2 votes:
According the postum mortem report, the medical examiner, Chase N. Sanborn, estimated his time of death as Eight O'Clock. On news of the tragedy, price per share of the company which manufactured the deadly device sanka sharply.
2014-05-25 11:50:59 PM  
2 votes:
We replaced the regular brand of coffee with Folger's hearty brew.  Will the customers notice the difference?  Oh. My. God.  The coffee machine is way too full of Folger's hearty brew and it's tipping over!

Damned right they'll notice!
2014-05-25 11:29:45 PM  
2 votes:
It's a good thing that machine didn't explode and send shrapnel into his corpse. Then his loved ones would have to choose between capitated and decapitated.
2014-05-25 11:29:08 PM  
2 votes:
Friends describe him as perky.
2014-05-26 08:05:33 AM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?
//i know, not on Fark... especially with "search google for this image" ;b


Needs more Hanson brothers.

img.fark.net
2014-05-26 01:13:45 AM  
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.


Boo. Yuban for that.
2014-05-26 01:09:43 AM  
1 votes:
It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.
2014-05-26 12:34:44 AM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: Were his last words "Gimme some sugar"?


And how many lumps did he get?
2014-05-26 12:31:29 AM  
1 votes:
He was strong and black, but now he's bean creamed.
2014-05-26 12:15:43 AM  
1 votes:
All these terrible puns making fun of a tragic situation. Have you all no filter?
2014-05-26 12:02:10 AM  
1 votes:
Kobayashi approves
i65.photobucket.com

/too obscure?
2014-05-25 11:55:51 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: We replaced the regular brand of coffee with Folger's hearty brew.  Will the customers notice the difference?  Oh. My. God.  The coffee machine is way too full of Folger's hearty brew and it's tipping over!

Damned right they'll notice!



allmyfavoriterockstarsaredead.files.wordpress.com

Why, you son of a biatch! You no good, damn son of a biatch! YOU LIED TO ME! YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS REGULAR COFFEE!
2014-05-25 11:47:16 PM  
1 votes:
died trying to make coffee? that doesn't seem like a fair trade.
2014-05-25 11:47:11 PM  
1 votes:
When he saw the slick floor, he should have known trouble was brewing.
2014-05-25 11:36:42 PM  
1 votes:
There will be a closed casket service because apparently he was decaffeinated.

c1.staticflickr.com
2014-05-25 11:35:02 PM  
1 votes:
www.oncoffeemakers.com community.us.playstation.com
2014-05-25 11:33:29 PM  
1 votes:
Autopsy results this afternoon said Karr died from multiple crushing injuries from a commercial-grade coffee maker falling on his chest. His death was ruled an accident

That's what big coffee wants you to believe.
2014-05-25 11:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
sounds like he was....
/sunglasses
French pressed to death

YAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
2014-05-25 11:26:53 PM  
1 votes:
He was dead before it hit the ground.
2014-05-25 11:25:12 PM  
1 votes:
Though his friends hated him for being a bean counter.
2014-05-25 11:22:04 PM  
1 votes:
At least he died as a well-grounded man.
 
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