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(Chicago Trib)   Man dies after coffee machine fell on top of him. Friends described him as always being good 'til the last drop   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 8
    More: Sad, Northwestern Memorial Hospital  
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2014-05-26 01:21:40 AM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.

Boo. Yuban for that.


I can't espresso how wrong you are... God, I hope I macchiato here alive...
2014-05-26 12:39:16 AM  
2 votes:
Not the first time a coffee machine has led to a fatality.

www.replikultes.net

"Hmmm. Must be my lucky day."

media.filmthreat.com

Not.
2014-05-26 01:13:45 AM  
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.


Boo. Yuban for that.
2014-05-26 12:15:43 AM  
1 votes:
All these terrible puns making fun of a tragic situation. Have you all no filter?
2014-05-25 11:46:40 PM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: oxnard_montalvo: oh for the love of god, greenlight this.

Is it because the headline is stupid since that line is from instant coffee and had no need for a coffee machine?


And that's where you would be wrong. It was for all Maxwell House, regular and instant coffee.

www.quertime.com
2014-05-25 11:41:56 PM  
1 votes:
Caffeine is bad for you, mmmkay?
2014-05-25 11:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
Stand your grounds?
2014-05-25 11:29:45 PM  
1 votes:
It's a good thing that machine didn't explode and send shrapnel into his corpse. Then his loved ones would have to choose between capitated and decapitated.
 
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