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(Chicago Trib)   Man dies after coffee machine fell on top of him. Friends described him as always being good 'til the last drop   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 68
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2014-05-26 01:22:21 AM

Paris1127: According the postum mortem report, the medical examiner, Chase N. Sanborn, estimated his time of death as Eight O'Clock. On news of the tragedy, price per share of the company which manufactured the deadly device sanka sharply.


Awesome way to espresso yourself!
 
2014-05-26 01:23:05 AM

Danger Avoid Death: whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.

Boo. Yuban for that.


Authorities described his death as "instant"
 
2014-05-26 01:24:40 AM
So, everybody's all like...

James was such a good man...

And, James was too young to DIE...

And, oh, what an awful way to go.

Well, boo farking hoo.

It doesn't change the fact that I had to put my jacket back on and go to Starbucks.

Thanks a lot James, you clumsy putz.
 
2014-05-26 01:25:38 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Paris1127: According the postum mortem report, the medical examiner, Chase N. Sanborn, estimated his time of death as Eight O'Clock. On news of the tragedy, price per share of the company which manufactured the deadly device sanka sharply.

Awesome way to espresso yourself!


Phew, I'm glad you liked it. I was afraid I might get shot in my caf and have difficulty fading into the long black night...
 
2014-05-26 01:26:13 AM

Paris1127: Danger Avoid Death: whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time.  Guy was chock full o' nuts.

Boo. Yuban for that.

I can't espresso how wrong you are... God, I hope I macchiato here alive...


*shakes tiny fist*  Must learn to espresso myself quicker.
 
2014-05-26 01:38:22 AM
I like my workmen like I like my coffee: ground and creamed.
 
2014-05-26 01:54:06 AM
He had a Grande-sized life, but a Trenta-sized heart.
 
2014-05-26 02:59:52 AM
Why do people keep saying he was a nice guy??
Until when will we keep celebrating the dregs of society?!

/in case you missed that, was joking. RIP coffee martyr
//understands the effects of caffeine withdrawal and sympathises
///caffeinated slashies
 
2014-05-26 05:39:40 AM

bearded clamorer: Sounds like his family might have grounds for a lawsuit.


Dang, beat me to it!
 
2014-05-26 05:40:39 AM

bearded clamorer: Sounds like his family might have grounds for a lawsuit.


Hope they get a latte money.
 
2014-05-26 05:57:12 AM

PaulRB: bearded clamorer: Sounds like his family might have grounds for a lawsuit.

Hope they get a latte money.


I'd be really steamed, hope they milk them for all they got.
 
2014-05-26 07:49:48 AM
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/obscure?
//i know, not on Fark... especially with "search google for this image" ;b
 
2014-05-26 08:05:33 AM

mutterfark: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?
//i know, not on Fark... especially with "search google for this image" ;b


Needs more Hanson brothers.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-26 08:11:39 AM
www.worldfolio.co.uk

In mourning?
 
2014-05-26 08:15:50 AM
He died instantly.
 
2014-05-26 08:26:06 AM

Big Ramifications: mutterfark: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

/obscure?
//i know, not on Fark... especially with "search google for this image" ;b

Needs more Hanson brothers.

[img.fark.net image 528x317]


Well, they do come cheap, but they gotta lose the toys.
 
2014-05-26 11:46:43 AM
Headline of the Year material.  Well done, submitter.
 
2014-05-26 03:16:39 PM
onion and cream cheese bagel, greenly?
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/now this i can tap to...
 
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