bearded clamorer: Sounds like his family might have grounds for a lawsuit.
oxnard_montalvo: oh for the love of god, greenlight this.
steamingpile: oxnard_montalvo: oh for the love of god, greenlight this.Is it because the headline is stupid since that line is from instant coffee and had no need for a coffee machine?
Prey4reign: We replaced the regular brand of coffee with Folger's hearty brew. Will the customers notice the difference? Oh. My. God. The coffee machine is way too full of Folger's hearty brew and it's tipping over!Damned right they'll notice!
The Pope of Manwich Village: All these terrible puns making fun of a tragic situation. Have you all no filter?
Bith Set Me Up: Were his last words "Gimme some sugar"?
Danger Avoid Death: Bith Set Me Up: Were his last words "Gimme some sugar"?And how many lumps did he get?
whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time. Guy was chock full o' nuts.
Danger Avoid Death: whatsupchuck: It was only a matter of time. Guy was chock full o' nuts.Boo. Yuban for that.
Paris1127: According the postum mortem report, the medical examiner, Chase N. Sanborn, estimated his time of death as Eight O'Clock. On news of the tragedy, price per share of the company which manufactured the deadly device sanka sharply.
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