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(Mother Nature Network)   Mother Nature Network: "Make your own natural body lotion" FARK: "Thanks, already on it"   (mnn.com) divider line 33
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2014-05-25 03:27:51 PM  
I believe it was Dave Letterman who used to say, "It's so hot today, fat guys are making their own gravy."
 
2014-05-25 06:22:02 PM  
Subs your mom got a nice bit of vitamin K from me last night.
 
2014-05-25 06:23:17 PM  
*lotion  Vitamin K lotion.
 
2014-05-25 06:23:43 PM  
In fact... I've got extra!  Anyone?
 
2014-05-25 06:24:35 PM  
Vitamin K? I must have missed that article. Do tell
 
2014-05-25 06:24:46 PM  
2 tablespoons of shaved beeswax (most health food stores sell plain beeswax. Be sure to avoid other types of wax since they are made of petroleum byproducts)  [Note:People with bee allergies should not use beeswax as it could cause interactions.

I draw the "too much work" line LONG before shaving bees.
 
2014-05-25 06:25:01 PM  
In a handy pump dispenser!
 
2014-05-25 06:28:54 PM  

img.fark.net

 
2014-05-25 06:32:42 PM  
Penis.
 
2014-05-25 06:38:42 PM  
Shaved beeswax.

Sounds kinky.
 
2014-05-25 06:39:19 PM  

VivianVivisect: Vitamin K? I must have missed that article. Do tell


www.vitacost.com

/Cream/Lotion Tomatoe/Tomato
 
2014-05-25 06:39:44 PM  

eas81: Subs your mom got a nice bit of vitamin K from me last night.


More like vitamin bukkak-K!
 
2014-05-25 06:44:55 PM  
My wife didn't appreciate my body lotion. I figured that getting her a gift might be thoughtful, so I gave her a pearl necklace.
 
2014-05-25 06:47:42 PM  

eas81: VivianVivisect: Vitamin K? I must have missed that article. Do tell



/Cream/Lotion Tomatoe/Tomato


Oh I thought it was a jizz joke
 
2014-05-25 06:51:41 PM  

VivianVivisect: eas81: VivianVivisect: Vitamin K? I must have missed that article. Do tell

/Cream/Lotion Tomatoe/Tomato

Oh I thought it was a jizz joke


Twitch Boy: eas81: Subs your mom got a nice bit of vitamin K from me last night.

More like vitamin bukkak-K!


I was just referring to the eye. Though yes in real life it is useful.

/the subs your mom should have given it was a jizz joke.
 
2014-05-25 06:53:40 PM  
Lotion can make things  slippery (P-NSFW)
 
2014-05-25 06:56:01 PM  
He makes his own hair gel.
 
2014-05-25 06:56:11 PM  
i.walmartimages.com
 
2014-05-25 06:58:23 PM  
if i don't shower for a couple of days i get plenty greasy. i'll slide off pretty near anything.
 
2014-05-25 06:58:32 PM  
But is it gluten free?
 
2014-05-25 07:06:49 PM  
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2014-05-25 07:28:00 PM  

WTP 2: w r i g  o   a o h r   b  t  h      o
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This.
 
2014-05-25 07:36:13 PM  

Sticky Hands: 2 tablespoons of shaved beeswax (most health food stores sell plain beeswax. Be sure to avoid other types of wax since they are made of petroleum byproducts)  [Note:People with bee allergies should not use beeswax as it could cause interactions.

I draw the "too much work" line LONG before shaving bees.


It's hard enough just to find those tiny little razors
 
2014-05-25 07:40:32 PM  

sandbar67: Sticky Hands: 2 tablespoons of shaved beeswax (most health food stores sell plain beeswax. Be sure to avoid other types of wax since they are made of petroleum byproducts)  [Note:People with bee allergies should not use beeswax as it could cause interactions.

I draw the "too much work" line LONG before shaving bees.

It's hard enough just to find those tiny little razors


ha
 
2014-05-25 07:45:22 PM  
"I frequently make my own and give them as gifts to friends and family members who seem to love them."

I like how the author wasn't quite brazen enough to omit "seem to". I'm sure all of those folks tried their very best when presented with those lovely little jars of goop.
 
2014-05-25 07:53:54 PM  
I prefer honey mustard.
 
2014-05-25 07:54:25 PM  
img.fark.net
Shiny... smooth...
 
2014-05-25 08:15:54 PM  
Poop thread?
 
2014-05-25 09:00:37 PM  
+1 for the headline, subby.
 
2014-05-25 09:05:48 PM  

fusillade762:


I've used that before, it does make my udders smooth to the touch.
 
2014-05-25 11:18:19 PM  

fusillade762: [i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


A great gift for an ex-girlfriend, or current girlfriend you are attempting to move to that category.
 
2014-05-25 11:25:32 PM  
Hoty headline, well done subbs
 
2014-05-26 11:57:03 AM  
 
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