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2014-05-25 02:05:05 PM  
Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.
 
2014-05-25 02:17:27 PM  
My reaction to each:

Fark you.
Fark you sideways.
With a rutabaga.
Yeah, because the most attractive thing is to hear how a guy could whip your ass if he wanted.  Might as well wear an A-Shirt, too.
I'm running out of ways to say Fark You, here.
Great advice if you're looking for a beard.
What a goddamn douchebag.
You're right.  I enjoy the company of men.
You're gay.  Which is fine - so am I.
Dream on, Studman.
 
2014-05-25 03:34:53 PM  
I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.
 
2014-05-25 03:38:38 PM  
derek.broox.com
Got your nose!

I want to have your babbys!!
 
2014-05-25 03:39:16 PM  
My favorite tease is "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again". That's not an euphamism.
 
2014-05-25 03:39:35 PM  
Play hard to get....
Like a boss.


Wait! WAIT!!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!
 
2014-05-25 03:40:12 PM  
Ask her if she is on her period, and make sure to call her fat.
 
2014-05-25 03:40:21 PM  
I tell them about how I devastatingly took down some guy's argument on Fark.  Chicks like guys who hang around the internet.
 
2014-05-25 03:40:32 PM  
"Can you please stop checking out my ass?"

Why would I say that?
 
2014-05-25 03:41:13 PM  

Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.


Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?
 
2014-05-25 03:41:58 PM  

listernine: My favorite tease is "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again". That's not an euphamism.


Let me show you mine:

i53.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-25 03:43:30 PM  
Yes, treat a woman you want to date like a child.  I wonder if that virgin whack job followed some of those to the q t.
 
2014-05-25 03:45:11 PM  
Wow.  The only women who fall for this crap are covered by rule #1; "Don't go to bed with someone who has more problems than you do."

Seriously,  this is from some sort of "players' handbook", and guarantees that you'll spend all your time in the company of 'daddy issues' girls.  I would rather stick a spoon in my eye than get involved with a needy, clingy, insecure woman who would fall for that nonsense.
 
2014-05-25 03:45:14 PM  
Roleplay with her.
"You like Dr. Who? We're officially best friends now." (put your arm around her)
"That's it, we're breaking up - I want my letterman jacket back!"


Umm, what?  Letter jacket?
 
2014-05-25 03:45:20 PM  
Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

/Wymyn just *love* abusive doucenozzle assholes.
 
2014-05-25 03:45:24 PM  
Be a dick to women, huh?

I see plenty of dudes who are dicks that are also in relationships with women. Maybe that's my issue; I don't treat women like shiat.

/ your sarcasm detector should sound like it's having a stroke
 
2014-05-25 03:45:30 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?


Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.
 
2014-05-25 03:47:12 PM  
At first, I was like 'this guy's from Boston, everyone from Boston's an arsehole.'

And then I remembered that I have a pudgy ginger friend who's from Boston and has plenty of success with women and is currently dating a very attractive, nice, millionaire.

Generally speaking, though, a few of these are fine.

Number 4 (challenge her to something silly) and Number 10 (accusing her of hitting on you) are fine.

Whatever.

I was having a heart to heart with my roommate. He was all 'Brett, why don't we have girlfriends?' And I was all 'when was the last time you asked a girl out?' and he hadn't done it.  Within a few months, we both had girlfriends after being like 'oh, we should ask a girl out if we like her.'


The main thing about PUA and all that crap is that it forces you to actually ask girls out. So, yes, going from not asking girls out to asking them out is going to increase your success.

Talk to girls and be someone they like to be around (which depends on what kind of girl they are). Don't be creepy. At some point ask them out on a date. It's as simple as that.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.
 
2014-05-25 03:48:13 PM  

bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.


"coont" usually brings them in droves. So does "beetches", "hos", "twats"...
 
2014-05-25 03:48:40 PM  

bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.


If there's been one downside to being a farker it's that I learned of the existence of the term "slam-piece."
 
2014-05-25 03:50:00 PM  

bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.


Cum dumpsters don't like it when you call them chicks or slam pieces.
 
2014-05-25 03:50:25 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.

If there's been one downside to being a farker it's that I learned of the existence of the term "slam-piece."


What about "sprocket socket"? "Dick hole"? "Ass" (as in, hot piece of?)
 
2014-05-25 03:51:42 PM  

thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

imgs.xkcd.com


There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.
 
2014-05-25 03:52:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-25 03:52:31 PM  
Got some Elliot Rodger's in this thread. That pickup advice was ok, you just see it as bad when you imagine yourself saying it.
 
2014-05-25 03:55:43 PM  
In college I was trying to get with this girl, I was nice, polite all that.  Didn't get the time of day.  The second I stopped showing attention she was all over me.  Figured I needed to change my game on this with her, not to say I was a dick to her, because so many guys see girls with only jerks (maybe some are i don't know), but for her I think she was so used to guys doing everything, letting her have all the decisions.  Where as I told her no on some things, I took the lead which I guess was exotic to her.
 
2014-05-25 03:55:56 PM  

sweatybronson: Talk to girls and be someone they like to be around (which depends on what kind of girl they are). Don't be creepy. At some point ask them out on a date. It's as simple as that.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.


That's sales 101: Ask for the sale.

Now if you want to get advanced, you can go to the presumptive sale.  This is the equivalent of asking whether someone would like it in a paper or plastic bag, on the assumption that it's a done deal.  Like asking, would you prefer to go to dinner or a movie when we go out?,without having actually asked her if she was interested in going out.
 
2014-05-25 03:58:51 PM  
This sounds like a list compiled by one of those douches who teach the How to pick up women classes at the  Learning Annex

Ask her about her father. If she says anything positive MOVE ON!
 
2014-05-25 03:59:17 PM  

ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.



There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.


Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.
 
2014-05-25 03:59:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: My reaction to each:

Fark you.
Fark you sideways.
With a rutabaga.
Yeah, because the most attractive thing is to hear how a guy could whip your ass if he wanted.  Might as well wear an A-Shirt, too.
I'm running out of ways to say Fark You, here.
Great advice if you're looking for a beard.
What a goddamn douchebag.
You're right.  I enjoy the company of men.
You're gay.  Which is fine - so am I.
Dream on, Studman.


Aw you're cute.  How's about you whip up an order of pancakes and we talk about how many babies you'll make me?

/I kid
//wants French toast instead
 
2014-05-25 03:59:43 PM  
Whether that line of BS works or not, the guy still has to live with being a douchebag his entire life, and the best girl he will ever be with is one stupid enough to sleep with a douchebag.

In my experience, certain types of girls actually are attracted to douchebags, but I don't want to be a douchebag, and I don't want to attract those types of girls. They are stupid and have no self-esteem. At best they are needy, energy-draining emotional black holes who deserve pity, but guys I know who were "successful" with such tactics have ended up with stalkers, attacked with scissors, had their possessions thrown out of windows, etc.

I guess they deserved it for being douchebags though.
 
2014-05-25 04:00:07 PM  
Offer her something activity-focused: "Hey, you wanna come and help me bury what I drug out of here last night?"
 
2014-05-25 04:02:12 PM  
These only work if you remember to take the t-tops out of your Camaro so you can yell them at girls with your Mr. Microphone. Chicks dig that shiat.
 
2014-05-25 04:02:14 PM  
I have gay male friends that act exactly like his list (most of it, anyway).

Let's have a dance off!
 
2014-05-25 04:03:18 PM  
I bet whoever wrote that "article" has to be at the gym in 26 minutes...
 
2014-05-25 04:03:52 PM  

sweatybronson: Don't be creepy.


Funny how seldom a girl sees a guy she's attracted to as creepy, no matter what everyone else is saying.
And for the girls that this neg stuff works on, if you are rich, buff, or have figured out what cologne her daddy wears, you won't be creepy to her.
 
2014-05-25 04:04:24 PM  
What is wrong with roofies?
 
2014-05-25 04:04:50 PM  
Wow, I don't even know where to begin. This kind of shallow, trite "advice" sounds like it's straight out of a high school locker room.

What ever happened to treating women (whether you're interested in them romantically or not) like human beings? There's no friggin' formula for romance. It boils down to whether or not you actually give a crap.

Mean-spirited, but I hope the article writer is incapable of reproduction.
 
2014-05-25 04:04:52 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: My reaction to each:

Fark you.
Fark you sideways.
With a rutabaga.
Yeah, because the most attractive thing is to hear how a guy could whip your ass if he wanted.  Might as well wear an A-Shirt, too.
I'm running out of ways to say Fark You, here.
Great advice if you're looking for a beard.
What a goddamn douchebag.
You're right.  I enjoy the company of men.
You're gay.  Which is fine - so am I.
Dream on, Studman.


Ok. Just read the article.


There is no way that is real.

I'm also confused as to who the recipient should be; some of those 'lines' might, just might work in a relationship, but not as pick ups, some might work as pick ups to someone you know casually, but overall.....wth.
 
2014-05-25 04:05:15 PM  

Witness99: I have gay male friends that act exactly like his list (most of it, anyway).

Let's have a dance off!


Deep rooted gay culture is about use and abuse, which is why there is a strong overlap between the gay crowd & the Sadomasochist lifestyle. LOTS of daddy issues, low self esteem, and generally abusive behavior. It's sad to see.
 
2014-05-25 04:06:51 PM  

W_Scarlet: Wow, I don't even know where to begin. This kind of shallow, trite "advice" sounds like it's straight out of a high school locker room.

What ever happened to treating women (whether you're interested in them romantically or not) like human beings? There's no friggin' formula for romance. It boils down to whether or not you actually give a crap.

Mean-spirited, but I hope the article writer is incapable of reproduction.


Romance?? This has nothing to do about romance. It's about wolves looking for tasty sheep. Romance never enters into the picture with this type.
 
2014-05-25 04:08:06 PM  
"A+++ Website, would log in again"--E. Rodger, Santa Barbara CA
 
2014-05-25 04:08:27 PM  
Man, the internet is so binary, so 0 and 1, so wonderful/horrible. Some gentle teasing or a funny remark that's not sexist or offensive is not the same thing as "negging". Show some humor, some personality, something to set you apart from that group of losers sitting there staring at her like she's a piece of meat.
 
2014-05-25 04:12:54 PM  

bingethinker: Man, the internet is so binary, so 0 and 1, so wonderful/horrible. Some gentle teasing or a funny remark that's not sexist or offensive is not the same thing as "negging". Show some humor, some personality, something to set you apart from that group of losers sitting there staring at her like she's a piece of meat.


People with personality don't pick up women in bars. They go out and live successful lives and probably already landed the girlfriends and wife they wanted by the end of college. People with personality don't go trolling; they sit back and let the good things come to them after proving they are the peak of desirability in other ways. The bar crowd is pretty much just assholes, wannabe Betas who don't know any better, and drunks.
 
2014-05-25 04:14:22 PM  
Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.
 
2014-05-25 04:15:11 PM  
It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip
 
2014-05-25 04:15:45 PM  
This is a list of 10 ways to get friendzon'd
 
2014-05-25 04:15:46 PM  

audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.


i.telegraph.co.uk
Approves.
 
2014-05-25 04:17:00 PM  
Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.
 
2014-05-25 04:22:32 PM  
No slam-pig? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-25 04:23:08 PM  

ReverendJynxed: audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Approves.


"Upon reflection. I believe that I could squarely best you in a game of Scrabble. Furthermore, since we both share a fondness for drinking liquids. I declare you my closest companion. When will you provide me with sex?"
 
2014-05-25 04:27:09 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.


If negging doesn't work, then please explain to me why it's the oldest and most used tool in the PUA's toolbox? Yeah, about that: women who hang out in bars are damaged goods. They are either there to drown their sorrows, or like you said: to get laid. The kind of women who pick up strange from bars have esteem issues, and are easily manipulated by screwing with their self worth. They want to believe that they are doing the choosing, and rejection weakens them. I've seen it done over and over again for decades. The best manipulator wins every time. Women with baggage are ripe for the picking by a pickup artist, and that is the bulk of women who need a bar to find a lay.
 
2014-05-25 04:28:58 PM  
Usually I just sidle up to a lady at the bar and slide her a notecard containing my entire Fark ignore list.

"A lot of those guys said something vaguely mysoginistic," I say, with a smile and a wink.
 
2014-05-25 04:31:22 PM  

buckler: ReverendJynxed: audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Approves.

"Upon reflection. I believe that I could squarely best you in a game of Scrabble. Furthermore, since we both share a fondness for drinking liquids. I declare you my closest companion. When will you provide me with sex?"


You will have to first, best me at scramble. I will then consider allowing you to do the sex at me.
 
2014-05-25 04:33:32 PM  

audiblesmile: buckler: ReverendJynxed: audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Approves.

"Upon reflection. I believe that I could squarely best you in a game of Scrabble. Furthermore, since we both share a fondness for drinking liquids. I declare you my closest companion. When will you provide me with sex?"

You will have to first, best me at scramble. I will then consider allowing you to do the sex at me.


Haha. Oops. Looks like an easy scrabble win for you.....
 
2014-05-25 04:36:18 PM  
My favorite playful ice-breaker is to sneak up and snap her bra strap through her shirt. Easy to execute, funny and sexy.
 
2014-05-25 04:36:43 PM  

thespindrifter: Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.

If negging doesn't work, then please explain to me why it's the oldest and most used tool in the PUA's toolbox? Yeah, about that: women who hang out in bars are damaged goods. They are either there to drown their sorrows, or like you said: to get laid. The kind of women who pick up strange from bars have esteem issues, and are easily manipulated by screwing with their self worth. They want to believe that they are doing the choosing, and rejection weakens them. I've seen it done over and over again for decades. The best manipulator wins every time. Women with baggage are ripe for the picking by a pickup artist, and that is the bulk of women who need a bar to find a lay.


Do you find being a narrow minded blow hard helps to attract women?
 
2014-05-25 04:37:15 PM  
I think Scott Peterson has got better pick-up line than the author
 
2014-05-25 04:37:20 PM  

Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.


Probably from the stench.
 
2014-05-25 04:37:43 PM  
To all the sad sacks pulling the "hot guys are never creepy" bullshiat -- i say BULLshiat.

Look at Elliot Rodger, cute, expensive car, rich parents and going to school right off the beach. Women stayed away in droves -- because he was a creep.
 
2014-05-25 04:38:00 PM  
So here's the thing. Those dumb little bits of advice in Cosmo are fine for women because whatever stupid thing you say or do doesn't matter as long as you look good.

This is not the case for men unless you are more ridiculously good looking than Derek Zoolander.
 
2014-05-25 04:41:24 PM  
11. Drop your pants, light your pubes on fire, and shout, "You want some of this?" Chicks dig that shiat.
 
2014-05-25 04:44:02 PM  
Of all the perspectives and attitudes I've had in life, the one that had the most women find attractive was the one where I was enjoying life, being my natural nerdy/physical/playful self, thoughtful, dirty, and genuinely interested in getting g to know the woman sitting across from me. If I could go back and tell myself something, it would be that EVERYBODY (not just women) finds a man who is cheerful and secure attractive.
 
2014-05-25 04:44:50 PM  

Terpsichore: To all the sad sacks pulling the "hot guys are never creepy" bullshiat -- i say BULLshiat.

Look at Elliot Rodger, cute, expensive car, rich parents and going to school right off the beach. Women stayed away in droves -- because he was a creep.


The ironic thing is if he had survived his little rampage, there are some women who would do him because of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
 
2014-05-25 04:45:46 PM  

LoneWolf343: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Probably from the stench.


But I use axe body spray, and I wear a gold chain necklace.
 
2014-05-25 04:49:29 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.

Cum dumpsters don't like it when you call them chicks or slam pieces.



Hey now. Everyone knows the preferred term is dick ornament.
 
2014-05-25 04:51:19 PM  

audiblesmile: buckler: ReverendJynxed: audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]
Approves.

"Upon reflection. I believe that I could squarely best you in a game of Scrabble. Furthermore, since we both share a fondness for drinking liquids. I declare you my closest companion. When will you provide me with sex?"

You will have to first, best me at scramble. I will then consider allowing you to do the sex at me.


i would greatly like to penis you a couple of times
 
2014-05-25 04:52:15 PM  
How women liked to be touched .. their name on this card .. your account ..

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-25 04:52:54 PM  

bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.

You got all that from a 19 word headline?

c1.staticflickr.com

/I don't like roofies.
//They taste bad.
 
2014-05-25 04:53:30 PM  
I'd reply to this thread, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2014-05-25 05:03:22 PM  
And when you're done doing all those things, kick yourself in the nuts to save her the trouble.
 
2014-05-25 05:03:40 PM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.


OR...

There is no "real trick" and women are human beings and shouldn't be treated like stupid LARP versions of cheesy hentai video games.
 
2014-05-25 05:05:53 PM  
Geeze, some of you take this shiat so seriously. It's not really retarded advice to actually learn a social skill, like teasing and conversation.

Be friendly and clean and have good hygiene and for fark sake make her laugh and feel good about herself. It's all ya need.
 
2014-05-25 05:07:54 PM  

bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.


k there PUA.  Did you even read that list?  It's basically "degrade her at every turn".
 
2014-05-25 05:08:21 PM  
Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face

Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavour cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'

Well, you need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the coloured socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
Then every, every, every other couple of days I mean, you wear the white sock
You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side
Or you can go and get, you know, the different types
There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking
And you get the powder into put it in so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin
Like something ran up in your ass and just died
 
2014-05-25 05:12:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: My reaction to each:

Fark you.
Fark you sideways.
With a rutabaga.
Yeah, because the most attractive thing is to hear how a guy could whip your ass if he wanted.  Might as well wear an A-Shirt, too.
I'm running out of ways to say Fark You, here.
Great advice if you're looking for a beard.
What a goddamn douchebag.
You're right.  I enjoy the company of men.
You're gay.  Which is fine - so am I.
Dream on, Studman.


You're such a brat.
 
2014-05-25 05:13:19 PM  
Give her a silly nickname.

I get enough of this at work. Do you want to be treated like the iron workers who do this?

Point out something embarrassing or nerdy about her.

Ahahah. Oh hilarious. The Hawkeye painting on canvas, massive Iron man poster, Giger lithograph, and multiple shelves of comic books have suggested I'm a nerd. Oh hahah. Funny. Go away.

Mimic or mock her.

This is why I dumped my drink your lap.

Challenge her.

Unless this is to strip mario kart, think again.

Treat her like a child.

GET YOUR SHIAT AND GET OUT.

Roleplay with her.

Grab your dice, we're doing this right.

Stereotype her in a humorous way.

LEAVE.

Tell her you wouldn't get along.

Judging by this list, you are my nemesis, so yeah we're not getting along.

Disagree with something she said.

Citation needed. Bring facts or don't bother.

Accuse her of hitting on you or being sexually aggressive.

Unless I'm doing this:

i.imgur.com

Then no.
 
2014-05-25 05:14:54 PM  

thespindrifter: bingethinker: Man, the internet is so binary, so 0 and 1, so wonderful/horrible. Some gentle teasing or a funny remark that's not sexist or offensive is not the same thing as "negging". Show some humor, some personality, something to set you apart from that group of losers sitting there staring at her like she's a piece of meat.

People with personality don't pick up women in bars. They go out and live successful lives and probably already landed the girlfriends and wife they wanted by the end of college. People with personality don't go trolling; they sit back and let the good things come to them after proving they are the peak of desirability in other ways. The bar crowd is pretty much just assholes, wannabe Betas who don't know any better, and drunks.


Either you don't go to bars, in which case you are in no position to say what types are normally found there, or you have no personality. Which is it?
 
2014-05-25 05:16:03 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: How women liked to be touched .. their name on this card .. your account ..

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x275]


The race card works?
 
2014-05-25 05:16:54 PM  
www.bothfavorites.com
 
2014-05-25 05:21:03 PM  

thespindrifter: Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.

If negging doesn't work, then please explain to me why it's the oldest and most used tool in the PUA's toolbox? Yeah, about that: women who hang out in bars are damaged goods. They are either there to drown their sorrows, or like you said: to get laid. The kind of women who pick up strange from bars have esteem issues, and are easily manipulated by screwing with their self worth. They want to believe that they are doing the choosing, and rejection weakens them. I've seen it done over and over again for decades. The best manipulator wins every time. Women with baggage are ripe for the picking by a pickup artist, and that is the bulk of women who need a bar to find a lay.


Ah, I have found the answer to my question.
 
2014-05-25 05:26:34 PM  
When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?
 
2014-05-25 05:32:05 PM  

soseussme: Whether that line of BS works or not, the guy still has to live with being a douchebag his entire life, and the best girl he will ever be with is one stupid enough to sleep with a douchebag.

In my experience, certain types of girls actually are attracted to douchebags, but I don't want to be a douchebag, and I don't want to attract those types of girls. They are stupid and have no self-esteem. At best they are needy, energy-draining emotional black holes who deserve pity, but guys I know who were "successful" with such tactics have ended up with stalkers, attacked with scissors, had their possessions thrown out of windows, etc.

I guess they deserved it for being douchebags though.


I have been thinking about this recently, being single and all.
MAYBE it would be awesome getting some of those dumb chicks to date me.
Then I remember what you said.

WTF is wrong with those guys? bad role models from parents?
WTF is wrong with those girls? same
 
2014-05-25 05:32:38 PM  

The Larch: When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?


4chan cancer continues to spread to the rest of the internet, nothing to see here.
 
2014-05-25 05:33:38 PM  

Bonobo62: 11. Drop your pants, light your pubes on fire, and shout, "You want some of this?" Chicks dig that shiat.


You jest, but Japanese exchange students taught me about jungle fire. They would apply styling mousse to pubes then ignite. It was a regular occurrence up at Western.
 
2014-05-25 05:34:18 PM  

The Larch: When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?


Considering Beta fish are farking psycho assholes who kill each other.
 
2014-05-25 05:34:34 PM  

The Larch: When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?


Alphas started losing their attraction and are trying to fight back.
 
2014-05-25 05:34:55 PM  
"10 things a womans gay friend might say"
 
2014-05-25 05:36:52 PM  

Heraclitus: "10 things a woman's gay friend might say"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-25 05:38:00 PM  
Most women who are at least somewhat attractive know that they have a certain power over a good portion of men. They have grown up getting what they want, free drinks, getting out of tickets, people to help them move, free help with homework, etc for years. They're used to it.

The key is to not be one of those guys who falls into that trap. They like a guy who is immune to the "you're hot, let me be your servant in hopes you'll fark me" attitude. Now sometimes that can indeed be with negging. Other times it can be with just being laid back, enjoying your own life and not being wrapped up in finding a girl.

That's the thing. This thread, and all the rest like it, always turns into people arguing that negging works, and people arguing that it doesn't and that being comfortable with yourself and not wrapped up in her is the real key.

You're both right. Because both are just different ways you're breaking out of the box hot chicks expect you to be in. Either way you're showing that you're not someone who is going to fall over yourself trying to please her and be the best doormat she can find. Whether that's be disarming her hotness and taking that tool away from her from the get go by negging, or by being that sure of yourself and happy with your own life that you don't really get wound up over if she's hot or not. Both work.  And coincidentally, that's why douchebags and assholes seem to be so successful all the time. The chick isn't with him specifically because he's an asshole. But she is with him because he really believes he's the most awesome guy ever. It's the confidence/arrogance thing. Both are traits guys who believe in themselves have. It's confidence if it's tempered by reality and being a decent person. It's arrogance if it's unbound and causes you to look down on others. But most women can't tell the difference between the two. Again, it goes back to showing that you're not someone who is entranced by their charms. You can do that by being an arrogant asshole who just looks down on her, or by being a confident guy who loves his life and believes he's a great person to be around. Both work. That's why we end up with Fark arguments where both sides argue about what works from your own anecdotes and experiences. They both work.
 
2014-05-25 05:39:23 PM  
Those kind of magazines just objectify men.

Only sick women read them.
 
2014-05-25 05:40:38 PM  

JRoo: Those kind of magazines just objectify men.

Only sick women read them.


Strike that, reverse it. Oh nevermind.
 
2014-05-25 05:42:20 PM  

JerkyMeat: Ask her if she is on her period, and make sure to call her fat.


Don't forget to ask about certain odors too .


But really  that list sounds like too much work .
 
2014-05-25 05:44:07 PM  
girls might like those tactics because girls are idiots.  women, on the other hand, will simply walk away.
 
2014-05-25 05:46:32 PM  

Greenshuz: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

OR...

There is no "real trick" and women are human beings and shouldn't be treated like stupid LARP versions of cheesy hentai video games.


Wai dey no want see my tentacles?
 
2014-05-25 05:46:47 PM  

LoneWolf343: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Probably from the stench.


A ball shaped dick is quite an oddity.
 
2014-05-25 05:51:46 PM  
Like when i met my wife, by that time I was done with the games, and was just myself. Not lying or trying to appear more than i was. Now, when my son asked me why I got married, I told him "iI just gave up."
/ Didn't get married for the first time until in my 30s. It was kinda sad seeing my group of friends get smaller.
// Now they've got kids and mostly divorced. I'm okay.
 
2014-05-25 05:54:08 PM  

thespindrifter: Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.

If negging doesn't work, then please explain to me why it's the oldest and most used tool in the PUA's toolbox? Yeah, about that: women who hang out in bars are damaged goods. They are either there to drown their sorrows, or like you said: to get laid. The kind of women who pick up strange from bars have esteem issues, and are easily manipulated by screwing with their self worth. They want to believe that they are doing the choosing, and rejection weakens them. I've seen it done over and over again for decades. The best manipulator wins every time. Women with baggage are ripe for the picking by a pickup artist, and that is the bulk of women who need a bar to find a lay.


what does it say about the guys wanting to pick up this kind of girl?  he's just as f*cked up as she is.  he doesn't value himself, either.  or did that not occur to you, that men can be broken pieces of sh*t as well?  and did you ever consider HOW those girls got to be that way?  odds are, at the hands of other men.  none of you will ever take responsibility for how you destroy the females of this planet, ever.  how convenient.
 
2014-05-25 05:56:53 PM  

FunkOut: LoneWolf343: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Probably from the stench.

A ball shaped dick is quite an oddity.


But the chick's dig it!
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
 
2014-05-25 05:59:33 PM  

Raspil: what does it say about the guys wanting to pick up this kind of girl?  he's just as f*cked up as she is.  he doesn't value himself, either.  or did that not occur to you, that men can be broken pieces of sh*t as well?  and did you ever consider HOW those girls got to be that way?  odds are, at the hands of other men.  none of you will ever take responsibility for how you destroy the females of this planet, ever.  how convenient.


Take your farking "men cause all of women's problems" bullshiat somewhere else.
 
2014-05-25 06:01:25 PM  
Here's a pickup technique I've used before. I watch as a PUA type hits on a girl, if he falls flat on his face because his game is retarded, I go up the girl afterward and ask for details and make fun of him. If he gets the girl's number, I write her off.
 
2014-05-25 06:02:23 PM  

thespindrifter: Witness99: I have gay male friends that act exactly like his list (most of it, anyway).

Let's have a dance off!

Deep rooted gay culture is about use and abuse, which is why there is a strong overlap between the gay crowd & the Sadomasochist lifestyle. LOTS of daddy issues, low self esteem, and generally abusive behavior. It's sad to see.


Ummmm...Seriously? The people I know in the BDSM lifestyle are very strong people with very few issues. No one has "daddy issues", VERY few have self esteem issues and in fact I've seen people build their self esteem in the lifestyle. Being in space is a hypnotic state and yes, there are those who could take advantage of that, but people I know use that space to build others up.
 
2014-05-25 06:03:00 PM  

Raspil: what does it say about the guys wanting to pick up this kind of girl?


Are you not acquainted with the misunderstandings of children?

img.mylot.com
 
2014-05-25 06:04:50 PM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.


--------

There are a lot of women that could pull that off. It's just skewed to seem like a small percentage because they're all smart enough to avoid someone like you.
 
2014-05-25 06:08:16 PM  
Good luck with that.

These things may work with women who have some serious issues, and if those are the wimminfolk you want to be with, then please, go for it. Damaged women need love too, I suppose, but then again, this isn't advice for love, it's advice for attracting emotional cripples to your schlong, which indicates a certain amount of damage to your own self, so maybe two damaged folks might be able to come together to become one nearly whole being, but it's not exactly the way to bet. But if that's your cup of tea, who am I to discourage you?

The women in your life? They might discourage you, but that might be reason for looking for an article like this. The one truth that I've found in dating is all of your failed relationships of the past have one thing in common: you. Maybe work on that, and the rest will fall into place. Just a thought.
 
2014-05-25 06:10:08 PM  
Okay, the standard PUA advice. Try it 25 times, you'll get told to fark off 10 times, make 9 contacts that go no farther than you buying her a drink or two, get 4 drinks poured on your head, and get 1 one night stand or on-site fark in the restroom (her 3rd of the night). Also, enjoy your HPV/HSV2.
 
2014-05-25 06:10:14 PM  

Raspil: what does it say about the guys wanting to pick up this kind of girl?  he's just as f*cked up as she is.  he doesn't value himself, either.  or did that not occur to you, that men can be broken pieces of sh*t as well?  and did you ever consider HOW those girls got to be that way?  odds are, at the hands of other men.  none of you will ever take responsibility for how you destroy the females of this planet, ever.  how convenient.


Now I am pedobearapproved, destroyer of women
 
2014-05-25 06:10:31 PM  

thespindrifter: bingethinker: Man, the internet is so binary, so 0 and 1, so wonderful/horrible. Some gentle teasing or a funny remark that's not sexist or offensive is not the same thing as "negging". Show some humor, some personality, something to set you apart from that group of losers sitting there staring at her like she's a piece of meat.

People with personality don't pick up women in bars. They go out and live successful lives and probably already landed the girlfriends and wife they wanted by the end of college. People with personality don't go trolling; they sit back and let the good things come to them after proving they are the peak of desirability in other ways. The bar crowd is pretty much just assholes, wannabe Betas who don't know any better, and drunks.


This is my experience as well. If you find people you like and then start dating, things work out a lot better than the other way around.
 
2014-05-25 06:22:27 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Whatchoo Talkinbout: bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.

Cum dumpsters don't like it when you call them chicks or slam pieces.


Hey now. Everyone knows the preferred term is dick ornament.


No no no. Split tails is the preferred nominclature
 
2014-05-25 06:25:09 PM  
I destroyed 18 females of this planet last week, but Raspil has guilt-tripped me into feeling a little bad about it. I'll try to resist the urge to destroy females in the future. Thanks, Raspil!
 
2014-05-25 06:26:33 PM  

LeroyBourne: Yes, treat a woman you want to date like a child.  I wonder if that virgin whack job followed some of those to the q t.


Waiting for this comment.

Yes, people literally think the fun, goofy guy who wrote this article and all of us like him are responsible for that freak. If he had listened to any of the PUAs, he wouldn't have been such a shiat about everything. Taking responsibility and stopping blaming society or women is Page 1. PUA saves lives. It is the exact message that is capable of fixing pissed off, socially paranoid losers into relaxed, snarky, lovable gentlemen. I know because I was one. I probably would have killed myself years ago if not for PUA. I doubt I'd have gone out hurting others like this shiatheel, but I cannot overstate how much Game did for me.
 
2014-05-25 06:28:23 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.


You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a decent guy, but you have clearly never even attempted Game if you think this.
 
2014-05-25 06:28:28 PM  

Laobaojun: Wow.  The only women who fall for this crap are covered by rule #1; "Don't go to bed with someone who has more problems than you do."

Seriously,  this is from some sort of "players' handbook", and guarantees that you'll spend all your time in the company of 'daddy issues' girls.  I would rather stick a spoon in my eye than get involved with a needy, clingy, insecure woman who would fall for that nonsense.


I just tell them my name is Laobaojun. Problem solved.
 
2014-05-25 06:29:41 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: bingethinker: Rapmaster2000: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Slam pieces don't like it when you call them broads.

/i just wanted to say slam pieces for once
//how did i do?

Hey, chicks don't like it when you call them slam pieces.

Cum dumpsters don't like it when you call them chicks or slam pieces.


I prefer 'sperm-suckin' porch whores'.

//did Elliott Rodger write TFA?
 
2014-05-25 06:31:36 PM  

taurusowner: Most women who are at least somewhat attractive know that they have a certain power over a good portion of men. They have grown up getting what they want, free drinks, getting out of tickets, people to help them move, free help with homework, etc for years. They're used to it.

The key is to not be one of those guys who falls into that trap. They like a guy who is immune to the "you're hot, let me be your servant in hopes you'll fark me" attitude. Now sometimes that can indeed be with negging. Other times it can be with just being laid back, enjoying your own life and not being wrapped up in finding a girl.

That's the thing. This thread, and all the rest like it, always turns into people arguing that negging works, and people arguing that it doesn't and that being comfortable with yourself and not wrapped up in her is the real key.

You're both right. Because both are just different ways you're breaking out of the box hot chicks expect you to be in. Either way you're showing that you're not someone who is going to fall over yourself trying to please her and be the best doormat she can find. Whether that's be disarming her hotness and taking that tool away from her from the get go by negging, or by being that sure of yourself and happy with your own life that you don't really get wound up over if she's hot or not. Both work.  And coincidentally, that's why douchebags and assholes seem to be so successful all the time. The chick isn't with him specifically because he's an asshole. But she is with him because he really believes he's the most awesome guy ever. It's the confidence/arrogance thing. Both are traits guys who believe in themselves have. It's confidence if it's tempered by reality and being a decent person. It's arrogance if it's unbound and causes you to look down on others. But most women can't tell the difference between the two. Again, it goes back to showing that you're not someone who is entranced by their charms. You can do that by being an arrogant a ...


This guy gets it.
 
2014-05-25 06:31:49 PM  
Very interesting, a fark wizard thread. Those 10 playful tips? Those are from a goddamned High Wizard, maybe Gandalf himself. How about you treat a woman like a genuine person and interact with her as an individual, not a mass of neuroses to exploit? Of course, if you're into low hanging psychologically damaged fruit (and hey, if anything this asshole says sounds like a good ideal to you, then you are), then by all means, this is the guru for you.
 
2014-05-25 06:34:26 PM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.


I recall a bit about this topic....Women say they hate pick-up lines, but they have all heard one they loved. I would bet half the women in here wouldn't be sitting next to your guy tonight if it weren't because of some lame pick-up line.

it is tough to talk to women (or anyone for that matter) with a cold open, so you have to start somewhere, hence the cheesy lame pick-up line opposed to asking about someones opinion on the reconstruction of Germany following the second world war.
 
2014-05-25 06:42:53 PM  

The Larch: When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?


I never even knew Beta was a "thing" outside of the swinger/bdsm communities. A beta submissive is someone who is totally passive to everyone else involved.

I never even knew PUAs were a thing. I just thought they were socially inept idiots who thought some magic phrase would let them sleep with women, and whine about how no women want a "nice guy" like them.
 
2014-05-25 06:45:50 PM  
Speaking from some experience, installing Linux on her iPod is not one of them.
 
2014-05-25 06:55:39 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-05-25 06:56:26 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.
You got all that from a 19 word headline?[c1.staticflickr.com image 437x400]

/I don't like roofies.
//They taste bad.


No, I got that from actually reading the article. Weird for Fark, I'm sure.
 
2014-05-25 06:59:31 PM  

nijika: bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.

k there PUA.  Did you even read that list?  It's basically "degrade her at every turn".


Read down to my next remark, if your lips don't get too tired. Gently teasing a woman or making a funny remark that's not sexist or offensive is a long way from being a PUA. If a woman feels degraded by that, she's doing me a favor if she stays away from me.
 
2014-05-25 06:59:45 PM  

Bonobo62: 11. Drop your pants, light your pubes on fire, and shout, "You want some of this?" Chicks dig that shiat.


that is one of the most winning moves i've ever hear of. you sir, are one of the exceptional ones.
 
2014-05-25 07:01:42 PM  

Mark Ratner: LoneWolf343: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Probably from the stench.

But I use axe body spray, and I wear a gold chain necklace.


of course you do. that's how i always pictured you. also, i bet your nose is pointy, and your eyes are squinty.
 
2014-05-25 07:12:10 PM  

nijika: bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.

k there PUA.  Did you even read that list?  It's basically "degrade her at every turn".


Not that I think it's cool or do this myself, but if the point is to get laid and "degrading her at every turn" really works at achieving this goal, then there's really no incentive for the PUA to stop degrading women. Calling him a PUA or saying he degrades women isn't an insult--it isn't going to dissuade him. He has no reason to care, no investment in a woman being respected. In fact, if this really does work, then he has an active reason not to respect women. Women can choose to respond to this behaviour or not. But if the "degradation's" going to stop, then it's on the targets, on an individual level, to stop doling out the rewards.
 
2014-05-25 07:15:31 PM  
Articles like this have me convinced that the average guy is a sociopath that needs step-by-step directions on how to have interpersonal relationships with human females.
 
2014-05-25 07:16:12 PM  
None of that stuff works without sending her a "Love Is..." cartoon every day.
 
2014-05-25 07:20:27 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Mark Ratner: LoneWolf343: Mark Ratner: I just whip out my wrecking ball of a dick, and the broads just fall over with their legs in the air.

Probably from the stench.

But I use axe body spray, and I wear a gold chain necklace.

of course you do. that's how i always pictured you. also, i bet your nose is pointy, and your eyes are squinty.


I smell better than you, and I have "bling", which you cannot probably begin to understand. Fact is, I get laid s o much.
 
2014-05-25 07:26:34 PM  
Gently mock her by ridiculing her ideas in office meetings.  When she starts to speak, sigh loudly and mutter, "Not again....." under your breath.
 
2014-05-25 07:26:59 PM  

Ringshadow: Challenge her.

Unless this is to strip mario kart, think again.


Your newsletter:  one subscription, please!

/I'm using my Wii wheel!
//not a euphemism
 
2014-05-25 07:29:42 PM  
These are not bad tips.  In fact, they're good tips.

Guys who say they're outrageous or girls who act like they'd throw their drink in the face of any guy that tried them are saying that because they just read this article and the tips are worded in a way that makes them sound horrible.
 
2014-05-25 07:32:37 PM  

The Larch: When did "beta" become a slur?

Seriously, outside the PUA threads, I've never heard or seen anyone get called a beta before. What the hell is going on?


Alphas = high-powered jerks, betas = normal people, omegas = cowards who think they are alphas.
 
2014-05-25 07:36:11 PM  

bboy: These are not bad tips.  In fact, they're good tips.

Guys who say they're outrageous or girls who act like they'd throw their drink in the face of any guy that tried them are saying that because they just read this article and the tips are worded in a way that makes them sound horrible.


True, I can probably word these in a better way than the blogger did, i.e. instead of "disagree with her," I would say "engage her and not just wag your head hoping compliance would get you laid," but then it would be from a perceptive of "treat her like a person," instead of "treat her vagina like goalposts" like the author did. The problems isn't so much the tips but the intention behind the tips,
 
2014-05-25 07:41:13 PM  

Raspil: what does it say about the guys wanting to pick up this kind of girl? he's just as f*cked up as she is. he doesn't value himself, either. or did that not occur to you, that men can be broken pieces of sh*t as well? and did you ever consider HOW those girls got to be that way? odds are, at the hands of other men. none of you will ever take responsibility for how you destroy the females of this planet, ever. how convenient.


First of all this post is hilarious.

I don't think it says he's as farked as her. Doing what it takes to fark someone you find physically attractive isn't as messed up as farking someone who comes at you bursting out of the gate with insults.

And you're right, these guys don't care whether they are destroying anybody. They have no reason to care. It doesn't affect them. They are getting what they want. Women have the power to stop this, but they keep rewarding the guys, so why should they stop? And lots of these women probably don't want to stop this anyway--they enjoy the sex as well as the men do, they don't have to risk rejection by making the first move, and the guy being a jerk makes it easier to justify pumping and dump his ass.

If you have a problem with it, then don't enable PUA behavior yourself. But you don't speak for all women. And you can't tell men or women what to care about.
 
2014-05-25 07:46:37 PM  
Ringshadow:

Unless I'm doing this:

[i.imgur.com image 600x1011]

Then no.


Yes because women are known for being direct and honest about their needs and their feelings. Women would hate it if guys started to expect this kind of upfront honesty.
 
2014-05-25 07:52:40 PM  

bboy: These are not bad tips.  In fact, they're good tips.

Guys who say they're outrageous or girls who act like they'd throw their drink in the face of any guy that tried them are saying that because they just read this article and the tips are worded in a way that makes them sound horrible.


Holy shiat, Elliot Rodger is posting  from beyond the grave!
 
2014-05-25 07:52:58 PM  

Ringshadow: Mimic or mock her.

This is why I dumped my drink your lap.



Ha, I see you can't hold your liquor!
 
2014-05-25 07:53:26 PM  
I know this is Fark, but come on, people. You're so emotionally invested in the idea that "negging" and PUA stuff does or doesn't work that you're completely losing your shiat without even reading the article.

FTFA:
"Have real conversation, too.Don't tease her constantly, mix it up with more substantial or meaningful talk. Listen and avoid making fun of her when she's telling you something serious. As you get to know her, tease less but never stop completely - the spirited attitude keeps her attracted."

But keep going on about how the article says to degrade women at every turn.

Honestly, most of the stuff in there is pretty decent advice. The kind of playful attitude described in TFA works pretty well for me, at any rate. This is just spelling it out for people who "put the pussy on a pedestal" and are too terrified to say anything negative to a girl under any circumstances. You know the type. The poor, deluded Nice Guys who think that "kindness" should and will be rewarded with sex.

All of you saying "talk to her like she's an actual person" or "just be yourself" are agreeing with TFA and you don't even realize it. Good-natured ribbing is an important social skill and establishes rapport with most human beings. I mean, most of us do it with our male friends, so why should we treat women any different?  Again, TFA spells this out pretty well.

"Remember, teasing comes down to enjoying yourself and creating a playful dynamic. Use the examples as a guideline but start trying out your own ideas based on your personality."


TFA didn't mention this because it'd be a bit insulting to the intended readership, but if you're so lacking in social skills that you really need an article on the internet to teach you how to playfully tease women, chances are good that you come across as farking creepy. Some light teasing will make you seem less nervous and intimidated by her, and she will feel more relaxed and comfortable as a result, assuming you don't confuse "light teasing" and "real insults." A lot of Farkers apparently need a refresher on that distinction, though.
 
2014-05-25 08:00:00 PM  
This seems to be advice for A-holes on how to treat women. It might work on young shy naive girls.  But a real woman would shut down this kind of BS before it could get started.
 
2014-05-25 08:05:58 PM  

rbuzby: This seems to be advice for A-holes on how to treat women. It might work on young shy naive girls.  But a real woman would shut down this kind of BS before it could get started.


Unless she thinks the guy is hot and mutually wants to have some fun with him. But that would imply women can be sexual beings and equally desire recreational sex instead of just reacting to what men want all the time.
 
2014-05-25 08:06:45 PM  
"Cosmo for Men"? How emasculating.
 
2014-05-25 08:09:26 PM  
I don't think it's possible for this advice to be any worse.
I got divorced a few years ago and I'm glad I'm engaged now because that first year of dating was awful.

My biggest pet peeves were:
 - men who think date = sex/ booty call
 - men who have no plan for a date when they pick you up and ask, "Uh, so what do you wanna do?" Seriously? I just spent two hours on clothes, hair  and makeup and you have no effing plan? I'm going back in the house because if you were too dumb to plan, you're not worth my time and if you think we're going  back to your house, uh, no
 - men who bring up sex to soon -first date is too soon, just fyi (see the first two points)
 - men who end every single text with a compliment (hello beautiful, what you up to sexy? how was your day my queen) seriously that is effing overkill
 - men who call and text every single minute of the day. And if you don't text back the second they text you, they get an attitude. Uh, I have a job. I cannot spend every second texting you. Get a life.
 - men who cannot take a goddamned hint - if she says you brought up sex too soon, or you compliment her too much or asks you to slow down with the calling and texting- that means she's still kind of into you and if you stop being so damned over-eager, then you have a pretty good shot of continued dating and probably getting laid.

But if a woman hints that you're going overboard doing one of these things, take it as a helpful hint. Don't get a butthurt sucka attack and tell her why she should be grateful or appreciative of a man who is "willing" to compliment her or be attentive.

*sigh*

So glad I found a guy who's just chill and knows when to tell me to stfu sometimes without hurting my feelings, usually with a good deep dicking. He's a keeper.
 
2014-05-25 08:18:29 PM  

Fafai: rbuzby: This seems to be advice for A-holes on how to treat women. It might work on young shy naive girls.  But a real woman would shut down this kind of BS before it could get started.

Unless she thinks the guy is hot and mutually wants to have some fun with him. But that would imply women can be sexual beings and equally desire recreational sex instead of just reacting to what men want all the time.


I'm more offended by the implication that young, shy, naive girls are unworthy of love. I, for one, happen to like young, shy, naive girls.

He/she is wrong anyway. Shy girls tend to already have self-esteem issues so teasing them is likely to genuinely hurt their feelings. It's the "real women" with the inflated egos that actually benefit from a little deflating.
 
2014-05-25 08:20:36 PM  

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//not a euphemism


Naturally there should be a discussion about Rainbow Road beforehand. I suggest pulling the jump off is automatic no pants. Which person loses their pants is up to negotiation.

Fafai: Yes because women are known for being direct and honest about their needs and their feelings. Women would hate it if guys started to expect this kind of upfront honesty.


Hey man not all of us treat this as a game. I'm aromantic, I'm not here to p*ssyfoot around.

Snarfangel: Ha, I see you can't hold your liquor!


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You know how it is sometimes.
 
2014-05-25 08:33:01 PM  

Hermione_Granger: But if a woman hints that you're going overboard doing one of these things, take it as a helpful hint


Sorry, but bullshiat. Most of your post was ok, but that part is just nonsense. You can NEVER expect people to understand a message you didn't give them. If you want someone to know something, tell them. Be direct. Tell the truth. Use clear sentences and facts. Tell them what you're thinking. The "hints and signals" thing is a farked up game women play when they're too timid to tell someone what they're thinking, or don't want to feel bad about a confrontation. So they drop hints hoping the guy will somehow read their mind and just guess correctly what he thinks she wants him to do but didn't actually tell him. Then she pushes the blame onto the guy for not getting it, much like what you are doing now.

Want someone to understand something? Farking tell them. Stop the hints and signals bullshiat and use your words to convey and idea like an adult. If you can't do that, it's your fault when things get messed up, not the guy's.
 
2014-05-25 08:47:17 PM  
So is this any different than the female version that once suggested women should bite down on their partner's penis?
 
2014-05-25 08:52:42 PM  
1. You're sad.

2. You're really sad.

3. Are you twelve?

4. Oh, sorry. You're actually five.

5. I'm probably going to end the evening by kicking your arse.

6. God, I wish I hadn't forgotten my Taser...

7. Great. You're as stupid as you are desperate.

8. Reverse psychology? For the record, when I said "no," it wasn't reverse psychology.

9. Please go away now.

10. I'm going to kick you in the junk, now, and it's not a display of affection.

Alternative for those who wish to maybe get laid: "Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Can I buy you a drink?" (Notice: ONE DRINK. While getting her sloshed might help some of you, it's generally not recommended, and you won't have spent a fortune on a dead end if she's not into you.) Follow with asking her name, where she's from, and about her interests and have a normal, non-awkward conversation before asking for her number. You're welcome, gentlemen.
 
2014-05-25 08:54:42 PM  

zerkalo: "A+++ Website, would log in again"--E. Rodger, Santa Barbara CA


Slowclap.
 
2014-05-25 08:54:57 PM  

taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: But if a woman hints that you're going overboard doing one of these things, take it as a helpful hint

Sorry, but bullshiat. Most of your post was ok, but that part is just nonsense. You can NEVER expect people to understand a message you didn't give them. If you want someone to know something, tell them. Be direct. Tell the truth. Use clear sentences and facts. Tell them what you're thinking. The "hints and signals" thing is a farked up game women play when they're too timid to tell someone what they're thinking, or don't want to feel bad about a confrontation. So they drop hints hoping the guy will somehow read their mind and just guess correctly what he thinks she wants him to do but didn't actually tell him. Then she pushes the blame onto the guy for not getting it, much like what you are doing now.

Want someone to understand something? Farking tell them. Stop the hints and signals bullshiat and use your words to convey and idea like an adult. If you can't do that, it's your fault when things get messed up, not the guy's.


Ok. Calm down a bit because you're rather underlining my point.

There's "direct yet polite" and there's "direct and brutal." If a woman is trying to tell you something and she likes you, she goes for "direct yet polite."

What happens is guys don't get that OR they're smart enough to understand the slight criticism but not smart enough not to be an ass about it.

So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out.
 
2014-05-25 09:01:42 PM  

Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out


And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.
 
2014-05-25 09:13:57 PM  

thespindrifter: If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight


Why? Women like the attention, the free drinks, and the sex just as much as men. They would still go out. They're currently simply choosing from among a pool of self selecting candidates. The guys who are 'too chicken' to ask girls out don't. The ones who do tend to be more 'alpha'; assertive, self confident, agressive.

The guys who have a lot of success with this tend to become even more alpha; they aren't on some magic willy wonka trip or something, if this doesn't work, they move on to the next target.

Of course I've been using Eharmony for like a year without any quantifiable success, so what the fark do I know.  Apparently 'So, I'm in AA, have been for a few years, that ok?' as a second or third question is a dealbreaker, haha. But it's part of my life so fark it. There are a ton of other chicks on the site who can and will be happy to ignore me, so it's on to the next one.
 
2014-05-25 09:14:56 PM  
You can always just go with the classic dik in a box
 
2014-05-25 09:30:42 PM  

taurusowner: Most women who are at least somewhat attractive know that they have a certain power over a good portion of men. They have grown up getting what they want, free drinks, getting out of tickets, people to help them move, free help with homework, etc for years. They're used to it.

The key is to not be one of those guys who falls into that trap. They like a guy who is immune to the "you're hot, let me be your servant in hopes you'll fark me" attitude. Now sometimes that can indeed be with negging. Other times it can be with just being laid back, enjoying your own life and not being wrapped up in finding a girl.

That's the thing. This thread, and all the rest like it, always turns into people arguing that negging works, and people arguing that it doesn't and that being comfortable with yourself and not wrapped up in her is the real key.

You're both right. Because both are just different ways you're breaking out of the box hot chicks expect you to be in. Either way you're showing that you're not someone who is going to fall over yourself trying to please her and be the best doormat she can find. Whether that's be disarming her hotness and taking that tool away from her from the get go by negging, or by being that sure of yourself and happy with your own life that you don't really get wound up over if she's hot or not. Both work.  And coincidentally, that's why douchebags and assholes seem to be so successful all the time. The chick isn't with him specifically because he's an asshole. But she is with him because he really believes he's the most awesome guy ever. It's the confidence/arrogance thing. Both are traits guys who believe in themselves have. It's confidence if it's tempered by reality and being a decent person. It's arrogance if it's unbound and causes you to look down on others. But most women can't tell the difference between the two. Again, it goes back to showing that you're not someone who is entranced by their charms. You can do that by being an arrogant asshole who just looks down on her, or by being a confident guy who loves his life and believes he's a great person to be around. Both work. That's why we end up with Fark arguments where both sides argue about what works from your own anecdotes and experiences. They both work.


Stop making sense. That's crazy talk around here.
 
2014-05-25 09:38:02 PM  

fredbox: Okay, the standard PUA advice. Try it 25 times, you'll get told to fark off 10 times, make 9 contacts that go no farther than you buying her a drink or two, get 4 drinks poured on your head, and get 1 one night stand or on-site fark in the restroom (her 3rd of the night). Also, enjoy your HPV/HSV2.


Ding!

Accuracy by Volume.
 
2014-05-25 09:40:49 PM  
The examples they have chosen are terrible examples, but in general the advice isn't as bad.

1.     Maybe after you've known her a while and know which nicknames she'll be okay with.
2.     If a comment like that comes out accidentally it's not that big a deal, but if you are scrutinizing her behavior in order to find something "nerdy," you're more likely to make her feel self-conscious.
3.     No.
4.     Acceptable sometimes.  Depends on where you are and not being too competitive or too patronizingly nice.
5.     Hell, no.
6.     Keep it light and infrequent.
7.     See #1
8.     Not repeatedly.
9.     If you do actually disagree with her, don't hide it, but phrase it more tactfully and respectfully.  Jokes are okay if it's appropriate.    Calling her out for being shallow is unwise.
10.  Not repeatedly.

None of these are raging turn-ons, BTW, and there are likely to be girls who get offended by them, but that's their boundaries they're establishing.  But for most of these, whether they are appropriate or not depends on what kind of relationship you and your gf have.   These seem more appropriate for long-term couples than first dates.

/Personal opinion.  Other women may or may not agree.
 
2014-05-25 09:45:46 PM  

99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip


Ribbed for her pleasure?
 
2014-05-25 09:45:58 PM  

taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: But if a woman hints that you're going overboard doing one of these things, take it as a helpful hint

Sorry, but bullshiat. Most of your post was ok, but that part is just nonsense. You can NEVER expect people to understand a message you didn't give them. If you want someone to know something, tell them. Be direct. Tell the truth. Use clear sentences and facts. Tell them what you're thinking. The "hints and signals" thing is a farked up game women play when they're too timid to tell someone what they're thinking, or don't want to feel bad about a confrontation. So they drop hints hoping the guy will somehow read their mind and just guess correctly what he thinks she wants him to do but didn't actually tell him. Then she pushes the blame onto the guy for not getting it, much like what you are doing now.

Want someone to understand something? Farking tell them. Stop the hints and signals bullshiat and use your words to convey and idea like an adult. If you can't do that, it's your fault when things get messed up, not the guy's.


Everything changed after 9/11.
 
2014-05-25 09:49:22 PM  

jenny next: The examples they have chosen are terrible examples, but in general the advice isn't as bad.

1.     Maybe after you've known her a while and know which nicknames she'll be okay with.
2.     If a comment like that comes out accidentally it's not that big a deal, but if you are scrutinizing her behavior in order to find something "nerdy," you're more likely to make her feel self-conscious.
3.     No.
4.     Acceptable sometimes.  Depends on where you are and not being too competitive or too patronizingly nice.
5.     Hell, no.
6.     Keep it light and infrequent.
7.     See #1
8.     Not repeatedly.
9.     If you do actually disagree with her, don't hide it, but phrase it more tactfully and respectfully.  Jokes are okay if it's appropriate.    Calling her out for being shallow is unwise.
10.  Not repeatedly.

None of these are raging turn-ons, BTW, and there are likely to be girls who get offended by them, but that's their boundaries they're establishing.  But for most of these, whether they are appropriate or not depends on what kind of relationship you and your gf have.   These seem more appropriate for long-term couples than first dates.

/Personal opinion.  Other women may or may not agree.


Geez, you people and your lists.

/you people
 
2014-05-25 09:57:02 PM  

o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?


Didn't you read the article?
 
2014-05-25 10:01:21 PM  

kroonermanblack: thespindrifter: If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight

Why? Women like the attention, the free drinks, and the sex just as much as men. They would still go out. They're currently simply choosing from among a pool of self selecting candidates. The guys who are 'too chicken' to ask girls out don't. The ones who do tend to be more 'alpha'; assertive, self confident, agressive.

The guys who have a lot of success with this tend to become even more alpha; they aren't on some magic willy wonka trip or something, if this doesn't work, they move on to the next target.

Of course I've been using Eharmony for like a year without any quantifiable success, so what the fark do I know.  Apparently 'So, I'm in AA, have been for a few years, that ok?' as a second or third question is a dealbreaker, haha. But it's part of my life so fark it. There are a ton of other chicks on the site who can and will be happy to ignore me, so it's on to the next one.


I for one, appreciate the honesty. I wish more men would give me the credit to accept them as they are instead of pretending to be what they " think" I want.
We are who we are. People can take it or leave it right?
 
2014-05-25 10:04:18 PM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.


'Alphas' and 'Betas' don't even exist in the wild, the studies showing that about wolves used wolves that weren't from the same pack or even area and were herded into zoos. I'm not even going into why you want to mimic animal behavior. Seriously, is it  that hard to go to a bar or set up a Fetlife account and say 'hey, want to go have sex?'. No-strings-attached sex is a thing, and yes, there are women willing to sleep with even your needy, pathetic ass.
 
2014-05-25 10:05:30 PM  

audiblesmile: kroonermanblack: thespindrifter: If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight

Why? Women like the attention, the free drinks, and the sex just as much as men. They would still go out. They're currently simply choosing from among a pool of self selecting candidates. The guys who are 'too chicken' to ask girls out don't. The ones who do tend to be more 'alpha'; assertive, self confident, agressive.

The guys who have a lot of success with this tend to become even more alpha; they aren't on some magic willy wonka trip or something, if this doesn't work, they move on to the next target.

Of course I've been using Eharmony for like a year without any quantifiable success, so what the fark do I know.  Apparently 'So, I'm in AA, have been for a few years, that ok?' as a second or third question is a dealbreaker, haha. But it's part of my life so fark it. There are a ton of other chicks on the site who can and will be happy to ignore me, so it's on to the next one.

I for one, appreciate the honesty. I wish more men would give me the credit to accept them as they are instead of pretending to be what they " think" I want.
We are who we are. People can take it or leave it right?


Just tell them to fart when they need to.
 
2014-05-25 10:05:53 PM  

bingethinker: If a woman feels degraded by that, she's doing me a favor if she stays away from me.


I'm pretty sure everybody wins in that situation.  *tips fedora chivalrously*
 
2014-05-25 10:06:44 PM  

PsiChick: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

'Alphas' and 'Betas' don't even exist in the wild, the studies showing that about wolves used wolves that weren't from the same pack or even area and were herded into zoos. I'm not even going into why you want to mimic animal behavior. Seriously, is it  that hard to go to a bar or set up a Fetlife account and say 'hey, want to go have sex?'. No-strings-attached sex is a thing, and yes, there are women willing to sleep with even your needy, pathetic ass.


Bwahahahahahahahahaha. So many prostitutes. So many.
 
2014-05-25 10:07:33 PM  

PsiChick: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

'Alphas' and 'Betas' don't even exist in the wild, the studies showing that about wolves used wolves that weren't from the same pack or even area and were herded into zoos. I'm not even going into why you want to mimic animal behavior. Seriously, is it  that hard to go to a bar or set up a Fetlife account and say 'hey, want to go have sex?'. No-strings-attached sex is a thing, and yes, there are women willing to sleep with even your needy, pathetic ass.


What about Omegas? Because I'm pretty confident about my chances if I'm the last man on earth. At least, from what women tell me.
 
2014-05-25 10:13:08 PM  

Snarfangel: PsiChick: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

'Alphas' and 'Betas' don't even exist in the wild, the studies showing that about wolves used wolves that weren't from the same pack or even area and were herded into zoos. I'm not even going into why you want to mimic animal behavior. Seriously, is it  that hard to go to a bar or set up a Fetlife account and say 'hey, want to go have sex?'. No-strings-attached sex is a thing, and yes, there are women willing to sleep with even your needy, pathetic ass.

What about Omegas? Because I'm pretty confident about my chances if I'm the last man on earth. At least, from what women tell me.


Not with any women in this thread. They have nuclular-powered Hitachi's.
 
2014-05-25 10:13:39 PM  

taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.


What do you mean that I find doggie style to be demeaning?  I was pushing my mashed potatoes around with my fork for at least 2 minutes!
 
2014-05-25 10:13:51 PM  
Great thread.
 
2014-05-25 10:14:05 PM  

taurusowner: You can NEVER expect people to understand a message you didn't give them. If you want someone to know something, tell them. Be direct. Tell the truth. Use clear sentences and facts. Tell them what you're thinking. The "hints and signals" thing is a farked up game women play when they're too timid to tell someone what they're thinking, or don't want to feel bad about a confrontation. So they drop hints hoping the guy will somehow read their mind and just guess correctly what he thinks she wants him to do but didn't actually tell him. Then she pushes the blame onto the guy for not getting it, much like what you are doing now.

Want someone to understand something? Farking tell them. Stop the hints and signals bullshiat and use your words to convey and idea like an adult. If you can't do that, it's your fault when things get messed up, not the guy's.


So, what would you say to a situation that is reversed? ie, the female is direct and the man gets super cagey?
 
2014-05-25 10:15:19 PM  

Rixel: taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.

What do you mean that you don't realize that I find doggie style to be demeaning?  I was pushing my mashed potatoes around with my fork for at least 2 minutes!


Dammit....FTFM
 
2014-05-25 10:20:16 PM  

Aello: thespindrifter: Witness99: I have gay male friends that act exactly like his list (most of it, anyway).

Let's have a dance off!

Deep rooted gay culture is about use and abuse, which is why there is a strong overlap between the gay crowd & the Sadomasochist lifestyle. LOTS of daddy issues, low self esteem, and generally abusive behavior. It's sad to see.

Ummmm...Seriously? The people I know in the BDSM lifestyle are very strong people with very few issues. No one has "daddy issues", VERY few have self esteem issues and in fact I've seen people build their self esteem in the lifestyle. Being in space is a hypnotic state and yes, there are those who could take advantage of that, but people I know use that space to build others up.


meh
there are nuts in all groups ...
 
2014-05-25 10:23:29 PM  
Belittling women has always worked for me.
 
2014-05-25 10:31:42 PM  

ghare: Laobaojun: Wow.  The only women who fall for this crap are covered by rule #1; "Don't go to bed with someone who has more problems than you do."

Seriously,  this is from some sort of "players' handbook", and guarantees that you'll spend all your time in the company of 'daddy issues' girls.  I would rather stick a spoon in my eye than get involved with a needy, clingy, insecure woman who would fall for that nonsense.

I just tell them my name is Laobaojun. Problem solved.


Only works if she's a Chinese daddy issues girl.  The cognitive dissonance of hearing a white guy say that is amazing.
 
2014-05-25 10:41:19 PM  

ladyfortuna: taurusowner: You can NEVER expect people to understand a message you didn't give them. If you want someone to know something, tell them. Be direct. Tell the truth. Use clear sentences and facts. Tell them what you're thinking. The "hints and signals" thing is a farked up game women play when they're too timid to tell someone what they're thinking, or don't want to feel bad about a confrontation. So they drop hints hoping the guy will somehow read their mind and just guess correctly what he thinks she wants him to do but didn't actually tell him. Then she pushes the blame onto the guy for not getting it, much like what you are doing now.

Want someone to understand something? Farking tell them. Stop the hints and signals bullshiat and use your words to convey and idea like an adult. If you can't do that, it's your fault when things get messed up, not the guy's.

So, what would you say to a situation that is reversed? ie, the female is direct and the man gets super cagey?


He is married.
 
2014-05-25 10:45:13 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Didn't you read the article?


I did, but i have a shiat memory.

Refresh me please?
 
2014-05-25 10:55:35 PM  

o'really: StoPPeRmobile: o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Didn't you read the article?

I did, but i have a shiat memory.

Refresh me please?


I had a joke when I posted but I forgot.
 
2014-05-25 10:59:00 PM  
What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:

ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com


What any woman with any self esteem sees:

blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2014-05-25 11:04:06 PM  

mudesi: What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:




What any woman with any self esteem sees:


Meh, white knighting in a PUA thread won't get you laid.
 
2014-05-25 11:07:05 PM  

mudesi: What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 370x333]


What any woman with any self esteem sees:

[blogs.ocweekly.com image 314x314]


2.bp.blogspot.com

/GTFOML
 
2014-05-25 11:22:13 PM  

o'really: StoPPeRmobile: o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Didn't you read the article?

I did, but i have a shiat memory.

Refresh me please?


Ribbed, teasing, article.
 
2014-05-25 11:45:25 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: mudesi: What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:

What any woman with any self esteem sees:

Meh, white knighting in a PUA thread won't get you laid.


LOL.  Do you know how easy it is to get laid?  This is the problem with you losers who think of yourselves as these pick up artists who know how to "play the game".

You don't have to go for the hottie.  There's tons of plain Jane's out there willing to fark your nerdy self.  If it's really all just about getting sex, what's the big fuss?  You don't need to do all that bullshiat.  First of all, it DOES NOT WORK.  Beautiful women know they're beautiful.  They will fark whoever they want and no amount negging and teasing is going to do anything for your pimpled, buck toothed, loser self.

Second of all, for the rare times that you do get laid, it wasn't because of anything you did.  If that were the case, you'd get laid all the time.  But you don't.  If you had to neg and tease and "play" 100 different women and one of them (FOR HER REASONS) decided to let you fark her, you have a 1% success rate.  That's not you being a pick up artist, that's just a farking numbers game.  A million monkeys on a million typewriters will write out a phrase from Shakespeare in a million years, and all that.
 
2014-05-25 11:48:57 PM  
I don't know shiat about picking up chicks since a) they approach me and b) I was only single once at bar-going age and didn't go to any bars during that time -- for about three weeks when I was 22.  But all these are good tips if you're a pizza guy trying to flirt better tips out of female customers, trust me.  Make enough eye contact and an attractive girl will get distracted by something because she's DYING for you to look her up and down.  Probably helps to not be "creepy", aka ugly or desperate, though.

/from NYC area so having a personality, being an A-hole and having unwarranted confidence all come second nature
 
2014-05-25 11:57:52 PM  
Someone got paid to write that shiat.

WTF is this world coming to?
 
2014-05-26 12:00:43 AM  

Theaetetus: bboy: These are not bad tips.  In fact, they're good tips.

Guys who say they're outrageous or girls who act like they'd throw their drink in the face of any guy that tried them are saying that because they just read this article and the tips are worded in a way that makes them sound horrible.

Holy shiat, Elliot Rodger is posting  from beyond the grave!


Don't call him a PUA. He never even approached. He sat back and stared at girls and got mad that they didn't come to him. That little shiat had no game in him. Do not lay it on us. If he knew what the f*ck he was doing, he'd have gotten laid. PUA saves lives. It is precisely the set of tools needed to turn pissed off, socially paranoid losers into confident studs. Every time this happens, there is one less ticking timebomb in the world.
 
2014-05-26 12:03:24 AM  

supayoda: Alternative for those who wish to maybe get laid: "Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Can I buy you a drink?" (Notice: ONE DRINK. While getting her sloshed might help some of you, it's generally not recommended, and you won't have spent a fortune on a dead end if she's not into you.) Follow with asking her name, where she's from, and about her interests and have a normal, non-awkward conversation before asking for her number. You're welcome, gentlemen.


Yes, you'd like me to spend my money on you, wouldn't you?

Nice try. Buy your own f*cking drinks.
 
2014-05-26 12:07:10 AM  

fredbox: Okay, the standard PUA advice. Try it 25 times, you'll get told to fark off 10 times, make 9 contacts that go no farther than you buying her a drink or two, get 4 drinks poured on your head, and get 1 one night stand or on-site fark in the restroom (her 3rd of the night). Also, enjoy your HPV/HSV2.


PUAs don't buy drinks. And you keep humoring that fantasy that you have it better than us. We don't mind. We're in your bed, f*cking your wives right now. And we get away with it, because we actually understand human psychology. Your little karma tantrum doesn't look anything like the real world. You want men who have lots of sex to be punished for it, because that feels right. It's no different than slut shaming (which, by the way, your little rant also engages in, you misogynistic twat.)
 
2014-05-26 12:10:12 AM  

mudesi: What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:

[ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com image 370x333]


What any woman with any self esteem sees:

[blogs.ocweekly.com image 314x314]


Yes, every woman who sleeps with guys she meets in bars is a broken, psychological train wreck.

Why do PUA critics get away with slut shaming?
 
2014-05-26 12:10:28 AM  

sweatybronson: At first, I was like 'this guy's from Boston, everyone from Boston's an arsehole.'

And then I remembered that I have a pudgy ginger friend who's from Boston and has plenty of success with women and is currently dating a very attractive, nice, millionaire.

Generally speaking, though, a few of these are fine.

Number 4 (challenge her to something silly) and Number 10 (accusing her of hitting on you) are fine.

Whatever.

I was having a heart to heart with my roommate. He was all 'Brett, why don't we have girlfriends?' And I was all 'when was the last time you asked a girl out?' and he hadn't done it.  Within a few months, we both had girlfriends after being like 'oh, we should ask a girl out if we like her.'


The main thing about PUA and all that crap is that it forces you to actually ask girls out. So, yes, going from not asking girls out to asking them out is going to increase your success.

Talk to girls and be someone they like to be around (which depends on what kind of girl they are). Don't be creepy. At some point ask them out on a date. It's as simple as that.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.


Welcome to the friend zone.
Women like guys who are spontaneous and fun. At the same time they CLAIM to want a nice, stable guy who's never late with the mortgage and always remembers her birthday. They will marry the stable guy then fark around with the spontaneous guy.
Then blame Mr Stable for the divorce because he's boring and take half his money.
Anyone who tells you different is lying to you and they are not your friend. It's just the way it is.
 
2014-05-26 12:11:44 AM  

Tommy Moo: misogynistic twat


applause.gif
 
2014-05-26 12:11:49 AM  

ReverendJynxed: audiblesmile: Or how about being yourself and not a fraud. Pretty pathetic to have to act or trick someone into liking you.


Approves.


Right. Like THAT'S gonna work. LOL
 
2014-05-26 12:14:02 AM  

Tommy Moo: Theaetetus: bboy: These are not bad tips.  In fact, they're good tips.

Guys who say they're outrageous or girls who act like they'd throw their drink in the face of any guy that tried them are saying that because they just read this article and the tips are worded in a way that makes them sound horrible.

Holy shiat, Elliot Rodger is posting  from beyond the grave!

Don't call him a PUA. He never even approached. He sat back and stared at girls and got mad that they didn't come to him. That little shiat had no game in him. Do not lay it on us. If he knew what the f*ck he was doing, he'd have gotten laid. PUA saves lives. It is precisely the set of tools needed to turn pissed off, socially paranoid losers into confident studs. Every time this happens, there is one less ticking timebomb in the world.


the more ironic depressing thought will be all of the 'beta' women who will start tweeting and posting on how hot/attractive he was and how they would have gotten with him...if he would have asked them.  some of them probably knew him personally and could have asked him out.
 
2014-05-26 12:14:57 AM  

mudesi: StoPPeRmobile: mudesi: What guys who use this "pick up artist" bullshiat see in themselves:

What any woman with any self esteem sees:

Meh, white knighting in a PUA thread won't get you laid.

LOL.  Do you know how easy it is to get laid?  This is the problem with you losers who think of yourselves as these pick up artists who know how to "play the game".

You don't have to go for the hottie.  There's tons of plain Jane's out there willing to fark your nerdy self.  If it's really all just about getting sex, what's the big fuss?  You don't need to do all that bullshiat.  First of all, it DOES NOT WORK.  Beautiful women know they're beautiful.  They will fark whoever they want and no amount negging and teasing is going to do anything for your pimpled, buck toothed, loser self.

Second of all, for the rare times that you do get laid, it wasn't because of anything you did.  If that were the case, you'd get laid all the time.  But you don't.  If you had to neg and tease and "play" 100 different women and one of them (FOR HER REASONS) decided to let you fark her, you have a 1% success rate.  That's not you being a pick up artist, that's just a farking numbers game.  A million monkeys on a million typewriters will write out a phrase from Shakespeare in a million years, and all that.


You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you lose.
 
2014-05-26 12:22:54 AM  

supayoda: Alternative for those who wish to maybe get laid: "Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Can I buy you a drink?" (Notice: ONE DRINK. While getting her sloshed might help some of you, it's generally not recommended, and you won't have spent a fortune on a dead end if she's not into you.)

Follow with asking her name -

considered a lame pickup line/opening...banal at best

where she's from- again a lame opening, who doesn't ask this; also try 'what's your major' if in college, why do you need to know where she is from ,are you planning on stalking her later?

and about her interests - at this point her interests are not you. really, what are your interests?  Why not ask her what her favorite website is?

and have a normal, non-awkward conversation before asking for her number. You're welcome, gentlemen.

You just met someone 30 seconds ago and you are continuing to talk to them, it is going to be awkward....I don't care if it is Tom Brady hitting on a woman, it will be an awkward conversation.

here is the truth, keep asking banal safe questions (even the ones above, have about 20 ready at your disposal...are you here with friends, come here often, etc.) if you asked five of them and gotten one word responses with no reciprocal questions, move on...otherwise continue the Barbara Walters interview in the hopes you can make her cry at the end of the night in disappointment.
 
2014-05-26 12:24:03 AM  
Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.
 
2014-05-26 12:29:56 AM  

Hyjamon: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

I recall a bit about this topic....Women say they hate pick-up lines, but they have all heard one they loved. I would bet half the women in here wouldn't be sitting next to your guy tonight if it weren't because of some lame pick-up line.

it is tough to talk to women (or anyone for that matter) with a cold open, so you have to start somewhere, hence the cheesy lame pick-up line opposed to asking about someones opinion on the reconstruction of Germany following the second world war.


If a male came up to me and asked me my opinion on the reconstruction of Germany after WWII as his cold open, I would grab him and drag him back to my place without further ado.

/to show him my impressive collection of European history books
//if you know what I mean
///no, really, I've got some pretty cool volumes
 
2014-05-26 12:32:02 AM  

fredbox: Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.


to be fair, everyone needs practice.  how many of us got with someone once for a night and they were wanting to get married on the second date? (lesbians excluded)

to find a long-term thing, need to first learn to get into a short-term thing, so that when you see something for long-term potential, you can at least get it started.  yes, picking up someone in a bar probably won't be a successful endeavor that will lead to an engagement, but with those skills, when that bookish yet hot person joins your book club, you will be able to ask her out and see if it can become something of importance.  Otherwise you will sit there wishing she would make the first move (or life forces the issue), or you will make a terrible opening, or someone else more confident/aggressive will steal her away.
 
2014-05-26 12:34:46 AM  

bingethinker: Summer Glau's Love Slave: bingethinker: Fail tag must be for Subby, who squats in the basement and never kids around with women.
You got all that from a 19 word headline?[c1.staticflickr.com image 437x400]

/I don't like roofies.
//They taste bad.

No, I got that from actually reading the article.


1/10.

That's some good trolling there, Lou.
 
2014-05-26 12:37:39 AM  
Hyjamon:

to be fair, everyone needs practice.  how many of us got with someone once for a night and they were wanting to get married on the second date? (lesbians excluded)


Who said anything about getting married? Life's just fine with a FWB or two or three and the occasional hot tub party.
 
2014-05-26 12:39:16 AM  

mementomoria: Hyjamon: thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.

If that were even remotely real, the club and bar 'scene' would disappear overnight. The reason why abusive assholes continue to exist is because women love it. Betas finish last, and Alphas win by basically using this exact ploy.

The real trick is to find the middle ground between being a sucker of a nice guy or turning into a tool. It's a rare skill.

I recall a bit about this topic....Women say they hate pick-up lines, but they have all heard one they loved. I would bet half the women in here wouldn't be sitting next to your guy tonight if it weren't because of some lame pick-up line.

it is tough to talk to women (or anyone for that matter) with a cold open, so you have to start somewhere, hence the cheesy lame pick-up line opposed to asking about someones opinion on the reconstruction of Germany following the second world war.

If a male came up to me and asked me my opinion on the reconstruction of Germany after WWII as his cold open, I would grab him and drag him back to my place without further ado.

/to show him my impressive collection of European history books
//if you know what I mean
///no, really, I've got some pretty cool volumes


before we head back to your place, how do you feel about whips?

www.themovieguys.net
 
2014-05-26 12:41:22 AM  

audiblesmile: thespindrifter: Jim_Callahan: Someone should probably tell this guy that negging doesn't actually  work.  Sure, sometimes you'll still get laid, but it's more an "in spite of" thing where the woman is also there looking to get laid and she knows she won't have to put up with your annoying habits for more than a couple hours.

It'll rarely if ever  increase your chances, beyond just padding out the conversation a bit.

If negging doesn't work, then please explain to me why it's the oldest and most used tool in the PUA's toolbox? Yeah, about that: women who hang out in bars are damaged goods. They are either there to drown their sorrows, or like you said: to get laid. The kind of women who pick up strange from bars have esteem issues, and are easily manipulated by screwing with their self worth. They want to believe that they are doing the choosing, and rejection weakens them. I've seen it done over and over again for decades. The best manipulator wins every time. Women with baggage are ripe for the picking by a pickup artist, and that is the bulk of women who need a bar to find a lay.

Do you find being a narrow minded blow hard helps to attract women?


It sure helps him attract my ignore list.
 
2014-05-26 12:47:43 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: ladyfortuna:

So, what would you say to a situation that is reversed? ie, the female is direct and the man gets super cagey?

He is married.


Nope. Recently divorced.
 
2014-05-26 12:57:54 AM  

fredbox: Tommy Moo: misogynistic twat

applause.gif


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-26 01:35:53 AM  

Ringshadow: strip mario kart


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-05-26 02:00:40 AM  
Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?
 
2014-05-26 07:26:31 AM  

fredbox: Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.


About 80% of them were what you'd call a five night stand. Maybe 10% became relationships lasting somewhere between a month and a few months. The remaining 10% were one time things, and we were both ok with that.
 
2014-05-26 07:31:17 AM  

taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.


You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth.
 
2014-05-26 07:33:11 AM  

Hermione_Granger: t excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.

Truth means no anal? Right?
 
2014-05-26 08:08:32 AM  

Rixel: Rixel: taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.

What do you mean that you don't realize that I find doggie style to be demeaning?  I was pushing my mashed potatoes around with my fork for at least 2 minutes!

Dammit....FTFM


Ah, ok. because that first one was confusing.

But here's  a sample of some text conversations I had with a guy I met at the library and gave my number too when he asked, becaue he was handsome and we were reading the same book.

Him: Good morning sexy
Me: How are you?
Him: I'm good beautiful. Headed to work soon
Me: Same here. I hope you have a great day.
Him: You too, gorgeous.

After a week of texts where he managed to squeeze in a compliment in nearly every single text I finally spoke up.
 Him: Good morning beautiful.

Me: Hello
Him: Wyd Queen?
Me: Just enjoying a relaxing Saturday morning.
Him: Oh, I'm sorry, beautiful
Me: Sorry? Why hon?
Him: I didn't mean to interrupt your downtime
Me: No, I'm glad to hear from you
Him: Really? Thanks gorgeous.
Me: That's sweet. But you don't have to include a compliment in every text
Him: What you don't like compliments? I guess my grandmother taught me wrong.
Me: I just don't want you to feel like you have to include a compliment with every text.
Him: Fine, I didn't mean to offend you be telling you you're beautiful. I guess some women don't appreciate a man telling them that they're beautiful. You are gorgeous you know.


Yeah, I don't think I ever answered any of this guy's texts again after that last exchange. What was the point? It wasn't about me. It was just about how many compliments he could squeeze in to make it seem like he was being flattering. It was annoying.

I thought I was direct, but polite. Instead he chose to see at as a problem I have not accepting compliments gracefully from men, instead of him just reflexively spouting insincere words. And then he added yet another compliment.

He may have been reading Plato's Republic, but knows nothing about women.
 
2014-05-26 08:55:51 AM  

Hermione_Granger: It was just about how many compliments he could squeeze in to make it seem like he was being flattering. It was annoying.


A compliment every text is indeed a strange social tick.
 
2014-05-26 09:01:49 AM  

W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?



I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.
 
2014-05-26 09:34:39 AM  

Nidiot: W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?


I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.


Do you want them breeding?
 
2014-05-26 09:47:48 AM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.


Either that, or the women smart enough to pull that off stay out of bars because of assholes like that. It's not like hot women have to work very hard to get men to talk to them, bar or no, and anyone with 2 brain cells figures it out pretty quick.
 
2014-05-26 12:17:51 PM  

Tommy Moo: fredbox: Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.

About 80% of them were what you'd call a five night stand. Maybe 10% became relationships lasting somewhere between a month and a few months. The remaining 10% were one time things, and we were both ok with that.


10/10

Good one

You get more top shelf pussy than you can shake a stick at? You made friends that can last a lifetime?
 
2014-05-26 12:25:10 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: o'really: StoPPeRmobile: o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Didn't you read the article?

I did, but i have a shiat memory.

Refresh me please?

Ribbed, teasing, article.


Omg I'm dense. Awesome.

Clearly the techniques from the article would work on me. Which is really sad, since i know a guy who makes a very good living as a pua, and he's shared some of his techniques with me.

I wonder if the guy i met this weekend used pua stuff on me. He talked a damn good game. He was like "I'm gonna do .... to you and ....", i was like fark yeah!

Follow through was terrible though.
 
2014-05-26 12:31:39 PM  

Nidiot: W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?


I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.


So having casual sex as a female makes one a "cum dumpster"?

A woman can't possibly enjoy casual sex when they're single, but also respect relationships and be good at them when they're in them?

Your limited view of the world is limiting.
 
2014-05-26 01:18:19 PM  

o'really: Nidiot: I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.

So having casual sex as a female makes one a "cum dumpster"?

A woman can't possibly enjoy casual sex when they're single, but also respect relationships and be good at them when they're in them?

Your limited view of the world is limiting.


Yeah that farker's a shining example of how sex-negativity can wreak havoc on one's attitude toward gender differences and overall human diversity. The idea that men enjoy sex is begrudgingly tolerated because that's expected (we  are all pigs, after all). But a woman does it and there's something wrong with her. Why would a woman be a pig? That's beneath her and worthy of scorn and shame.

Honestly I don't know why these types even bother having romantic relationships at all when they could just have a platonic girfriend or a dog or something. Imo it's just as bad as men who mislead women about being relationship material when really they're just trying to get in their pants. Taking what you can and resisting when it's your turn to give. Tsk.
 
2014-05-26 08:43:29 PM  
What PUAs completely miss, is that if you make friends with women, you'll learn that some of them are, in fact, sexually open, and looking for a bit of fun with an equal instead of being "conquered". Furthermore, you increase the chance that the two of you will be hanging out when they actually get horny. Finally, you increase the chance that you'll be hanging out with more than one of them at a time when they actually get horny. How many PUAs have ever experienced a spontaneous 5-way?
 
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