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2014-05-26 12:47:43 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: ladyfortuna:

So, what would you say to a situation that is reversed? ie, the female is direct and the man gets super cagey?

He is married.


Nope. Recently divorced.
 
2014-05-26 12:57:54 AM  

fredbox: Tommy Moo: misogynistic twat

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img.fark.net
 
2014-05-26 01:35:53 AM  

Ringshadow: strip mario kart


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-05-26 02:00:40 AM  
Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?
 
2014-05-26 07:26:31 AM  

fredbox: Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.


About 80% of them were what you'd call a five night stand. Maybe 10% became relationships lasting somewhere between a month and a few months. The remaining 10% were one time things, and we were both ok with that.
 
2014-05-26 07:31:17 AM  

taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.


You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth.
 
2014-05-26 07:33:11 AM  

Hermione_Granger: t excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.

Truth means no anal? Right?
 
2014-05-26 08:08:32 AM  

Rixel: Rixel: taurusowner: Hermione_Granger: So maybe I shouldn't have said, dropping a hint but the idea is the same. If a woman says, hey, you're complimenting me to much or hey, you're calling me to much, then cut it out

And that's fine, if that's what they're actually doing. If they really are actually saying "You're doing ____. I would like it more if you would instead do _____" then awesome. But if it's some weird mix of the silent treatment or making up bullshiat excuses and just hoping the guy just thinks "Ahhhh i get it now, but not talking to me and saying she's doing X tonight but posting on Facebook that she's doing Y, she's really trying to tell me ___" the chick is entirely wrong. Yet too often that's exactly what women do because they don't want to feel uncomfortable just telling the truth.

What do you mean that you don't realize that I find doggie style to be demeaning?  I was pushing my mashed potatoes around with my fork for at least 2 minutes!

Dammit....FTFM


Ah, ok. because that first one was confusing.

But here's  a sample of some text conversations I had with a guy I met at the library and gave my number too when he asked, becaue he was handsome and we were reading the same book.

Him: Good morning sexy
Me: How are you?
Him: I'm good beautiful. Headed to work soon
Me: Same here. I hope you have a great day.
Him: You too, gorgeous.

After a week of texts where he managed to squeeze in a compliment in nearly every single text I finally spoke up.
 Him: Good morning beautiful.

Me: Hello
Him: Wyd Queen?
Me: Just enjoying a relaxing Saturday morning.
Him: Oh, I'm sorry, beautiful
Me: Sorry? Why hon?
Him: I didn't mean to interrupt your downtime
Me: No, I'm glad to hear from you
Him: Really? Thanks gorgeous.
Me: That's sweet. But you don't have to include a compliment in every text
Him: What you don't like compliments? I guess my grandmother taught me wrong.
Me: I just don't want you to feel like you have to include a compliment with every text.
Him: Fine, I didn't mean to offend you be telling you you're beautiful. I guess some women don't appreciate a man telling them that they're beautiful. You are gorgeous you know.


Yeah, I don't think I ever answered any of this guy's texts again after that last exchange. What was the point? It wasn't about me. It was just about how many compliments he could squeeze in to make it seem like he was being flattering. It was annoying.

I thought I was direct, but polite. Instead he chose to see at as a problem I have not accepting compliments gracefully from men, instead of him just reflexively spouting insincere words. And then he added yet another compliment.

He may have been reading Plato's Republic, but knows nothing about women.
 
2014-05-26 08:55:51 AM  

Hermione_Granger: It was just about how many compliments he could squeeze in to make it seem like he was being flattering. It was annoying.


A compliment every text is indeed a strange social tick.
 
2014-05-26 09:01:49 AM  

W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?



I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.
 
2014-05-26 09:34:39 AM  

Nidiot: W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?


I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.


Do you want them breeding?
 
2014-05-26 09:47:48 AM  

thespindrifter: ciberido: thespindrifter: Ah, the treasured "Neg'"... seems to work perfectly on all the non-lesbo feminazis with low self esteem, but exponentially so if you are 1) rich, 2) built like Dwayne Johnson, 3) all of the above.

There's an xkcd for every Fark thread.

Too bad the percentage of women who could actually be smart enough to pull that off is so substantially small that it pretty much never happens in real life. That cartoon right there is nothing more than a Joss Wheadon "Ass kicking hot chick" absurdist fantasy.


Either that, or the women smart enough to pull that off stay out of bars because of assholes like that. It's not like hot women have to work very hard to get men to talk to them, bar or no, and anyone with 2 brain cells figures it out pretty quick.
 
2014-05-26 12:17:51 PM  

Tommy Moo: fredbox: Tommy Moo:
You clearly have no idea what the community is like. Those stats aren't anywhere near reality, so I'm going to spell it out from my own life for you: I approached hundreds of girls in college. By the time I graduated, I had kissed five or six and slept with three, in four years (all "plain Jane's, as you put it.) In grad school I got into Game and both the quantity and quality skyrocketed. You're suggesting the batting average for PUAs is around .010? Mine was more like .500 for a phone number, .300 for a kiss, and .200 for a "full close." One out of every five girls I approaced I ended up farking. That's a twenty fold increase in success rate. You want this stuff to not work, but you ...

So what percentage thought it was good enough to come back for more than one round?

There's a reason some of you need to play for numbers.

About 80% of them were what you'd call a five night stand. Maybe 10% became relationships lasting somewhere between a month and a few months. The remaining 10% were one time things, and we were both ok with that.


10/10

Good one

You get more top shelf pussy than you can shake a stick at? You made friends that can last a lifetime?
 
2014-05-26 12:25:10 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: o'really: StoPPeRmobile: o'really: 99.998er: It really isn't that hard guys. Follow the basic guidelines and you will be OK:

*practice good hygiene
*dress nice
*be polite
*have a huge schlong with warts on the tip

Ribbed for her pleasure?

Didn't you read the article?

I did, but i have a shiat memory.

Refresh me please?

Ribbed, teasing, article.


Omg I'm dense. Awesome.

Clearly the techniques from the article would work on me. Which is really sad, since i know a guy who makes a very good living as a pua, and he's shared some of his techniques with me.

I wonder if the guy i met this weekend used pua stuff on me. He talked a damn good game. He was like "I'm gonna do .... to you and ....", i was like fark yeah!

Follow through was terrible though.
 
2014-05-26 12:31:39 PM  

Nidiot: W_Scarlet: Hmm.. huge rant or intelligent brevity... ego vs. timing... ah well... keep it simple, stupid...

I keep seeing this phrase floating in the comments, "women with baggage"... seems to me most of that baggage stems from asshole PUAs who want to demean them, use them, and then throw them away.

I can't fathom why anyone would put up with it... but what really confuses the hell out of me is why any guy would think it's sexy.

Genuine confidence is sexy... but genuine confidence wants to inspire confidence in everyone it touches. It isn't afraid of not being in the spotlight, or of someone who might be more or better or different. In that, it differs from arrogance, which is what PUAs seem to have in common.

Someone once told me that they fell for me the moment I stopped to remind them they were worth caring about.

We'll be celebrating our 10th anniversary this year.

What have you PUAs been doing with your time?


I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.


So having casual sex as a female makes one a "cum dumpster"?

A woman can't possibly enjoy casual sex when they're single, but also respect relationships and be good at them when they're in them?

Your limited view of the world is limiting.
 
2014-05-26 01:18:19 PM  

o'really: Nidiot: I assume they've been out trying to find some slam-pieces to slam. Evidently some guys will just never care at all about the women they pump and dump, hell why would they once they've got theirs. Apparently some women are quite happy with the role of cum-dumpster, it makes them liberated, or it proves they enjoy sex, or something, I don't understand it at all, but whatever. Either way, it would appear some people despise the idea of relationships, but hold farking as the pinnacle of human achievements, even though the dumbest animals can do it. I say anything that helps these people find each other is fine with me.

So having casual sex as a female makes one a "cum dumpster"?

A woman can't possibly enjoy casual sex when they're single, but also respect relationships and be good at them when they're in them?

Your limited view of the world is limiting.


Yeah that farker's a shining example of how sex-negativity can wreak havoc on one's attitude toward gender differences and overall human diversity. The idea that men enjoy sex is begrudgingly tolerated because that's expected (we  are all pigs, after all). But a woman does it and there's something wrong with her. Why would a woman be a pig? That's beneath her and worthy of scorn and shame.

Honestly I don't know why these types even bother having romantic relationships at all when they could just have a platonic girfriend or a dog or something. Imo it's just as bad as men who mislead women about being relationship material when really they're just trying to get in their pants. Taking what you can and resisting when it's your turn to give. Tsk.
 
2014-05-26 08:43:29 PM  
What PUAs completely miss, is that if you make friends with women, you'll learn that some of them are, in fact, sexually open, and looking for a bit of fun with an equal instead of being "conquered". Furthermore, you increase the chance that the two of you will be hanging out when they actually get horny. Finally, you increase the chance that you'll be hanging out with more than one of them at a time when they actually get horny. How many PUAs have ever experienced a spontaneous 5-way?
 
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