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(Entertainment Weekly)   Why click on a link to the twenty best bikinis in movies and television? Because it's Sunday, that's why. Do you really need any more reason?   (ew.com) divider line 84
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2014-05-25 12:15:05 PM
No Barbara Eden?!? Made sure Phoebe Cates and Raquel Welch were there though.
 
2014-05-25 12:57:03 PM
Kirstie Alley? Really? Maybe 20+ years ago, but not from 2006.
 
2014-05-25 01:50:03 PM
Yeah, what about 20 best banana hammocks?
 
2014-05-25 02:01:01 PM

FunkOut: Yeah, what about 20 best banana hammocks?


aiminglow.com

/couldn't resist
//I like dudes but banana hammocks aren't a good look even under the best of circumstances.
 
2014-05-25 02:02:09 PM
No Heather Thomas from The Fall Guy?
 
2014-05-25 02:02:51 PM

FunkOut: Yeah, what about 20 best banana hammocks?


And coming in at number one: MC Hammer with "Pumps and a Bump."

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-25 02:07:17 PM
Please, submitters, always check to see if your slideshow can be de-slide-ified using the clusterfake site.

Like this.
 
2014-05-25 02:17:25 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-25 02:17:57 PM

Needlessly Complicated: FunkOut: Yeah, what about 20 best banana hammocks?

[aiminglow.com image 183x275]

/couldn't resist
//I like dudes but banana hammocks aren't a good look even under the best of circumstances.


Don't encourage him:

i14.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-25 02:19:38 PM
This thread needs more Salma Hayek.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

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And how about some Bettie Page, too? Sure, her movies weren't exactly theatrical releases, but she could work a bikini.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-25 02:23:06 PM
Whoa, a shot of the bikini from "The Sure Thing"! You don't see that movie referenced often.
 
2014-05-25 02:28:12 PM
Gah! Did not expect that Austin Powers shot.
 
2014-05-25 02:39:50 PM
Whoever posted that list with Devon Aoki (wtf is with her face?) and Kirstie Alley needs to see more movies.  

/Or masturbate to less weird porn.
 
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2014-05-25 02:47:30 PM
Those are the twenty best as chosen by the whitest fuddy duddy to ever dud fud.  Most rap videos have better bikinis.
 
2014-05-25 02:52:36 PM
Does this count?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-25 02:55:52 PM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
From the big dog...
 
2014-05-25 02:57:27 PM

Martonio: Whoever posted that list with Devon Aoki (wtf is with her face?)...


img2-2.timeinc.net img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-25 02:59:33 PM
Ann farking Margaret hell farking yes.
 
2014-05-25 03:01:50 PM

wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com



/Let us prlay
 
2014-05-25 03:02:14 PM
Ursula Andress, ftw, best Bond girl evah
 
2014-05-25 03:08:24 PM
 
2014-05-25 03:08:24 PM

Martonio: Whoever posted that list with Devon Aoki (wtf is with her face?)


She was a top fashion model. Her father is Japanese. What's up with her face is she made a fortune by being that good looking. Over 1/3 of the people on the planet are Asians. YMMV.
 
2014-05-25 03:08:48 PM

Apos: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 400x470]

/Let us prlay


At the risk of being Studman69, she is beautiful facially, but godDAM, is that a strange body.
 
2014-05-25 03:12:37 PM

Arachnophobe: This thread needs more Salma Hayek.

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And how about some Bettie Page, too? Sure, her movies weren't exactly theatrical releases, but she could work a bikini.

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"Too many Salma Hayek pictures" is a sentence that, at least in English, makes no sense.
Same can be said for Bettie Page.
 
2014-05-25 03:13:25 PM
No Katherine Heigle in My Father the Hero?

/Sitting over there.
 
2014-05-25 03:21:20 PM

darch: Apos: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 400x470]

/Let us prlay

At the risk of being Studman69, she is beautiful facially, but godDAM, is that a strange body.



Her proportions *are* unusual, but that doesn't make her any less alluring to me. *shrugs*
 
2014-05-25 03:26:05 PM
List fails without Borat
 
2014-05-25 03:35:06 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Kirstie Alley? Really? Maybe 20+ years ago, but not from 2006.


ftfa: They described Kirstie's outfit as "fetching" I believe they meant to say "felching".
 
2014-05-25 03:41:59 PM
No whipped cream bikini?
 
2014-05-25 03:46:59 PM

darch: Apos: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 400x470]

/Let us prlay

At the risk of being Studman69, she is beautiful facially, but godDAM, is that a strange body.


It's called "being a little heavy."

/I swear, it seems like the majority of Farkers never seen a woman before.
 
2014-05-25 03:56:21 PM
Kirstie Alley?  I think not.  Especially not next to pudgy little Oprah.
 
2014-05-25 03:57:46 PM
Grace Park was a nice selection.  Definitely yummy.

Although, in Hawaii she is about average.
(Ducks and covers!)
 
2014-05-25 04:04:11 PM
List fails without Norma Jean Baker....1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-25 04:15:48 PM
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-05-25 04:28:05 PM
s/Dawn Wells/Kirstie Allie
s/Tina Louise/Mike Myers
 
2014-05-25 04:31:15 PM
Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever.
 
2014-05-25 04:46:24 PM
www.film.com

Some Barbara Bach

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and Demi Moore are two more notable bikini wearers
 
2014-05-25 04:55:31 PM

Gunderson: [www.film.com image 413x600]

Some Barbara Bach


zug zug
 
2014-05-25 04:58:28 PM

jeanwearinfool: No Katherine Heigle in My Father the Hero?

/Sitting over there.


Save me a seat:

lebeauleblog.files.wordpress.comencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-25 05:16:20 PM

fromheretomaturity: Jill St. John as Tiffany Case in Diamonds Are Forever.


Absolutely.

img3.wikia.nocookie.net

img3.wikia.nocookie.net

3.bp.blogspot.com

That ass...
 
2014-05-25 05:26:38 PM

JammerJim: Whoa, a shot of the bikini from "The Sure Thing"! You don't see that movie referenced often.


It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it... JUST FOR PLEASURE!
 
2014-05-25 05:37:55 PM

Laobaojun: Grace Park was a nice selection.  Definitely yummy.

Although, in Hawaii she is about average.
(Ducks and covers!)


Only after they remove the actual Hawaiians, Somoans, and lazy-ass haoles off with a couple of forklifts.

/Hawaiians are like Slavs - very beautiful at age 20, very sturdy by age 40
//Samoans are just sturdy, something I am only willing to say half a planet away from them
///For comparison, the Rock is a small one
 
2014-05-25 05:40:53 PM

darch: Apos: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 400x470]

/Let us prlay

At the risk of being Studman69, she is beautiful facially, but godDAM, is that a strange body.


When you define 'asian' to include India and such, yes. I don't think many people are going to confuse even someone from Nepal with someone from China, or the Pacific Islands.  Asian is one step up from 'mongoloid' in generic paste-bin descriptors.
 
2014-05-25 05:56:58 PM

fusillade762: JammerJim: Whoa, a shot of the bikini from "The Sure Thing"! You don't see that movie referenced often.

It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it... JUST FOR PLEASURE!


FEELINGS, NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS...

/I love you man
//or woman
 
2014-05-25 06:21:19 PM
no piper perabo from S2.E1  of Covert Affairs?


dat ass
 
2014-05-25 06:59:39 PM

farkingbubbler: Pokey.Clyde: Kirstie Alley? Really? Maybe 20+ years ago, but not from 2006.

ftfa: They described Kirstie's outfit as "fetching" I believe they meant to say "felching".


I think you mean retching.
 
2014-05-25 07:12:46 PM
one for the pedobear edition

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2014-05-25 08:07:47 PM

mjbok: No whipped cream bikini?


If you must:
www.theclinic.cl
 
2014-05-25 08:15:08 PM

darch: Apos: [wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 400x470]

/Let us prlay

At the risk of being Studman69, she is beautiful facially, but godDAM, is that a strange body.


That bikini style is dead wrong for her. A one-piece would make her rack utterly attention-grabbing and not make her hips look so weird.
 
2014-05-25 08:40:40 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?! These should have been added a LONG time ago!

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