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(Some Hoopy Frood)   Today is towel day. Don't Panic if you forgot. There's still time to get to one of the linked celebrations. So long, Douglas, and thanks for all the fish   (towelday.org) divider line 86
    More: Amusing, towel day, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, Memorial Day, threats, Years Celebrating Towel Day, City Of Death Tour, internet bubble, poetry reading  
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2014-05-25 06:02:39 AM
girlnone.com
 
2014-05-25 06:31:04 AM
 
2014-05-25 07:53:09 AM

scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net

 
2014-05-25 08:53:54 AM
Wanna get high?
 
2014-05-25 09:00:21 AM
Guinnessbartowel.jpg
/Never forget!
 
2014-05-25 09:02:42 AM
You're a load of useless bloody loonies!
 
2014-05-25 09:03:37 AM

Son of Thunder: You're a load of useless bloody loonies!


You're a towel!
 
2014-05-25 09:11:02 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-05-25 09:13:39 AM
I keep a towel on the passenger seat of my police car.

/working off-duty
//gonna need a pangalactic gargleblaster by the time it's time to go home
///three
 
2014-05-25 09:16:34 AM
Thank you for 'The Pirate Planet'!
 
2014-05-25 09:24:38 AM
Towel?  Crap.  More terrible things are near...

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
 
2014-05-25 09:28:21 AM
Hoopy frood who really knew where his towel was.

//at least he can't kill me again
 
2014-05-25 09:42:40 AM
When is Vogon Poetry day?
 
2014-05-25 09:45:11 AM
You can pick up your complimentary towel at the local planning office.

/Watch out for the leopard
 
2014-05-25 09:47:28 AM

ElPollotonto: Thank you for 'The Pirate Planet'!


Heh.. that was the very first episode of Doctor Who I ever saw.
 
VYV
2014-05-25 09:50:39 AM
I must remember to take my towel when I travel to Belgium


/win awards!
 
2014-05-25 09:53:39 AM
My Guinness towel?
 
2014-05-25 10:00:49 AM
That website has a lot of information to absorb.
 
2014-05-25 10:08:48 AM

ElPollotonto: Thank you for 'The Pirate Planet'!


I'll never be cruel to an electron in a particle accelerator again!
 
2014-05-25 10:32:50 AM
"You're the worst character ever Towlie."

"I know..."
 
2014-05-25 10:48:11 AM
There are too many references flying around in this thread...
 
2014-05-25 10:50:10 AM
I went to Wal-Mart with my towel. They had to put the Wal-Mart Smiley sticker on it.
 
2014-05-25 11:17:19 AM
And while you're at it, remember to wear the lilac as well.
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-25 11:30:02 AM

Primitive Screwhead: When is Vogon Poetry day?


Hopefully never.
 
2014-05-25 11:39:34 AM
Sorry for the inconvenience.
 
2014-05-25 11:51:02 AM

New Farkin User Name: There are too many references flying around in this thread...


Ya gotta throw your references to the ground, and hope they suddenly forget that gravity exists....
 
2014-05-25 11:53:07 AM
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
 
2014-05-25 12:00:30 PM
Pan-Galactic Garble Blaster
 
2014-05-25 12:01:18 PM
It's also a day of memorial for the fallen People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road.
 
2014-05-25 12:01:47 PM
I am a huge fan of HHGTTG and I do indeed tend to always have towels at hand: in my office at work, in the trunk of my car, etc. Hoopy.
 
2014-05-25 12:04:07 PM

timharrod: And Douglas on Letterman, insisting that a famous urban legend actually happened, to him


Are you talking about the biscuit story? I was not aware that was a famous urban legend.
 
2014-05-25 12:07:59 PM
See, see the deceased sky
Marvel at its big mauve depths.
Tell me, Warren do you
Wonder why the blobfish ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crusted?
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your pharchurious facial growth
That looks like
A butter.
What's more, it knows
Your filch potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big deceased sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm smegma.

-- from the Vogon poetry generator located at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml
 
2014-05-25 12:10:02 PM
Seems a relevant place to post a plug:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Quintessential Phase
Monday May 26
 2PM-6PM (PDT)
Hosted by Sir Cumference on KFJC
The final series of the increasingly improbably titled Hitchhikers Trilogy. All four episodes (one each hour) along with music used in the first series of this classic sci-fi comedy radio program.

KFJC broadcasts on 89.7 FM in the San Francisco Bay Area, and by live audio stream on the internet.
 
2014-05-25 12:32:00 PM
Racist toward Arabs, of course.
 
2014-05-25 12:52:06 PM
 
2014-05-25 01:02:36 PM

Jument: timharrod: And Douglas on Letterman, insisting that a famous urban legend actually happened, to him

Are you talking about the biscuit story? I was not aware that was a famous urban legend.


http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/cookies.asp
 
2014-05-25 01:03:43 PM
I was recently killed at a zebra crossing, so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/I do have a towel handy, though.
 
2014-05-25 01:05:02 PM
It's important.
 
2014-05-25 01:07:54 PM
My car just hit a water buffalo, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-05-25 01:08:37 PM
If we're talking about PAPER towels, I celebrate every day.  Sometimes twice.
 
2014-05-25 01:12:17 PM
Not again......
 
2014-05-25 01:12:30 PM
I recently learned how to fly, I simply threw myself at the ground and missed.

No, really, it worked in a lucid dream. Thanks, Douglas!
 
2014-05-25 01:16:10 PM

CptnSpldng: And while you're at it, remember to wear the lilac as well.


Wait, i thought you were only supposed to wear the lilac if you were there?
 
2014-05-25 01:16:41 PM

timharrod: Jument: timharrod: And Douglas on Letterman, insisting that a famous urban legend actually happened, to him

Are you talking about the biscuit story? I was not aware that was a famous urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/cookies.asp


Huh! Well thanks for bursting my bubble, you heartless bastard.
 
2014-05-25 01:29:15 PM
www.kapoww-t-shirts.com
 
2014-05-25 01:40:54 PM
I did hear Douglas Adams tell that story live when he spoke at the Birmingham SF society in maybe 1978.
 
2014-05-25 02:00:46 PM
Some hoopy froods:

NSFW


i1.cdn2a.image.pornhub.phncdn.com


i.imgur.com

24.media.tumblr.com

smutty.com
 
2014-05-25 02:06:00 PM
 
2014-05-25 02:31:50 PM
 
2014-05-25 02:41:25 PM
Sorry I'm late I was stuck at this never-ending flying party.


/I miss my Fertle
 
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