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(Some Patriot)   "NBC Claims All Americans Will Be Implanted With Microchips For Obamacare by 2017." Can you believe that idiots actually believe this crap? Every highly-informed voter knows that the Death Panels will have killed us all long before 2017   (theuspatriot.com) divider line 177
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2014-05-25 12:51:31 AM
Where's the article? I'm only seeing a headline.
 
2014-05-25 12:59:36 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Where's the article? I'm only seeing a headline.


BOY TRAPPED IN
REFRIGERATOR
EATS OWN FOOT

 
2014-05-25 01:05:43 AM
That's an amazing site. Must be a huge troll experiment. Throw up inflammatory anti-Obama headlines with no articles and watch the tetrads on Facebook work themselves up into a lather over it.
 
2014-05-25 01:11:55 AM
I see the article. I'm jealous of you guys who can't.
 
2014-05-25 01:12:20 AM
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No articles, just trolling headlines 24/7. Brilliant!
 
2014-05-25 02:15:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Where's the article? I'm only seeing a headline.


This site just writes inflammatory headlines, and the readers react to the headlines rather than useless information in an article, which is completely unlike what we're used to here on Fark. Besides, the headline clearly states that NBC is the one making the claim, so most readers will undoubtedly do a vigorous search on NBC's website to find and read the relevant articles and supporting evidence. It's not like they're just making shiat up and posting it to the internet. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
 
2014-05-25 06:51:42 AM
The comments are hilarious . Some tough guys are going to fight being given this mark.
 
2014-05-25 07:15:22 AM

mod3072: This site just writes inflammatory headlines


despite what you may think, there are short 2 paragraph articles with unlinked sources claming NBC did some study...

/bs crap unlinked sources hulk SMASH!
 
2014-05-25 07:45:30 AM
By that point we'll all be in the FEMA Gay Marriage Camps anyway, and if you try to refuse they'll match you up with a fattie or an uggo!
 
2014-05-25 07:56:43 AM
I can't see the article either but the comments are hilarious.

It's almost a month old, BTW.
 
2014-05-25 08:00:10 AM
Here's the entirety of the "article":

Recently, NBC predicted that in 2017, we will all be tagged with microchip, implanted to help identify individuals immediately. According to the report, the technology is used to answer one question, "Am I who I say I am?"

Some worry, however, that the RFID Microchip will give the government too much power, allowing them to track every move. In some states, like Virginia, legislation is in process to stop his from happening.

The report also reveals an RFID Brain Chip that has been developed and is currently being tested on several humans.

What do you think? Is this wrong?


No links to any sources, of course. Study it out, people, study it out.
 
2014-05-25 08:24:53 AM
yeah....about the death panels thingy


THE VA HAS DEATH PANELS
 
2014-05-25 08:28:26 AM
I wish I had cancer.

No point here. I've just always wanted to say that.
 
2014-05-25 08:32:53 AM
Boy that guy's gonna be surprised when it's only the Tea Partiers are the ones microchipped.
 
2014-05-25 08:33:30 AM
This is ridiculous! Although I would totally support this to ID voters.
 
2014-05-25 08:35:30 AM

SauronWasFramed: yeah....about the death panels thingy


THE VA HAS DEATH PANELS


If there were death panels, you'd be dead.
 
2014-05-25 08:37:18 AM
No silly hurperderpers, its just the 'baggers and other associated near-terrorists that will have them installed, rfid and a gps unit mounted in your power chairs, so actual Patriotic Americans can make sure they don't get shot or blown up by one of you in some attack of the hurpydurp.
 
2014-05-25 08:37:49 AM
I's beautiful.  Tons of ads generating revenue, an "article" that could have been written in under a minute, and teatards publicly embarrassing themselves.  I wish I was shameless enough to run one of these.
 
2014-05-25 08:40:56 AM
I went into the comments swamp. Oh, dear FSM!

"I read it onna innernet, so it must be troof!"
 
2014-05-25 08:40:57 AM
I'm pretty sure that the posters to that site are all clinically insane. A rational government would RFID those people. And take their guns.
 
2014-05-25 08:42:17 AM
Ugh, just gave them a click to view the comments

idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
 
2014-05-25 08:42:45 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: I went into the comments swamp. Oh, dear FSM!

"I read it onna innernet, so it must be troof!"


(simulated spit-take)
 
2014-05-25 08:43:36 AM

Confabulat: I see the article. I'm jealous of you guys who can't.


seconded.....
 
2014-05-25 08:44:50 AM

Confabulat: I see the article. I'm jealous of you guys who can't.

Though I think you're exaggerating a little when you call it an "article"
 
2014-05-25 08:45:02 AM
Call me crazy, but I actually want to be tagged with an RFID chip. Sounds convenient. Can it double as a car key?
 
2014-05-25 08:47:39 AM

JerseyTim: Call me crazy, but I actually want to be tagged with an RFID chip. Sounds convenient. Can it double as a car key?


no kidding.. double as car key, house key, and the the activation charm for your high tech handgun. Your password to log into your computer. Could do lots of cool shiat.
 
2014-05-25 08:48:22 AM
I only skimmed the comments but was tempted to post "Anyone commenting in a negative fashion is being monitored and will be first on the list" with the username "NSA Agent 2774"
 
2014-05-25 08:53:55 AM
Oh, those comments.


www.ronchalker.co.uk
 
2014-05-25 08:54:01 AM
Poster Christian Nichols writes:

"dont talk about hilter like u know him dumb ass unlike ppl really know hitler was gonna stop the banking system bc the bank really runs everything u ppl just dont know jack shiat"

SauronWasFramed I'm looking at you broseph.....
 
2014-05-25 09:01:58 AM
So, if a christian is someone who wears a beard, bed sheet, and sandals, and a patriot wears a funny three cornered hat and knee breeches, this must be the right wing cosplay newspaper. Totally not gay and no cross dressers allowed, except as advertisers.
 
2014-05-25 09:06:47 AM
You misspelled infromed subby.

The comments, they are derp and potato in its pure form. I can't look away. Poe's law does not apply here. Try going to one of the posters FB page for extra helpings. They honestly believe every word of what they are saying.

Dave Holmes ·  Top Commenter · Haha, none of your business, ya stalkers (:
IT IS DEAD WRONG. IT WILL ALOW THE GOVERNMENT TO FIND US FOR WHAT EVER REASON. HEALTH CARE IS ONLY A COVER STORY. WITH THIS CHIP THERE CAN BE NO FREEDOM.
Reply · Like · 384 · Follow Post · April 28 at 6:46pm
Gladys Ann Minor Pourciau ·  Top Commenter
That is exactly what Obama wants and I have said since all this started who and what Obama was and it is happening. Our country is doomed if they can't get him out of office and he is trying for a 3rd term and will probably happen.
Reply · Like · 210 · April 28 at 10:53pm
 
2014-05-25 09:07:16 AM

BitwiseShift: right wing cosplay

Oh biatch I'm stealing that
 
2014-05-25 09:07:31 AM

neongoats: JerseyTim: Call me crazy, but I actually want to be tagged with an RFID chip. Sounds convenient. Can it double as a car key?

no kidding.. double as car key, house key, and the the activation charm for your high tech handgun. Your password to log into your computer. Could do lots of cool shiat.


It's pretty obvious that people who think it will "track you everywhere" don't understand RFID.
 
2014-05-25 09:09:07 AM
Newsflash: The governement will no longer be required to microchip anyone as technology has allowed tracking of anyone whether disguised or not.
 
2014-05-25 09:10:01 AM

rjakobi: Boy that guy's gonna be surprised when it's only the Tea Partiers are the ones microchipped.


It's already happened. The teatards are targeted at their Soirees, and agents infiltrate and implant through a special, top-secret, non-invasive "hypno-plant". There is also a "Death chip" implanted as well. I cannot go into details, I've already said too much and I hope they aren't monitoring me. I cannot. Say. More.
 
2014-05-25 09:12:08 AM
tl;dr
 
2014-05-25 09:14:35 AM
In the unlikely event we are ever required to have chips implanted in order to get healthcare, it will be the insurance companies mandating them, not the government.
 
2014-05-25 09:16:22 AM
From the comments:

That is exactly what Obama wants and I have said since all this started who and what Obama was and it is happening. Our country is doomed if they can't get him out of office and he is trying for a 3rd term and will probably happen.

This is a very serious threat, and I think we should do something about it right away!
 
2014-05-25 09:18:23 AM
Here's another one. Sorry.

This Chip has been coming for a long time it will have everything on it about you and like the bible said you will have to take the number of his name witch is 666 and that will be put in this chip so they can track you or know where your at all the time and if you don't take it you will not be able to buy or sell any thing.. This proves that Obama will be the Anti-Christ more and more I've been waiting for this to happen! you can believe me or not but everyone will know the truth soon about Hitler/Obama! The bible has stated this will happen at end-times witch we are in! believe me this will happen or you will give your head if you don't take this chip! ME I WILL GIVE MY HEAD for JESUS and not live with the Anti-Christ Obama! God help us all!

There's a part of me that would really kinda like to watch that.
 
2014-05-25 09:19:44 AM

Confabulat: I see the article. I'm jealous of you guys who can't.


Do I have to go put on my crying eagle shirt to see it, or is it based on how many guns you currently own?
 
2014-05-25 09:19:56 AM

sammyk: You misspelled infromed subby.

The comments, they are derp and potato in its pure form. I can't look away. Poe's law does not apply here. Try going to one of the posters FB page for extra helpings. They honestly believe every word of what they are saying.

Dave Holmes ·  Top Commenter · Haha, none of your business, ya stalkers (:
IT IS DEAD WRONG. IT WILL ALOW THE GOVERNMENT TO FIND US FOR WHAT EVER REASON. HEALTH CARE IS ONLY A COVER STORY. WITH THIS CHIP THERE CAN BE NO FREEDOM.
Reply · Like · 384 · Follow Post · April 28 at 6:46pm
Gladys Ann Minor Pourciau ·  Top Commenter
That is exactly what Obama wants and I have said since all this started who and what Obama was and it is happening. Our country is doomed if they can't get him out of office and he is trying for a 3rd term and will probably happen.
Reply · Like · 210 · April 28 at 10:53pm


Wouldn't it be funny to start driving around with Obama '16 stickers and maybe carry old bar code scanners?
 
2014-05-25 09:21:19 AM
From Hoax Slayer:

Report claims that a 2007 NBC News segment predicted that all Americans would be microchipped by the year 2017. The reports suggest that the implanted RFID microchips will be used by the US government to control its citizens.

The claims are conspiracy theory nonsense. The 2007 NBC report suggested that microchips might be used in the future to record a person's medical data in case of emergency. It did not state or even imply that all citizens would be mandatorily microchipped. This is just the latest incarnation of a long running and utterly absurd conspiracy theory that claims - without a shred of credible evidence - that various governments were intent on forcibly microchipping their citizens in order to control them.


Pointed out a few times in the responses, of course the local residents of that place keep on saying "it's coming!  It's coming!"
 
2014-05-25 09:23:27 AM

LeoffDaGrate: From Hoax Slayer:

Report claims that a 2007 NBC News segment predicted that all Americans would be microchipped by the year 2017. The reports suggest that the implanted RFID microchips will be used by the US government to control its citizens.

The claims are conspiracy theory nonsense. The 2007 NBC report suggested that microchips might be used in the future to record a person's medical data in case of emergency. It did not state or even imply that all citizens would be mandatorily microchipped. This is just the latest incarnation of a long running and utterly absurd conspiracy theory that claims - without a shred of credible evidence - that various governments were intent on forcibly microchipping their citizens in order to control them.

Pointed out a few times in the responses, of course the local residents of that place keep on saying "it's coming!  It's coming!"


My youngest cat is microchipped, and when she got out the window a couple of months ago I was able to get her back almost immediately.
 
2014-05-25 09:23:55 AM

LeoffDaGrate: From Hoax Slayer:

Report claims that a 2007 NBC News segment predicted that all Americans would be microchipped by the year 2017. The reports suggest that the implanted RFID microchips will be used by the US government to control its citizens.

The claims are conspiracy theory nonsense. The 2007 NBC report suggested that microchips might be used in the future to record a person's medical data in case of emergency. It did not state or even imply that all citizens would be mandatorily microchipped. This is just the latest incarnation of a long running and utterly absurd conspiracy theory that claims - without a shred of credible evidence - that various governments were intent on forcibly microchipping their citizens in order to control them.

Pointed out a few times in the responses, of course the local residents of that place keep on saying "it's coming!  It's coming!"

media0.giphy.com

Someone was going to do it.....
 
2014-05-25 09:26:49 AM

Great_Milenko: I's beautiful.  Tons of ads generating revenue, an "article" that could have been written in under a minute, and teatards publicly embarrassing themselves.  I wish I was shameless enough to run one of these.


There is a part of me that really wants this site to be legitimate.
 
2014-05-25 09:27:47 AM
That comment thread makes me wish I could live in the mind of another person for 24 hours. Can you imagine? I mean, you are literally convinced the End Times are at hand. The President is going to put a chip in you by force, he is the Antichrist, jack-booted thugs are going to be jack-kicking down your door any day now to arrest you for wearing your Cross necklace and take away all your property.

Whelp, gotta head to Wal-Mart for some milk and eggs, and let's see what's on the NCIS tonight. I know some of these nuts are buying rations and arsenals and moving to Montana, but the bulk of them are just living their lives as normal. The dichotomy is fascinating.
 
2014-05-25 09:30:50 AM
Will the chips be useful for more than just Obamacare? If so, I'm all for them. I hate having to carry around a wallet and keys everywhere I go.
 
2014-05-25 09:32:31 AM

markfara: ME I WILL GIVE MY HEAD for JESUS and not live with the Anti-Christ Obama! God help us all!

There's a part of me that would really kinda like to watch that.


Giving head for Jesus? He must be an altar boy.
 
2014-05-25 09:34:27 AM
If nothing else, they are wildly overestimating our ability to implement such a program.
 
2014-05-25 09:35:22 AM

LadySusan: sammyk: You misspelled infromed subby.

The comments, they are derp and potato in its pure form. I can't look away. Poe's law does not apply here. Try going to one of the posters FB page for extra helpings. They honestly believe every word of what they are saying.

Dave Holmes ·  Top Commenter · Haha, none of your business, ya stalkers (:
IT IS DEAD WRONG. IT WILL ALOW THE GOVERNMENT TO FIND US FOR WHAT EVER REASON. HEALTH CARE IS ONLY A COVER STORY. WITH THIS CHIP THERE CAN BE NO FREEDOM.
Reply · Like · 384 · Follow Post · April 28 at 6:46pm
Gladys Ann Minor Pourciau ·  Top Commenter
That is exactly what Obama wants and I have said since all this started who and what Obama was and it is happening. Our country is doomed if they can't get him out of office and he is trying for a 3rd term and will probably happen.
Reply · Like · 210 · April 28 at 10:53pm

Wouldn't it be funny to start driving around with Obama '16 stickers and maybe carry old bar code scanners?


Great idea but it could be taken a step further. I want to up an Obama 16 website. I'm a greedy bastard and I have very few morals so I could create my own superpac that runs the thing and collects donations. Then I could create another superpac to fight the first superpac to fleece the other side. Off to my secret lab to perfect this plan!
 
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