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(New York Daily News)   "I started scraping off the meat, I took a little piece and though 'why not do it?' It's not every day I will have a piece of human flesh which is mine and which it is possible to eat. So I had a little taste and then I thought that's really nice"   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-05-24 11:13:10 PM  
Hey, it's his own body, why can't he eat it?
 
2014-05-24 11:20:15 PM  
gorram hipster foodies
 
2014-05-24 11:36:36 PM  

bingethinker: Hey, it's his own body, why can't he eat it?


Boogers.

That being said, DAFUQ?
 
2014-05-24 11:40:32 PM  
That takes locavore to a whole new meaning.
 
2014-05-25 12:14:58 AM  
What was that Stephen King short story about the castaway dude eating his own feet and shins?  Anyone?  I'm blanking....
 
2014-05-25 01:12:57 AM  

Frederick: What was that Stephen King short story about the castaway dude eating his own feet and shins?  Anyone?  I'm blanking....


"Survivor Type"
 
2014-05-25 01:26:18 AM  
This is still not as gross as the Japanese dude who served his own penis to paying customers.
 
2014-05-25 01:42:59 AM  

slepygryhnd: Frederick: What was that Stephen King short story about the castaway dude eating his own feet and shins?  Anyone?  I'm blanking....

"Survivor Type"


ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers
 
2014-05-25 05:49:41 AM  

Lsherm: This is still not as gross as the Japanese dude who served his own penis to paying customers.


Aah yes... complete with twig & berries garnishment
 
2014-05-25 05:50:31 AM  

dj_bigbird: gorram hipster foodies


+1
 
2014-05-25 05:52:24 AM  
Who is Mason Verger, Alex?

/slinks out of thread
 
2014-05-25 05:53:51 AM  
Hey, autophagy is very  hip these days.
 
2014-05-25 05:53:52 AM  
Should chicken be eaten with your fingers? No, your fingers should be eaten separately.
 
2014-05-25 05:54:23 AM  
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When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig." Never much cared for it.
 
2014-05-25 05:57:43 AM  

Lsherm: This is still not as gross as the Japanese dude who served his own penis to paying customers.


NOPE!
 
2014-05-25 06:06:59 AM  
Good evening Dr. Lecter.
 
2014-05-25 06:08:57 AM  
Ahh new fan of  the long pork
 
2014-05-25 06:10:37 AM  
I like this guy's story. I think that I'd have been tempted to try some If I was in his position.

I'd love to try human at least once before I die, so why not my own?

Also "It tasted like wild sheep" - now I want to taste wild sheep, too!
 
2014-05-25 06:17:12 AM  
Hey about a SPOILER ALERT subby?! I'm almost caught up on Hannib....oh sorry. Eww.

Seriously, how do they show all that stuff on public airwaves? They've broken the "no dead kid" rule like 4 times in two seasons.
 
2014-05-25 06:21:49 AM  
Sorry, conceptual artist, someone does this every few years and no one remembers their names.
 
2014-05-25 06:21:50 AM  
hey, why not?
 
2014-05-25 06:21:58 AM  
[EveryNOPEpicEver.png]
 
2014-05-25 06:26:22 AM  
mmmmmmm...human
 
2014-05-25 06:40:09 AM  
Oh, won't somebody please think of the people that would eat synthetic human meat if it was available!

www.afinelung.com
 
2014-05-25 06:45:11 AM  

Frederick: What was that Stephen King short story about the castaway dude eating his own feet and shins?  Anyone?  I'm blanking....


Ladyfingers?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-25 06:47:09 AM  

Rosyna: Oh, won't somebody please think of the people that would eat synthetic human meat if it was available!


We could have real baby back ribs!
 
2014-05-25 06:48:08 AM  
"I had to boil off the meat

A real artist would have grilled it.


BKITU: slepygryhnd: Frederick: What was that Stephen King short story about the castaway dude eating his own feet and shins?  Anyone?  I'm blanking....

"Survivor Type"

ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers


He had loads of coke, what's this guy's excuse?
 
2014-05-25 07:13:44 AM  
If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
 
2014-05-25 07:14:23 AM  

fusillade762: "I had to boil off the meat

A real artist would have grilled it.


He had to separate the meat from the bone. Grilling wouldn't have done that. Also, grilling it would have created carcinogens.
 
2014-05-25 07:37:04 AM  

Rosyna: fusillade762: "I had to boil off the meat

A real artist would have grilled it.

He had to separate the meat from the bone. Grilling wouldn't have done that. Also, grilling it would have created carcinogens.


Yeah, but then he could get cancer, have the tumor removed, and then eat it, too. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
 
2014-05-25 07:54:48 AM  
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2014-05-25 08:03:11 AM  
When I had my left leg amputated (above the knee), I wanted the bones to give to a neighborhood dogs. I could imagine the neighbors freaking out when they see dogs running about with the tibia and fibula in their jaws. Unfortunately, I was told they were considered "biological waste" and had to be cremated.

/Why, yes. I need a checkup from the neck up.
//But it was MY biological waste....
 
2014-05-25 08:07:52 AM  
Oh an artist? Keep eating you idiot
 
2014-05-25 08:24:39 AM  
I have said for years if i had a part of my body cut off, I would want to try cooking and eating it.
 
2014-05-25 08:25:01 AM  

Lee451: When I had my left leg amputated (above the knee), I wanted the bones to give to a neighborhood dogs. I could imagine the neighbors freaking out when they see dogs running about with the tibia and fibula in their jaws. Unfortunately, I was told they were considered "biological waste" and had to be cremated.

/Why, yes. I need a checkup from the neck up.
//But it was MY biological waste....


That sucks, I'd ask for the bones too, but after reading this I'd ask for my leg to be prepared and served to me.
 
2014-05-25 08:28:33 AM  
I had my hip cut up twice to make new kneecaps (on my third)

// kids - note, dont ride motorbikes, unless you are happy to have your bits cut up to make new bits.
 
2014-05-25 08:47:57 AM  
Mmm! Lady fingers!

/obscure?
 
2014-05-25 08:55:39 AM  
FTFA:

He made himself dinner while his girlfriend was at work.

i1.kym-cdn.com

/Well played.
 
2014-05-25 09:00:36 AM  

smurfnazi: I have said for years if i had a part of my body cut off, I would want to try cooking and eating it.


Same.

Meat is meat.
 
2014-05-25 09:36:14 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-25 09:37:02 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Hey, autophagy is very  hip these days.


Hip is very autopgagy these days.

FTFY
 
2014-05-25 09:37:55 AM  

bojon: That takes locavore to a whole new meaning.


Used to own a dog that did it's damnedest to eat itself...I was afraid it would reduce itself to a head & wagging tail....

/ flea problems
// had to resort to the "cone of shame" & forced pills...
 
2014-05-25 09:46:29 AM  
cdn6.hannibalcafe.com
 
2014-05-25 10:03:18 AM  
Over Population Problem... solved! (along with about 90% of the other world's problems)
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2014-05-25 10:49:46 AM  

Smackledorfer: smurfnazi: I have said for years if i had a part of my body cut off, I would want to try cooking and eating it.

Same.

Meat is meat.


Waste not, want not.

/why not?
 
2014-05-25 10:58:04 AM  
i love how everything is called 'art' these days.
 
2014-05-25 11:22:33 AM  

bingethinker: Hey, it's his own body, why can't he eat it?


because it makes everyone else start dry heaving...
 
2014-05-25 11:44:21 AM  

uttertosh: I like this guy's story. I think that I'd have been tempted to try some If I was in his position.

I'd love to try human at least once before I die, so why not my own?

Also "It tasted like wild sheep" - now I want to taste wild sheep, too!


You'll have to fight your way through a nation of Kiwis to get to one.
 
2014-05-25 11:56:25 AM  
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress:

My compliments to the chef.
 
2014-05-25 12:03:37 PM  
Mother Pus Bucker

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