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(KGW Portland)   Violin offender arrested for missing G string   (kgw.com) divider line 18
    More: Strange, Downtown Portland, portland, courthouse  
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2014-05-25 12:48:14 AM
Wow subby that's quite a bit of diminuendo.

I hope he didn't reveal himself in front of any minors, that would be a major no no. If he B sharp, he'll plead the fifth.
 
2014-05-25 02:55:12 AM
To be fair, a lot of musicians have trouble finding the g-string.
 
2014-05-25 03:00:03 AM
Imbecile probably thought he was showcasing a Stradivarius....
 
2014-05-25 03:03:02 AM
At least there was no violince.
 
2014-05-25 03:19:24 AM
The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland.
 
2014-05-25 03:20:43 AM
fta ... City police refrain from enforcing the indecent-exposure code during Portland's World Naked Bike Ride, which draws about 8,000 riders each year, as long as participants keep to the ride route.

IANAL  but...I would use this in my defense.
 
2014-05-25 03:47:39 AM
Simpson say they warned the man numerous times about his "lack of attire," but say he refused to dress himself or leave public view.

How many times did they warn him?  Multiple stopping is really impressive.
 
2014-05-25 03:58:14 AM
I C what you did there subby. Most of the time those puns fall flat. You are definitely a sharp one.
 
2014-05-25 04:20:38 AM
A missing g string is nothing to fret over.
 
2014-05-25 04:25:58 AM
Butt floss ?!
 
2014-05-25 04:59:20 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: A missing g string is nothing to fret over.


heh
 
2014-05-25 06:10:18 AM
Just be glad he left his bow rosin at home.
 
2014-05-25 07:23:14 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: A missing g string is nothing to fret over.


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I hear it can get quite chilly.
 
2014-05-25 09:54:48 AM
Was he playing in A minor?
 
2014-05-25 10:32:10 AM
How do we submit an official request for a Portland tag?
 
2014-05-25 11:13:45 AM

KidKorporate: How do we submit an official request for a Portland tag?


What do you get when you combine Loretta Lynn and the lead singer from punk band The White Stripes with Portland, Oregon?   Your PDX WTF moment of the day.
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/at least they said the name right
 
2014-05-25 02:23:35 PM
wimmen have orgasms?
 
2014-05-26 10:25:05 AM
I can haz Portland tag?
 
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