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(Huffington Post UK)   A pope, a rabbi and a Muslim are flying to the Middle East   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 29
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2014-05-25 03:41:08 AM
Why is Obama hanging around with the Pope and a rabbi?
 
2014-05-25 04:55:18 AM

traxan: Why is Obama hanging around with the Pope and a rabbi?


Haha I larfed at that one...
 
2014-05-25 04:56:16 AM
We have a Jack-in-the-Box between a Burger King and a McDonalds on the same street.
 
2014-05-25 05:09:47 AM
Well, the Christians probably won't cause many problems once they're finished being genocide'd.
 
2014-05-25 05:10:18 AM
Will they walk into a bar?
 
2014-05-25 05:15:37 AM
Thats the joke. jpeg
 
2014-05-25 05:16:21 AM
The Pope, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Muslim has to wait outside.
 
2014-05-25 05:17:01 AM

Hoopy Frood: Will they walk into a bar?


No they will just visit a deserted island in the Red Sea
 
2014-05-25 06:14:27 AM

Hoopy Frood: Will they walk into a bar?


No, they ducked.
 
2014-05-25 06:16:41 AM
I'm neither Catholic nor a woman, but I want Francis to father my children.
 
2014-05-25 06:51:56 AM
urging an end to Syria's three-year-old civil war and to the Israel-Palestine conflict

img.4plebs.org
 
2014-05-25 07:08:45 AM

fusillade762: urging an end to Syria's three-year-old civil war and to the Israel-Palestine conflict

[img.4plebs.org image 363x310]


I welcome him to try.
 
2014-05-25 08:07:38 AM
I always wonder if the "God" created so many faiths in the world is that the real message is split among all the world religions.  That the ultimate test from "God" is how long or if we figure it out that in order to get the message we must all get along and respect each other's views.  That includes the Atheists who do not believe.
 
2014-05-25 08:08:15 AM

heavymetal: I always wonder if the reason "God" created so many faiths in the world is that the real message is split among all the world religions.  That the ultimate test from "God" is how long or if we figure it out that in order to get the message we must all get along and respect each other's views.  That includes the Atheists who do not believe.


FTFM
 
2014-05-25 08:26:26 AM

GDubDub: Hoopy Frood: Will they walk into a bar?

No, they ducked.


Bravo...
 
2014-05-25 09:33:28 AM
 
2014-05-25 10:01:44 AM
The pilot rushes out, and says "The plane's going to crash and there's only one parachute"...
 
2014-05-25 10:05:27 AM
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch
 
2014-05-25 10:12:24 AM
...And he walks back inside, looks at the bartender, and says "Alright, where's the lady with the sore tooth?"
 
2014-05-25 11:49:26 AM
Do "Muslim leaders" not have some kind of title? I mean, "pope" is an occupation, "rabbi" is an occupation, but "muslim" is a practitioner of a religion. It's cool if there's not a title for the guy, I guess. But parallel construction would be nice.

/Sorry. Recovering English teacher.
//Also: ...so the guy says "He's not an eggplant. He's retarded!"
///three-pack slashie special
 
2014-05-25 11:59:09 AM
Whose arms were the most tired, and where did they bury the survivors?
 
2014-05-25 12:25:02 PM
... and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
 
2014-05-25 01:10:46 PM

D2theMcV: Do "Muslim leaders" not have some kind of title? I mean, "pope" is an occupation, "rabbi" is an occupation, but "muslim" is a practitioner of a religion. It's cool if there's not a title for the guy, I guess. But parallel construction would be nice.

/Sorry. Recovering English teacher.
//Also: ...so the guy says "He's not an eggplant. He's retarded!"
///three-pack slashie special


Muslim clergymen are called Imams. The term seems to indicate any leader in Islam to some degree. They can also hold secular positions.
 
2014-05-25 01:14:29 PM
Cant hurt. In fact, I say they do a whole tour showing up to religious war trouble spots and urge people to stop it. And if it heplps, we throw in a mullah, a hindu holy man and a few old methodist ladies.
 
2014-05-25 01:16:52 PM
I think rabbi was like that in the days of your: any educated man could lay claim to the title. For the last few centuries there have been actual rabinnical schools.
 
2014-05-25 04:50:45 PM

D2theMcV: Do "Muslim leaders" not have some kind of title?


Imam.

Unfortunately, in the West, most are either ignorant or afraid it might be construed as a terrorist title (it isn't), so it's often left out.
 
2014-05-25 05:16:21 PM

traxan: Why is Obama hanging around with the Pope and a rabbi?


Done in one...  I'll get the lights on my way out, K?
 
2014-05-26 04:38:46 AM

fireclown: Cant hurt. In fact, I say they do a whole tour showing up to religious war trouble spots and urge people to stop it. And if it heplps, we throw in a mullah, a hindu holy man and a few old methodist ladies.


The Methodists will bring covered dishes.
 
2014-05-26 04:31:29 PM

Alphax: fireclown: Cant hurt. In fact, I say they do a whole tour showing up to religious war trouble spots and urge people to stop it. And if it heplps, we throw in a mullah, a hindu holy man and a few old methodist ladies.

The Methodists will bring covered dishes.


Feed everyone hot dishes and other midwestern food. They'll be too logy to fight.
 
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