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(Daily Mail)   Smart lighter shames you to quit. Subby already gets enough from wife   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2014-05-24 11:43:30 PM
There is no such thing as a smart liter.  Farkers with common sense give Drew $5.
 
2014-05-25 12:03:29 AM
Don't we all, subby? Oh, wait, you meant "shame."
 
2014-05-25 01:46:33 AM
Four A Day.
 
2014-05-25 01:47:39 AM
How to quit, the neuroflare way:

1) purchase a pouch of Top
2) open said pouch and let it rest on your dresser for 4 months
3) run out of smokes and roll one from the Top pouch
4) be disgusted by the taste and smell of the monster you just rolled and lit
5) quit

/worked for me
 
2014-05-25 02:39:53 AM
In a former communist country...
 
2014-05-25 02:45:27 AM
I'm glad I quit about a year and two months ago. I feel generally healthier. Though I admit there are times that I miss smoking... but only a little.
 
2014-05-25 03:20:10 AM
I'm going to smoke until the day it kills me and nothing you overbearing Nanny State mother farkers can do will stop me.
 
2014-05-25 03:22:02 AM
usbtips.com
 
2014-05-25 06:37:39 AM

Esroc: I'm going to smoke until the day it kills me and nothing you overbearing Nanny State mother farkers can do will stop me.


Same here.
 
2014-05-25 06:40:09 AM
I've never gotten enough from your wife, subby, and I smoke like a chi...

SurfaceTension: Don't we all, subby? Oh, wait, you meant "shame."


bugger it. Joke aborted.
 
2014-05-25 01:14:52 PM
This actually sounds like it could be really helpful. Do they make a version for arsonists? I'm asking for a friend.
 
2014-05-25 05:33:47 PM

Esroc: I'm going to smoke until the day it kills me and nothing you overbearing Nanny State mother farkers can do will stop me.


lefthandbrewing.com
 
2014-05-25 08:25:37 PM
150$ to save me from having to count the cigs left in the pack? That's a bargain!
 
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