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(NYPost)   Patrons of trendy Brooklyn bar pleased that owner has banned yuppie stroller moms who attempted to take over place with their rowdy rugrats. "Kids shouldn't be running around where people are trying to drink and hook up"   (nypost.com ) divider line 241
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2014-05-24 07:55:32 PM  
They're absolutely right that kids don't belong in that setting, and as a privately-owned business, they have every right to do this. I like a good bar night, but when my daughter is born, my focus will be on raising her, not on trying to preserve my youthful social life...
 
2014-05-24 08:13:30 PM  
Why would you take a baby to a bar? What the hell is wrong with these people?
 
2014-05-24 08:19:31 PM  
An enraged parent took to a mom message board Saturday to report being booted with her 15-month-old son.
"Hotbird no longer allows babies/toddlers/kids," the mom wrote. "So I wanted to spread the word, before you go and get kicked out."


Oh, of all the passive-aggressive self-absorbed bullshiat.  Yeah, you're posting it as a service to other moms.  Right.  Get over yourself, you vapid, self-entitled little twat.
 
2014-05-24 08:49:31 PM  
Damn straight kids don't belong in bars. If you want to "hang out," drop the kids off at Gymboree THEN go to the bar.
 
2014-05-24 08:51:42 PM  
This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.
 
2014-05-24 08:51:51 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would you take a baby to a bar? What the hell is wrong with these people?


I guess your dad didn't love you enough to take you with him to the bar when he got off of work.


/ My dad took me to bars and I'd get to have a milkshake; while he flirted with the waitresses
 
2014-05-24 08:52:05 PM  
I especially like how she gets told GTFO, then gets told again Five Minutes Later because "we weren't leaving fast enough!"

How long does it take to GTFO?
 
2014-05-24 08:52:08 PM  
I think it speaks volumes of the quality of parent when they farkING BRING A KID TO A GODDAMNED BAR.
 
2014-05-24 08:52:17 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: An enraged parent took to a mom message board Saturday to report being booted with her 15-month-old son.
"Hotbird no longer allows babies/toddlers/kids," the mom wrote. "So I wanted to spread the word, before you go and get kicked out."

Oh, of all the passive-aggressive self-absorbed bullshiat.  Yeah, you're posting it as a service to other moms.  Right.  Get over yourself, you vapid, self-entitled little twat.


Over in 3.

Also, stroller moms are the worst.  They used to invade the Starbucks I worked at, their little rugrats running wild while the moms fawned over each other.
 
2014-05-24 08:52:33 PM  
The Hot Bird in Clinton Hill posted a sign reading "Children are not allowed," ...The mom said that after being told to beat it, she and her son were asked to scram again five minutes later because they "weren't leaving fast enough!"

Wow, Clue-getting is not her forte.
 
2014-05-24 08:52:54 PM  

Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.


They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.
 
2014-05-24 08:53:06 PM  
Ayden can't you stop being fussy for a second? This nice Persian man is buying mommy lots of rum & cokes and mommy really needs to get her snatch pounded tonight.
 
2014-05-24 08:53:26 PM  

Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.


Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.
 
2014-05-24 08:53:42 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would you take a baby to a bar? What the hell is wrong with these people?


The Hip kids (30 - 40 year olds) want to live out their elder years as if they're 21 again, but they want to be "responsible parents" by not hiring a babysitter or using a child care service in that they would have to pay someone else to take care of their children.
 
2014-05-24 08:53:48 PM  
It would have been nice to know which message board she posted her little whine on.
Not that we would have trolled that board.  Maybe just lurked and read the comments.
 
2014-05-24 08:54:20 PM  

Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.


I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.
 
2014-05-24 08:54:30 PM  
As a son of 2 brooklyn/bronx natives, i have many a good memory of my dad taking me to his bar & proud to say I'm passing that along to my own son. A New York Irish tradition. Fark these hipsters
 
2014-05-24 08:54:35 PM  
Plenty of Brooklyn bars have been banning kids for years.  I don't understand why this one gets a Post article about it. FWIW, bringing kids to bars happens when mommy and daddy want to get a few afternoon drinks on the weekend when the bars are pretty quiet.  It's not like the kids are there for the meat market at night.
 
2014-05-24 08:54:43 PM  
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In the clear.
 
2014-05-24 08:55:01 PM  

Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.


Look, I understand that you're trying to troll, and I applaud your first attempt, but don't lose sight of the first rule of trolling - listen carefully before blurting.
Better luck next time.
 
2014-05-24 08:55:16 PM  

Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.


Really? So any restaurant that serves alcohol isn't suitable for children?
 
2014-05-24 08:55:26 PM  
as a protest to people bringing kids to bars, we should all go get drunk in the morning at a playground and see how they feel

/but occifer, i'm making a political statement! don't hold it against me in a court of law
 
2014-05-24 08:55:39 PM  

Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.


BAR.  F*CKING BAR.

iheartscotch: feckingmorons: Why would you take a baby to a bar? What the hell is wrong with these people?

I guess your dad didn't love you enough to take you with him to the bar when he got off of work.


/ My dad took me to bars and I'd get to have a milkshake; while he flirted with the waitresses


Actually, when I was a kid my dad used to take me to the bar all the time.  One of the first Super Bowls I remember was the Marcus Allen run against the Redskins.  I was sitting on the bar drinking lots of Cokes.  Everyone thought it was cool.  Early '80s were a different time.
 
2014-05-24 08:56:17 PM  
The mom said that after being told to beat it, she and her son were asked to scram again five minutes later because they "weren't leaving fast enough!"

Why would it take you five minutes to leave.
 
2014-05-24 08:56:30 PM  

Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.


That's fine, just count on junior learning a whole new vocabulary, because I'm going to swear up a blue streak. If your little twatwaffles can't handle it, there's something wrong with them.
 
2014-05-24 08:57:27 PM  
Get the hell in there and breastfeed.
 
2014-05-24 08:57:28 PM  

ten foiled hats: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

BAR.  F*CKING BAR.


RESTAURANT. F*CKING RESTAURANT THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO SERVE BOOZE.
 
2014-05-24 08:57:33 PM  

Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.


Don't bother. He is a troll. He has also stated that the moon landing was a fake.
 
2014-05-24 08:57:33 PM  
Put a coaster under that!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/couldn't find a picture of Maggie on the bar so I went with The Last Supper.
 
2014-05-24 08:58:08 PM  

Milo Minderbinder: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

That's fine, just count on junior learning a whole new vocabulary, because I'm going to swear up a blue streak. If your little twatwaffles can't handle it, there's something wrong with them.


I'm a sailor, they'll cuss right along with you.
 
2014-05-24 08:58:14 PM  

Seacop: Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.

Really? So any restaurant that serves alcohol isn't suitable for children?


if your hellspawn can't control themselves in public, no place is suitable
 
2014-05-24 08:59:09 PM  

Seacop: Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.

I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.


The patrons should "just deal with it". Then patrons stop coming. Place has financial troubles due to lack of traffic. Place goes out of business.

or

Ban kids, people have a place that's guaranteed not to have whiny kids..... profit?

/parent
//just leave the kid buckled in with a toy and lock the car
 
2014-05-24 08:59:27 PM  

Seacop: Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.

Really? So any restaurant that serves alcohol isn't suitable for children?


Hyperbole much?  You can bring your kids to Olive Garden.  This is a bar we're talking about.

http://nymag.com/listings/bar/hot-bird/

Get a farking sitter.
 
2014-05-24 08:59:28 PM  

Seacop: ten foiled hats: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

BAR.  F*CKING BAR.

RESTAURANT. F*CKING RESTAURANT THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO SERVE BOOZE.


Is anyone other than you saying not to bring kids to a restaurant?  No?  Then shut the fark up.
 
2014-05-24 08:59:37 PM  
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2014-05-24 08:59:47 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would you take a baby to a bar? What the hell is wrong with these people?


As the proud owner of 3 little rugrats, THIS! The bar is one of the few places I don't have to censor myself. I haven't been to one in a few months, but still. Before I was married and had kids, I spent my fair share of time in bars. There is no way in heck I would want my kids in one, either.
 
2014-05-24 08:59:58 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seacop: Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.

Really? So any restaurant that serves alcohol isn't suitable for children?

if your hellspawn can't control themselves in public, no place is suitable


That would assume my kids are uncontrolled. My kids are well controlled, and it's made easier by not giving them their afternoon nap, then they're too tired to fuss.
 
2014-05-24 09:00:05 PM  

Seacop: Milo Minderbinder: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

That's fine, just count on junior learning a whole new vocabulary, because I'm going to swear up a blue streak. If your little twatwaffles can't handle it, there's something wrong with them.

I'm a sailor, they'll cuss right along with you.


No, you are just semen.
 
2014-05-24 09:00:44 PM  
Congrats everyone, you just gave the thread to Seacop. Go ahead and keep feeding him.
 
2014-05-24 09:00:58 PM  

Seacop: Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.

I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.


What makes you think I wasn't including the patrons in that statement?
 
2014-05-24 09:01:51 PM  

Starshines: Seacop: ten foiled hats: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

BAR.  F*CKING BAR.

RESTAURANT. F*CKING RESTAURANT THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO SERVE BOOZE.

Is anyone other than you saying not to bring kids to a restaurant?  No?  Then shut the fark up.


Yes, please, if you're in the minority, don't express your opinion.
 
2014-05-24 09:02:14 PM  

rukus: //just leave the kid buckled in with a toy and lock the car


i249.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-24 09:03:11 PM  

Czechzican: Seacop: Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.

I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.

What makes you think I wasn't including the patrons in that statement?


If a patron tells me to leave, I'm not going to listen. If an owner does, I will comply, but I will not be quiet about it
 
2014-05-24 09:03:17 PM  

Seacop: Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.

I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.


If your kid is well behaved and polite then I have no problem. If your kid treats a public space like home and is even a little bit loud or annoying then fark you. I understand you're a paying patron but here's an idea, buy a little less food and drink and take that extra cash and hire a farking babysitter. Parents who haul their loud kids everywhere are the definition of self absorbed, they believe everyone else should have to deal with it instead of, you know, being a good parent.
 
2014-05-24 09:03:23 PM  

Seacop: ten foiled hats: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

BAR.  F*CKING BAR.

RESTAURANT. F*CKING RESTAURANT THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO SERVE BOOZE.


Here's the article so you can read it again.  Show me the word 'restaurant' anywhere in the article, please and thank you.

http://nypost.com/2014/05/21/brooklyn-pub-bans-kids-after-being-swam pe d-by-families/

SBinRR: It would have been nice to know which message board she posted her little whine on.  Not that we would have trolled that board.


Oh, no!  Of course not!
 
2014-05-24 09:03:29 PM  

Fark It: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

Wow.

If you as an adult can't handle that there are places for adults, and places for children, then you shouldn't be reproducing.


I'm hoping this person was actually an expert troll...
 
2014-05-24 09:04:30 PM  
"Kids shouldn't be running around where people are trying to drink and hook up," said Sophia Black, 27.

I wanna hook up too!
 
2014-05-24 09:04:52 PM  
I just finished babysitting my journeymans 2 year old so she and her husband could go catch a movie so I'm getting a kick....


/taught the kid to run to the fridge and fetch me a beer on command, he is getting good at it, I say "beer me" and he drops his army men, grabs my empty, tosses it in the trash, grabs me a fresh one from the fridge then goes back to his army men, he can't open it for me yet but another year...
 
2014-05-24 09:05:07 PM  

knight_on_the_rail: Seacop: Czechzican: Seacop: This kind of nonsense really burns me up. If I want to take my kids to a restaurant, or a movie, deal with it. I'm a paying patron. If you as an adult can't handle a child, there might be something wrong with you. Quit being so self absorbed.

They are dealing with it. By telling you to go away.

I'm not talking about the owner, I'm talking about the whining patrons.

If your kid is well behaved and polite then I have no problem. If your kid treats a public space like home and is even a little bit loud or annoying then fark you. I understand you're a paying patron but here's an idea, buy a little less food and drink and take that extra cash and hire a farking babysitter. Parents who haul their loud kids everywhere are the definition of self absorbed, they believe everyone else should have to deal with it instead of, you know, being a good parent.



Then you won't have a problem.
 
2014-05-24 09:05:23 PM  
Just keep hitting on the moms until they're too creeped out to return.
 
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