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(TMZ)   And lo, the seventh sign fell upon the earth as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sealed their marital union, and it was that the rivers were awash in blood, the heavens were torn asunder by lightning, and the ground quaked in anguish   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-05-24 04:38:47 PM  
"We could just ignore them".
 
2014-05-24 05:09:35 PM  
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2014-05-24 05:14:09 PM  
[OUTRAGE] People get married
 
2014-05-24 05:29:19 PM  
*scans headline*


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2014-05-24 05:41:35 PM  
Weird headline, subby. No one cares.
 
2014-05-24 05:45:47 PM  
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2014-05-24 05:48:44 PM  
That was just Khloe sitting down.
 
2014-05-24 05:59:51 PM  
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2014-05-24 06:27:25 PM  
And the seas boiled and the skies fell.
 
2014-05-24 06:35:14 PM  
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2014-05-24 06:39:06 PM  
Remind me:  how is it gay marriage make a mockery of marriage?
 
2014-05-24 06:47:00 PM  
I know its just the entertainment tab, but I still voted this down as "Too not news... even fark"
 
2014-05-24 08:31:21 PM  
I'm not reading all that shiat but what I will do is wish for the death of anything related to a kardashian.
 
2014-05-24 08:36:00 PM  
I'm seeing the no1cur has been covered, I'm out.

/Take a hint from Paul Anka subby
//Just don't look, just don't look...
 
2014-05-24 09:21:44 PM  
Them getting married doesn't change the fact the kid is a bastard and would be the anti-Christ no matter what.
 
2014-05-24 09:21:48 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Take a hint from Paul Anka subby


Came in here to post this, so instead I'll just leave a picture.

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/Guarantee void in Tennessee
 
2014-05-24 10:10:20 PM  
Have bets been placed for how long this one will last?


My bet is 2 years.
 
2014-05-24 10:43:55 PM  

"Set the war clock to zero!", yells Herc Hansen, awaiting the next Kardashian rift...

 
2014-05-24 10:51:29 PM  
Glad I am not paying $5 for totalfark to read this shiat for the next 6 days.
 
2014-05-24 11:28:30 PM  
Even on his wedding day, Kanye manages to look like he just ate shat sammich..
 
2014-05-25 12:21:30 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: Have bets been placed for how long this one will last?


My bet is 2 years.


Let's review the number: a 33 year old professional attention whore with 2 divorces under her belt gets knocked up by and marries a 36 year old, 21 time Grammy winning rapper. 33 x 2 - 36 - 21 = 9 years. That seems way too long to me but it's math and it's never wrong.
 
2014-05-25 12:35:45 AM  
And the rumor is that Kim ripped into her brother for not losing weight for the wedding and he ended leaving and didn't attend.
 
2014-05-25 12:42:38 AM  
There was a no fat people clause in the contract.
 
2014-05-25 12:46:22 AM  
Don't care about the article but I do like the headline, subby.
 
2014-05-25 01:22:41 AM  
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2014-05-25 01:50:35 AM  

Pr1nc3ss: Have bets been placed for how long this one will last?


My bet is 2 years.


Probably depends on how long people pay attention to them.  If people stop paying attention, there will be a divorce in order to grab headlines.  Then they'll reconcile as soon as that dies down 'for the sake of the child'.  It's what professional attention whores do.
 
2014-05-25 02:19:50 AM  
You know what I like? Doughnuts. Especially the chocolate-frosted ones w/ sprinkles.
 
2014-05-25 02:29:05 AM  
We're told Andrea Bocelli sang as Kim was walked down the aisle by Bruce Jenner.


I bet he did Nazi her coming
 
2014-05-25 02:52:06 AM  

jmr61: I'm not reading all that shiat but what I will do is wish for the death of anything related to a kardashian.


Almost enough to make me wish the Turks had done a proper job during WWI.
 
2014-05-25 07:53:14 AM  
Do you know what would really piss those two off, don't give them any attention.
 
2014-05-25 11:07:31 AM  
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2014-05-25 11:39:55 AM  
Kimmy has a fat ass, which is the #1 plaything of time and gravity. By the time she's forty she'll be looking like she sat on a puddle of spilled maple syrup when she sits in a skirt.

Kanye is a preening narcissist but seems to back up some of that attitude with actual talent. Methinks when KK's ass hits optimal viscosity he will drop her like acid at Woodstock.
 
2014-05-25 11:37:30 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Even on his wedding day, Kanye manages to look like he just ate shat sammich..


He married Kim. What were you expecting - tears of joy? He'd have to marry his own clone for that to occur, because only then would he consider it a worthy and perfect match.
 
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