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(UEFA Champions League)   We suffer for what we love. Gus Johnson and Know It All Wynalda bring you the Champions League final. Real vs Atletico   (uefa.com ) divider line
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2014-05-24 02:10:15 PM  
Oh, fark no.  I love Gus to death but he can't call a soccer game to save his life, and Wynalda's just an insufferable douche.
 
2014-05-24 02:15:16 PM  
Unfreakable...you there for a green?
 
2014-05-24 02:23:00 PM  
Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?
 
2014-05-24 02:23:51 PM  

dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?


Are they saying Jose is the reason Real is at the final?
 
2014-05-24 02:26:48 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

Are they saying Jose is the reason Real is at the final?


I imagine they're there for Courtois.
 
2014-05-24 02:27:28 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

Are they saying Jose is the reason Real is at the final?


So far all I hear is teeth gnashing over David Luiz. And now a bunch of dudes in Ronaldo kits have arrived.

Gonna be a long afternoon.
 
2014-05-24 02:27:34 PM  

sephjnr: Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

Are they saying Jose is the reason Real is at the final?

I imagine they're there for Courtois.


They're scouting Costa, too.
 
2014-05-24 02:27:35 PM  

dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?


You're welcome!   I'll bet all the Chelsea fans came on one bus.
 
2014-05-24 02:28:32 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Better stock up for the game.
 
2014-05-24 02:28:51 PM  

Unfreakable: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

You're welcome!   I'll bet all the Chelsea fans came on one bus.


Nah, 35 buses provided by Jose himself. They need match fitness.
 
2014-05-24 02:29:32 PM  

Unfreakable: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

You're welcome!   I'll bet all the Chelsea fans came on one bus.


That parked just a little bit on the late side.
 
2014-05-24 02:30:41 PM  

Unfreakable: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

You're welcome!   I'll bet all the Chelsea fans came on one bus.


And they probably blocked the entrance.
 
2014-05-24 02:30:53 PM  
Any word on whether Costa, Turan or Pepe are fit for the match? I heard they were all doubtful.
 
2014-05-24 02:31:53 PM  
Oh fark, my stream is Gus and Wynalda. God help me.
 
2014-05-24 02:32:19 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Any word on whether Costa, Turan or Pepe are fit for the match? I heard they were all doubtful.


NBC said Costa is starting.
 
2014-05-24 02:32:23 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Any word on whether Costa, Turan or Pepe are fit for the match? I heard they were all doubtful.


Costa; In
Turan and Pepe are out.
 
2014-05-24 02:33:18 PM  
If only this match was in Glasgow. Real likes Glasgow.
 
2014-05-24 02:34:15 PM  

star_topology: Unfreakable: dietbubba: Thanks Unfreakable!
/my footie bar has been invaded by 35 Chelsea fans.
//is this hell?

You're welcome!   I'll bet all the Chelsea fans came on one bus.

And they probably blocked the entrance.


And when they're accused of blocking the entrance, they deny it and try to change the subject.
 
2014-05-24 02:34:21 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Oh fark, my stream is Gus and Wynalda. God help me.


Good. Suffer with the rest of us.
 
2014-05-24 02:34:54 PM  
Oh my the bus jokes made me cackle
 
2014-05-24 02:35:35 PM  
I wonder if Raul's in the crowd for this one. His boyhood club and the club that brought him glory.
 
2014-05-24 02:37:28 PM  
FIGO!
 
2014-05-24 02:38:21 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: I wonder if Raul's in the crowd for this one. His boyhood club and the club that brought him glory.


Theres no way he'd miss it. Hopefully he's in a box seat.
 
2014-05-24 02:39:17 PM  
Why are they showing a Barcelona commercial right before the match?
 
2014-05-24 02:41:35 PM  
In even worse news the competition to be the biggest coont in the Premier League has turned into a three horse race with Joey Barton and QPR winning the play off final this afternoon
 
2014-05-24 02:41:53 PM  
Where are Martin Tyler and Alan Smith? Can they hijack the broadcast and replace Gus and Wynalda?
 
2014-05-24 02:43:11 PM  

Norfolking Chance: In even worse news the competition to be the biggest coont in the Premier League has turned into a three horse race with Joey Barton and QPR winning the play off final this afternoon


With Barton back in the PL, it's a race for 2nd now.

/Was rooting for Derby
 
2014-05-24 02:44:11 PM  

desertgeek: Norfolking Chance: In even worse news the competition to be the biggest coont in the Premier League has turned into a three horse race with Joey Barton and QPR winning the play off final this afternoon

With Barton back in the PL, it's a race for 2nd now.

/Was rooting for Derby


Who has a rivalry with Derby? I want to see the Derby derby.
 
2014-05-24 02:44:13 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Where are Martin Tyler and Alan Smith? Can they hijack the broadcast and replace Gus and Wynalda?


If you have FoxSoccer2Go, I think there is an alternate audio option for them. Not 100% sure on that.
 
2014-05-24 02:44:26 PM  
Time to retire this insipid tune for good. Nobody knows the words for this fake 'classical' theme, and the singing's poor.
 
2014-05-24 02:46:12 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: desertgeek: Norfolking Chance: In even worse news the competition to be the biggest coont in the Premier League has turned into a three horse race with Joey Barton and QPR winning the play off final this afternoon

With Barton back in the PL, it's a race for 2nd now.

/Was rooting for Derby

Who has a rivalry with Derby? I want to see the Derby derby.


Nottingham Forest, and they've been in the same division for some time.
 
2014-05-24 02:46:27 PM  
Gunners fans arrive and ask "can I have the cheapest draft."
 
2014-05-24 02:46:29 PM  
That's a beautiful stadium.
 
2014-05-24 02:47:06 PM  

dietbubba: Gunners fans arrive and ask "can I have the cheapest draft."


They are disciples of Wenger.
 
2014-05-24 02:48:44 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Gunners fans arrive and ask "can I have the cheapest draft."

They are disciples of Wenger.


*cough*

cdn.images.express.co.uk
 
2014-05-24 02:49:01 PM  

sephjnr: Time to retire this insipid tune for good. Nobody knows the words for this fake 'classical' theme, and the singing's poor.


The music is mostly Handel's Zadok the Priest which is used as a coronation anthem in Britain.

But they should just use the proper music and the stupid version that they use.
 
2014-05-24 02:49:57 PM  
There is no personality in sports - on the field, in the offices, or on the mic - that I like less than Gus Johnson. He did SLIGHTLY redeem himself during the 2012 Big Ten Championship game by calling out the refs but he will be screaming over absolutely nothing any minute.
 
2014-05-24 02:53:01 PM  
How many bloody times in the past 5 minutes have they repeated themselves about Atletico's back four? It's maddening.
 
2014-05-24 02:53:57 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: How many bloody times in the past 5 minutes have they repeated themselves about Atletico's back four? It's maddening.


Thankfully the Chelskii fans are making a lot of noise and I can't hear the commentary. Small blessings
 
2014-05-24 02:54:31 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Gunners fans arrive and ask "can I have the cheapest draft."

They are disciples of Wenger.


Reports have me linked with a tall Belgian Pilsner, but other reports are saying that a Lithuanian ale will be the one to quench my thirst. I'll deny all reports and stay thirsty until the last minute of the game, then I'll buy an inexpensive French beer on tap.

And then I'll pay for it with a $100 bill.

And right before I begin to drink it, I'll notice that the glass is cracked.
 
2014-05-24 02:54:47 PM  

dietbubba: Princip's Sandwich: How many bloody times in the past 5 minutes have they repeated themselves about Atletico's back four? It's maddening.

Thankfully the Chelskii fans are making a lot of noise and I can't hear the commentary. Small blessings


It's been: Laud Atletico's back four. Laud Atletico's energy. Small interruption for the actual game. Rinse and repeat.
 
2014-05-24 02:55:16 PM  

Norfolking Chance: sephjnr: Time to retire this insipid tune for good. Nobody knows the words for this fake 'classical' theme, and the singing's poor.

The music is mostly Handel's Zadok the Priest which is used as a coronation anthem in Britain.

But they should just use the proper music and the stupid version that they use.


The Men In Blazer SiriusXM radio show was set to talk to the composer of the theme yesterday, I heard.
 
2014-05-24 02:55:48 PM  
Slightly upset missing it but getting outside with son is more bearable than Gus and knowitall
 
2014-05-24 02:55:56 PM  

Langston: Princip's Sandwich: dietbubba: Gunners fans arrive and ask "can I have the cheapest draft."

They are disciples of Wenger.

Reports have me linked with a tall Belgian Pilsner, but other reports are saying that a Lithuanian ale will be the one to quench my thirst. I'll deny all reports and stay thirsty until the last minute of the game, then I'll buy an inexpensive French beer on tap.

And then I'll pay for it with a $100 bill.

And right before I begin to drink it, I'll notice that the glass is cracked.


Which jackass turned the voting off?
 
2014-05-24 02:55:57 PM  
Costa's getting subbed out already. Guess he wasn't fully fit.
 
2014-05-24 02:55:59 PM  
Unless Sky Sports gets the UK rights to the WC between now and 2018, Martin Tyler should be the lead voice for that WC in Russia for Fox.
 
2014-05-24 02:56:02 PM  
There goes Costa....
 
2014-05-24 02:56:19 PM  
Well that didnt take long.
 
2014-05-24 02:56:32 PM  
Placenta overdose? Diego Costa out after 9 min.
 
2014-05-24 02:56:36 PM  
What did I miss that AM had to make a sub already?
 
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