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(Celebuzz)   Time to brush off the Cheetos dust from your clothes, brush your teeth, comb your hair and tuck in your shirt. Sofia Vergara breaks off engagement to Nick Loeb   (celebuzz.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Nick Loeb, Cheetos, linguistic prescription, Kim Kardashian  
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1417 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 May 2014 at 3:13 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-24 01:45:34 PM  
Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
 
2014-05-24 02:16:56 PM  
He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.
 
2014-05-24 03:15:30 PM  
My body is ready.
 
2014-05-24 03:25:30 PM  
This calls for celebratory boobage, chicos!

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/definitely wouldn't mind tapping some Colombian flavor again!
 
2014-05-24 03:26:21 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.


This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.
 
2014-05-24 03:31:38 PM  

kling_klang_bed: This calls for celebratory boobage, chicos!

/definitely wouldn't mind tapping some Colombian flavor again!


I've always thought there was something weird about her face. Like she had bad work done to it. But her body is so fantastically slammin' that it doesn't really matter. She's smoking hot.
 
2014-05-24 03:38:06 PM  
According to Jimmy Kimmel Live, she doesn't think there's anything wrong with having a duck in her mouth.

Oh baby....yes...ohhhhhh...Aflac!
 
2014-05-24 03:45:07 PM  
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2014-05-24 03:46:01 PM  
I'd love to marry her, but her Ex is a jerk.

He always promises to pick Manny up for stuff but never shows.
 
2014-05-24 03:46:48 PM  
She is beautiful. And I would have a good reason to break out the red ball gag as well.
 
2014-05-24 03:48:00 PM  
Maybe she will revisit Tom Cruise or Andres Lopez Lopez again.
 
2014-05-24 03:48:51 PM  

mongbiohazard: kling_klang_bed: This calls for celebratory boobage, chicos!

/definitely wouldn't mind tapping some Colombian flavor again!

I've always thought there was something weird about her face. Like she had bad work done to it. But her body is so fantastically slammin' that it doesn't really matter. She's smoking hot.


Yes, definitely some work in the past years, and yes, still smoking hot.
 
2014-05-24 03:49:10 PM  
When you take in to effect the 3 Dimensional Hot - Crazy - Columian graph, he is lucky he escaped with his dick still attached!
 
2014-05-24 03:50:11 PM  

bingethinker: Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.


No, man, that's Rob Lowe.

/in the right measure
 
2014-05-24 04:01:26 PM  

lindalouwho: ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.

This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.


Neckbeards who believe in the friendzone informed me that all women go for jerks.
 
2014-05-24 04:02:35 PM  

DubyaHater: She is beautiful. And I would have a good reason to break out the red ball gag as well.


For when she pegs you?
 
2014-05-24 04:04:42 PM  
 
2014-05-24 04:08:35 PM  

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2014-05-24 04:21:28 PM  
There's no part of her I wouldn't eat.

/seriously
 
2014-05-24 04:38:17 PM  
So you mean I still a chance? Cool...

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2014-05-24 04:48:23 PM  

Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.

This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.

Neckbeards who believe in the friendzone informed me that all women go for jerks.


Thr friendzone is real, and often is mutually beneficial - especially when you're older.

A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*

Anyone of either sex who dates, and continues to date jerks needs to listen to their friends more.
 
2014-05-24 04:54:10 PM  

lindalouwho: friendzone



When a girl says "Oh, your sweet" it means "GET FARKING BACK IN THE FRIENDZONE! I'M NOT READY FOR YOU YET!!"
 
2014-05-24 05:03:05 PM  
Cool, my chances just increased by a thousand percent!
 
2014-05-24 05:03:27 PM  

Zombie DJ: lindalouwho: friendzone


When a girl says "Oh, your sweet" it means "GET FARKING BACK IN THE FRIENDZONE! I'M NOT READY FOR YOU YET!!"


Ha! Sometimes that's true.
 
2014-05-24 05:05:15 PM  

lindalouwho: Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.

This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.

Neckbeards who believe in the friendzone informed me that all women go for jerks.

Thr friendzone is real, and often is mutually beneficial - especially when you're older.

A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*

Anyone of either sex who dates, and continues to date jerks needs to listen to their friends more.


Completely agree with what you say about phases, but at no point have I ever been so jaded that I thought that's what women in general wanted...and I never even had a date in high school, lol.

I'm thinking we have different definitions of friendzone. How is it mutually beneficial when one party decides to keep a friendship going based on the premise of "Maybe they will fark me some day. I just have to keep being nice."? Also, if you know someone is your "friend" simply because they want to sleep with you, why would you bother keeping them around?
 
2014-05-24 05:21:54 PM  

Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.

This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.

Neckbeards who believe in the friendzone informed me that all women go for jerks.

Thr friendzone is real, and often is mutually beneficial - especially when you're older.

A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*

Anyone of either sex who dates, and continues to date jerks needs to listen to their friends more.

Completely agree with what you say about phases, but at no point have I ever been so jaded that I thought that's what women in general wanted...and I never even had a date in high school, lol.

I'm thinking we have different definitions of friendzone. How is it mutually beneficial when one party decides to keep a friendship going based on the premise of "Maybe they will fark me some day. I just have to keep being nice."? Also, if you know someone is your "friend" simply because they want to sleep with you, why would you bother keeping them around?


I didn't realize the full definition of friendzone then (I'm 58). I thought it meant to just be friends. I have guy friends I've known since kindergarten.

/come sit on my lawn and explain your ways, young people ;-)
 
2014-05-24 05:26:25 PM  

bingethinker: Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.


Well, that didn't take nearly as long as I expected...
 
2014-05-24 05:59:47 PM  

Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: Bane of Broone: lindalouwho: ecmoRandomNumbers: He looks like a douchebag. Maybe she dodged a bullet.

This.

Have read accounts that confirm it. Could never understand that pairing.

Neckbeards who believe in the friendzone informed me that all women go for jerks.

Thr friendzone is real, and often is mutually beneficial - especially when you're older.

A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*

Anyone of either sex who dates, and continues to date jerks needs to listen to their friends more.

Completely agree with what you say about phases, but at no point have I ever been so jaded that I thought that's what women in general wanted...and I never even had a date in high school, lol.

I'm thinking we have different definitions of friendzone. How is it mutually beneficial when one party decides to keep a friendship going based on the premise of "Maybe they will fark me some day. I just have to keep being nice."? Also, if you know someone is your "friend" simply because they want to sleep with you, why would you bother keeping them around?


To use them for everything they possibly can, without ever putting out? Here's how it works with me. If I have a female friend, and we don't fark after a year or so, the friendship dies, regardless of my willingness to continue it. Sometimes I guess I just think we're going out for a beer, and they hope we're dating, sometimes its other way 'round. Of course, if we do fark, in 5 years or less we'll be exes and no longer speaking to each other. Whatever. Friendships with women aren't viable over the long term.
 
2014-05-24 06:00:21 PM  

lindalouwho: A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*


There's nothing wrong with dating a stripper. It's not like they're hookers.
 
2014-05-24 06:28:30 PM  

Mugato: lindalouwho: A lot of women go thru the "bad boy" stage; some men go thru the "dating a stripper" stage.
*shrug*

There's nothing wrong with dating a stripper. It's not like they're hookers.


Didn't say there was, just equated them with bad boys :-)
 
2014-05-24 09:28:26 PM  

ten foiled hats: bingethinker: Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

No, man, that's Rob Lowe.

/in the right measure


I assume you mean Nick Lowe. Unless that was the joke, then I apologize.
 
2014-05-24 09:37:06 PM  
Best news all week...Sofia Viagra is freed again
 
2014-05-24 10:27:41 PM  

puckrock2000: ten foiled hats: bingethinker: Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

No, man, that's Rob Lowe.

/in the right measure

I assume you mean Nick Lowe. Unless that was the joke, then I apologize.


Or was it Nick Cave?

/no, that was indeed the joke.  I'm hilarious, aren't I?
 
2014-05-24 10:55:37 PM  
I blame a lack of communication for the breakup. He says, she only hears what she wants to.
 
2014-05-25 12:15:14 AM  

Uzzah: bingethinker: Well, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

Well, that didn't take nearly as long as I expected...


That's what she said!
 
2014-05-25 12:33:07 AM  
No thank you. She is Latina and Viki Mendoza. That is too much cray cray for me. Since she is at the age she is and not locked down tells the story, biatch is farking nuts
 
2014-05-25 05:30:43 AM  
I'm 43 and still available, I'll console her.
 
2014-05-25 02:04:30 PM  

Hey_shut_up: No thank you. She is Latina and Viki Mendoza. That is too much cray cray for me. Since she is at the age she is and not locked down tells the story, biatch is farking nuts


Hey, racism? Not attractive.
 
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