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(WTOP)   Attacked by a flying deer when exiting a city bus? Well, ain't that a kick in the head   (wtop.com) divider line 36
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2014-05-24 11:13:34 PM  
I guess you could say...

that she needs...

a bambi-lance.

Yaaaaaaaaaa!

/that's the joke
 
2014-05-25 12:22:53 AM  
That could ruminant your whole day
 
2014-05-25 12:32:07 AM  
grandma?
 
2014-05-25 12:35:07 AM  
AGIMWIDKTDCF
 
2014-05-25 12:35:50 AM  
It's like a headline jumped into subby's lap.
 
2014-05-25 12:38:49 AM  
duh,

a deer

a female deer
 
2014-05-25 12:47:27 AM  
Oh deer
 
2014-05-25 12:47:51 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: grandma?


Goddamnit. Now I'm singing it.

/jerk
 
2014-05-25 12:52:12 AM  
God likes to give insurance adjusters a WTF moment now and then
 
2014-05-25 12:53:33 AM  
Bystanders quoted saying "nice rack"
 
2014-05-25 12:54:34 AM  
That's what happens when Santa drinks too much eggnog.
 
2014-05-25 12:56:15 AM  
I thought this story must be coming from Australia and that drop bears would then eat the deer.
 
2014-05-25 01:09:00 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Oh deer



My sentiments exactly.
 
2014-05-25 01:12:05 AM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-05-25 01:19:54 AM  
White tailed deer kill more people in the US than sharks, snakes, spiders, bears, cougars, alligators,and crocodiles COMBINED. They are godless killing machines
 
2014-05-25 01:36:49 AM  
So she took the bus and hoofed it from there?
 
2014-05-25 01:38:53 AM  
She just killed Bambi.
 
2014-05-25 01:44:40 AM  
Person was attacked by a deer while waiting for the bus? What rural town was this?
/reads article
At a DC bus stop? wtfark?

Woman in DC mugged by a deer. Your move Florida.
 
2014-05-25 01:45:11 AM  
 
2014-05-25 01:56:10 AM  
v.cdn.vine.co
 
2014-05-25 02:04:01 AM  
How lucky can one woman be?

The bus stop was completely black
The deer kicked her and she kicked back.
 
2014-05-25 02:05:16 AM  
Like subby once said ....

Good on you for the Dean Martin reference.
 
2014-05-25 02:15:12 AM  

Oldiron_79: White tailed deer kill more people in the US than sharks, snakes, spiders, bears, cougars, alligators,and crocodiles COMBINED. They are godless killing machines


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2014-05-25 02:19:07 AM  
Ain't that a kick in the head? YES.
 
2014-05-25 02:25:22 AM  

Oldiron_79: White tailed deer kill more people in the US than sharks, snakes, spiders, bears, cougars, alligators,and crocodiles COMBINED. They are godless killing machines


Deer, the most dangerous game...
 
2014-05-25 02:33:54 AM  
Dayummm nature you scary
 
2014-05-25 02:48:41 AM  
Call the North Pole.  Santa's been looking for that guy since Epiphany.
 
2014-05-25 02:53:58 AM  

Pribar: Oldiron_79: White tailed deer kill more people in the US than sharks, snakes, spiders, bears, cougars, alligators,and crocodiles COMBINED. They are godless killing machines

Deer, the most dangerous game...


At least the deer didn't try to rape her.
 
2014-05-25 04:42:56 AM  

ciberido: Like subby once said ....

Good on you for the Dean Martin reference.


Not Deer Martin? I concur, anyways. Nice one subster!
 
2014-05-25 05:44:00 AM  
In other news, an incredibly urban concrete and asphalt environment like DC has deer leaping about.
 
2014-05-25 06:59:12 AM  

zamboni: I guess you could say...

that she needs...

a bambi-lance.

Yaaaaaaaaaa!

/that's the joke


damn, beat me to it!
 
2014-05-25 08:19:42 AM  
Oh yes!
s8.postimg.org
There will be blood.
 
2014-05-25 08:34:36 AM  
Crickets?
s24.postimg.org
Amateurs.
 
2014-05-25 11:17:53 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Ain't that a kick in the head? YES.


Off to play New Vegas for the rest of the day...
 
2014-05-25 12:32:41 PM  
That deer was just fawning for attention.
 
2014-05-25 03:22:01 PM  
That Simpsons gag was one of the funniest things they ever did.
 
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