strangeluck: If I ever have kids, I'm naming them all Bob, regardless if boys or girls. I'll then convince my wife that we should legally change our names to Bob./Bob.
abhorrent1: Kale is gross and you people are idiots.
ifky: I guess I'll be naming my kids hoagie and steak
Lee451: If I had kids I would name them "Milord" and "Milady". "Would Milord go to the blackboard and solve the math problem?""Hizzoner" is another good one.
Kevin72: It would be normal to name the kid Caleb or Calvin and nickname him Kale. Poor kid wil always be called "Cal" and have to explain he is not Calvin but "Kale".
Cataholic: [31.media.tumblr.com image 641x405]Would never have spelled it with a K.
conniemac: abhorrent1: Kale is gross and you people are idiots.It can be if not prepared properly. There's a restaurant in my area that has had a tasty lentil/kale soup on their menu for years, well before the current kale fad.
abhorrent1: conniemac: abhorrent1: Kale is gross and you people are idiots.It can be if not prepared properly. There's a restaurant in my area that has had a tasty lentil/kale soup on their menu for years, well before the current kale fad.So you liked it before it went mainstream?
ms_lara_croft: When I was in elementary school I knew a girl name Camilla, but she and her parents pronounced it like it rhymed with PAM-e-la. So she was CAM-i-lla. I tried to tell her how it was really pronounced and she just got mad at me. We never did get along.I remember back in the '70s when Gage became a popular name. It was because of the character Gage on "Emergency!", played by Randolph Mantooth./No one named their kids either Randolph or Mantooth.
ArkAngel: Friend of mine named his son "Cael," after college wrestler Cael Sanderson
Cake Hunter: Pemphigus would make a pretty name.
Kevin72: Cake Hunter: Pemphigus would make a pretty name.Hey, my grandmother cured pemphigus. Literally. She had pemphigus in the mid-1960s and they tested then experimental Cortisone on her. It worked. She lived to age 97, even outliving the young doctor who saved her life.
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