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7675 clicks; posted to Video » on 23 May 2014 at 9:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-23 07:43:08 PM  
"I also wish I had a Mom that didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"
 
2014-05-23 08:36:55 PM  
I had to decide between 2 girlfriends once in 3rd grade.

/Tough growing up, you know.
 
2014-05-23 08:37:09 PM  

Beerguy: "I also wish I had a Mom that didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"


"or write scripts for me to read in her attempts to create viral videos"
 
2014-05-23 09:39:16 PM  
No woman, no cry.
 
2014-05-23 09:49:03 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Beerguy: "I also wish I had a Mom that didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"

"or write scripts for me to read in her attempts to create viral videos"


/rubs own mommy issues onto Pocket Ninja when his back is turned
 
2014-05-23 11:20:56 PM  
We've all been there kid.

/not really
//so lonely
 
2014-05-23 11:45:24 PM  
Give up the ugliest one.  She's not gonna get any cuter.
 
2014-05-23 11:57:39 PM  

Beerguy: "I also wish I had a Mom that didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"


What's the over/under on that video being shot with an iPhone?
 
2014-05-24 01:46:23 AM  
I had this problem through to my 30s.  It's when you get up to five at a time that its starts working itself out; when keeping notes isn't even enough to keep all their details straight.

Sometimes I wish I was 34 again.  :-/
 
2014-05-24 02:22:55 AM  
Dear Kid:

Tell each one that you don't think you are right for each other. Keep the one that freaks out the least.
 
2014-05-24 05:07:59 AM  

Beerguy: "I also wish I had a Mom that WHO didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"



/FTFY

/Let your rants be about things that matter
 
2014-05-24 05:18:58 AM  
 
2014-05-24 08:00:21 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Give up the ugliest one.  She's not gonna get any cuter.


So, I am on facebook and like many others my age, a lot of my friends on there are old schoolmates. Facebook came out 3 years after I graduated H.S.  Anyways, I look at some of the girls I went to school with and some of the hotties are now fatties and some of the not so pretty ones are easily 9/10.  Like, WTF happened.
 
2014-05-24 08:42:27 AM  
I don't usually chuckle at little kid stuff but I made an exception this time.
 
2014-05-24 09:14:41 AM  
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Use the chart kid.
 
2014-05-24 10:01:51 AM  
well worth the payoff at the end.
 
2014-05-24 10:09:47 AM  

stonelotus: well worth the payoff at the end.


Indeed. I literally lol'ed.
 
2014-05-24 11:08:35 AM  
White people problems..
 
2014-05-24 12:33:36 PM  
wild9:So, I am on facebook and like many others my age, a lot of my friends on there are old schoolmates. Facebook came out 3 years after I graduated H.S.  Anyways, I look at some of the girls I went to school with and some of the hotties are now fatties and some of the not so pretty ones are easily 9/10.  Like, WTF happened.

It gets much less predictable over the next 25 or so years.
 
2014-05-24 01:47:21 PM  
102 problems.
 
2014-05-24 03:41:25 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Beerguy: "I also wish I had a Mom that didn't TAKE F**KING VERTICAL VIDEOS!!"

What's the over/under on that video being shot with an iPhone?


Who cares?
 
2014-05-24 05:38:40 PM  

wild9: i_dig_chicks: Give up the ugliest one.  She's not gonna get any cuter.

So, I am on facebook and like many others my age, a lot of my friends on there are old schoolmates. Facebook came out 3 years after I graduated H.S.  Anyways, I look at some of the girls I went to school with and some of the hotties are now fatties and some of the not so pretty ones are easily 9/10.  Like, WTF happened.


The cute ones never had to try and got lazy.  While the homely chicks worked on themselves.  shiat catches up to them around 30.
 
2014-05-24 05:49:32 PM  

andychrist420: wild9: i_dig_chicks: Give up the ugliest one.  She's not gonna get any cuter.

So, I am on facebook and like many others my age, a lot of my friends on there are old schoolmates. Facebook came out 3 years after I graduated H.S.  Anyways, I look at some of the girls I went to school with and some of the hotties are now fatties and some of the not so pretty ones are easily 9/10.  Like, WTF happened.

The cute ones never had to try and got lazy.  While the homely chicks worked on themselves.  shiat catches up to them around 30.


^This times eleventy.
 
2014-05-24 07:32:19 PM  
At least we don't need to worry this little man turns into a Elliot Rodger
 
2014-05-24 10:32:34 PM  

DutchDynamite: At least we don't need to worry this little man turns into a Elliot Rodger


Well done!
 
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