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(Fark)   Fark Weird News Quiz: the last thing you need to complete before you leave the office today, you big slacker   ( fark.com) divider line
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2014-05-23 04:02:52 PM  
Thanks to the quiz team this week that helped put it all together right before a holiday weekend. Your quizmasters this week are phlegmmo, Sinto, and Sim Tree. Thanks so much for putting this together.
 
2014-05-23 04:04:11 PM  
Winners from last week's quiz:

rocketboots 913
mutterfark 909
Nunpoo 908
Lord Jubjub 901
abhorrent1 897
Red Shirt Blues 893
Twilight Farkle 887
Old_Fark 869
DanZero 861
zarker 857

Might be able to top them this week...
 
2014-05-23 04:04:33 PM  
 
2014-05-23 04:09:43 PM  
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 648
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (82 seconds)

gunsmack   935
the Mole of Production   930
Bob Falfa   648

I'm number three! I'm number three!
 
2014-05-23 04:13:31 PM  
Wow. 729? That was some mighty fine guessing on my part.
 
2014-05-23 04:14:18 PM  
662

not good enough this week...have a good Memorial Day weekend.


/remember those that have fallen.
 
2014-05-23 04:18:09 PM  
Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 643
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (92 seconds)
 
2014-05-23 04:19:06 PM  
CRAP! I knew I was slacking off at work but I didn't think it was this bad.
 
2014-05-23 04:20:37 PM  
i'm still busy casting the TFD algonquin round table ...
 
2014-05-23 04:20:42 PM  
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1035
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 954


Now that's how you start a holiday weekend...
 
2014-05-23 04:21:08 PM  
Holy Farkity fark.  My best score in a looong time and still didn't make top 10 this early in.

9 out of 11 correct, total points = 816
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (101 seconds)

*checks clock*

1 hour to go!
 
2014-05-23 04:21:51 PM  
Holy shiat, this is by far the best I've ever done:

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 933


Total time elapsed:
1 minute (74 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

shopball   1035
Twilight Farkle   1012
netweavr   1004
funkadelic78   983
Tax Boy   941
gunsmack   935
wxboy   933
Arkanaut   933
Ivo Shandor   932
the Mole of Production   930
 
2014-05-23 04:21:51 PM  
757. I suck.
 
2014-05-23 04:22:39 PM  
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 944

wooo! best score ever! mustve been a slow work week.
 
2014-05-23 04:24:47 PM  
9/10 on the easy quiz.

damn son. your tax dollars at work
 
2014-05-23 04:25:42 PM  
1015? What does that mean? Did I break it?
 
2014-05-23 04:28:50 PM  

shopball: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1035
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 954

Now that's how you start a holiday weekend...


Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1012 (88 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 855 (93 seconds)

I'm not only off by one in easy mode, I'm slow by one second! Exceptional work, shopball, and my thanks to the quizmasters for another good quiz. And speaking of giving thanks, while we're all striving hard not to not get arrested during three days of beer and BBQ-fueled relaxation, don't forget to take a moment to raise a glass to those whose who can no longer be with us to help us get even further into trouble.
 
2014-05-23 04:29:10 PM  
Look at me go!  this is the bestest I've ever done!  Thank you INTERNETS!

Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 968
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (132 seconds)
 
2014-05-23 04:30:08 PM  
Final Score:
5 out of 10 correct, total points = 420
 Total time elapsed:
3 minutes (206 seconds)

Appropriate.
 
2014-05-23 04:30:13 PM  
Hoaah. 11 out of 11. I made the leaderboard!
 
2014-05-23 04:31:02 PM  
8 out of 11 =  727

This is the best I've done on the hard quiz for quite a while.

Should have been 9 of 10 on easy, but my browser had a problem.  8/10 = 735
 
2014-05-23 04:43:34 PM  
Well, I was top 10 for a few.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-23 04:50:47 PM  
Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1032

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (169 seconds)

I really didn't get much done this week except for reading fark... damn...
 
2014-05-23 04:53:05 PM  
917... Well I didn't do squat this week now did I?
 
2014-05-23 04:56:53 PM  
539
 
2014-05-23 05:00:33 PM  
420
 
2014-05-23 05:01:06 PM  
Always one question short ; 831
 
2014-05-23 05:06:21 PM  
gawddayum but there was a lot of farking off going on this week, man.  8 farkers with quadruple digit scores.  I got 7 of 11 and didn't even crack Pat Robertson's club.  not that I'd want to be a member of that anyway.

i might go console myself with the easy quiz.
 
2014-05-23 05:09:30 PM  

danno_to_infinity: gawddayum but there was a lot of farking off going on this week, man.  8 farkers with quadruple digit scores.  I got 7 of 11 and didn't even crack Pat Robertson's club.  not that I'd want to be a member of that anyway.

i might go console myself with the easy quiz.


good lord, I did worse.

/hangs head in shame
 
2014-05-23 05:36:59 PM  
I have now proved that work is counterproductive to completing Fark news quizzes. Last couple of weeks while working: about half answered correctly. This week, after finishing a contract last Friday: 80% correct.
 
2014-05-23 05:42:26 PM  
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 665

/Meh.
 
2014-05-23 05:51:32 PM  
Hey, first time I made Unfreakable's Top 10 on the Hard quiz. It'll probably be the last time too.

6/11
8/10.

Productivity: A little bit more.

No arrests this weekend
 
2014-05-23 08:36:00 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 730
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (100 seconds)

one of my better efforts , but no top ten.
 
2014-05-23 09:00:14 PM  
Holy crap, I got a 10 out of 11 for once. I had missed seeing the one about the highschool girl spelling with elements. I guessed Mt Cock, thinking she'd have chosen the shorter option.

What was I thinking? The element Mt exists, but no highschool chemistry class would care about it. Meitnerium is synthetic and has a half life of 7.6 seconds.
 
2014-05-23 10:24:07 PM  

buckler: Hoaah. 11 out of 11. I made the leaderboard!


for a change... I got 11 of 11 and broke the 3 digit score threshold... and still didn't make the top 10...  so I did good... but just not good enough....
 
2014-05-23 10:33:52 PM  

Sofa King Smart: buckler: Hoaah. 11 out of 11. I made the leaderboard!

for a change... I got 11 of 11 and broke the 3 digit score threshold... and still didn't make the top 10...  so I did good... but just not good enough....


I'm at the bottom of the listings now, so I'm not hopeful it'll last, but it was a fun ride.
 
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