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(BBC-US)   French mayor loses his oui oui   (bbc.com) divider line 33
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2014-05-23 02:00:39 PM
I know how it is.

To quotet the wife of Jim Trott's stuttering character on Vicar of Dibley:  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no.
 
2014-05-23 02:13:38 PM
This headline is awesome.
 
2014-05-23 02:17:16 PM
The unnamed attacker...

Unnamed? As in "he has no name"? Or does the guy have a name, but you don't know what it is? 'Cause if I had no name, I probably would've resorted to a life of crime, too.
 
2014-05-23 02:17:38 PM
Voulez vous Hubba Hubba.
 
2014-05-23 02:45:27 PM
French mayor 'castrated and killed by jealous husband'

When I first read that, I thought it was HIS husband.
 
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2014-05-23 02:49:57 PM
French mayor 'castrated and killed by jealous husband'

It's even worse than it would be if it was the other way around.
 
2014-05-23 04:05:18 PM
Mon dieu!
 
2014-05-23 05:35:14 PM
Tabert Nackers!
 
2014-05-23 05:37:36 PM
Don't say "oui", say "sea"!
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2014-05-23 05:39:39 PM
Eh bien -- Au revoir.
 
2014-05-23 05:40:05 PM
Before killing himself, the attacker sauteed the mayor's stick and berries and washed it all down with a nice Burgundy... thhpp thhppp thp thhhp...
 
2014-05-23 05:41:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: The unnamed attacker...

Unnamed? As in "he has no name"? Or does the guy have a name, but you don't know what it is? 'Cause if I had no name, I probably would've resorted to a life of crime, too.


If I had no name, I'd star in a trilogy of spaghetti westerns.
 
2014-05-23 05:56:03 PM
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No, I just have to powder my nose...
 
2014-05-23 06:01:09 PM
He also lost his vie vie
 
2014-05-23 06:07:29 PM
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Fear le-Rabet!
 
2014-05-23 06:08:23 PM
If France had less strict gun laws he would of shot 30 people. Instead we get this wierdo shiat
 
2014-05-23 06:18:48 PM

scottydoesntknow: French mayor 'castrated and killed by jealous husband'

When I first read that, I thought it was HIS husband.


Same.

/ NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-23 06:20:10 PM
Subby, two thumbs up for that headline.

/slashies
 
2014-05-23 06:35:47 PM
So, does that mean he was dismembered with a guillo-peen?
 
2014-05-23 06:41:53 PM
Comment dites-vous "Golf Clap" en français?
 
2014-05-23 06:48:10 PM

DiggidyDan: Comment dites-vous "Golf Clap" en français?


"Le golf clap"
 
2014-05-23 06:48:56 PM

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No, I just have to powder my nose...


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Mrs Peacock was a man?!
 
2014-05-23 06:51:35 PM
Like at least three other farkers, when I read the headline I assumed that the mayor's husband was jealous.

Le whoops.
 
2014-05-23 07:00:08 PM
I keep hearing that the French are supposed to be cool with this sort of thing, if not expect it. /the more you know
 
2014-05-23 08:06:43 PM
You play you pay, sometimes
 
2014-05-23 08:29:48 PM
Sacre Bleu!
 
2014-05-23 08:59:39 PM
Necrotising fascitis?
 
2014-05-23 09:03:00 PM
Not now, Kato!
 
2014-05-23 10:12:40 PM
Ouwie, ouwie
 
2014-05-23 11:34:43 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: If France had less strict gun laws he would of shot 30 people. Instead we get this wierdo shiat


I like that
 
2014-05-24 12:11:11 AM
This man has no dick.
 
2014-05-24 01:37:33 AM

DiggidyDan: Comment dites-vous "Golf Clap" en français?


La STD de Tiger Woods.
 
2014-05-24 12:36:20 PM
This is nothing new. The French have a well-known history of keeping their leaders in line by occasionally chopping off their body parts.
 
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