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(Cracked)   You know that one thing you wanted your girlfriend to try that one time? Turns out that it can cure your hiccups, too. Who knew?   (cracked.com) divider line 40
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2014-05-23 05:24:45 PM
This hiccup cure is a shocker!
 
2014-05-23 06:10:49 PM
Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.
 
2014-05-23 07:21:19 PM
orgasms can totally treat headaches and migraines,

Or cause them to get much, much worse.
 
2014-05-23 07:52:57 PM
my dog cures hiccups?
 
2014-05-23 07:53:00 PM
Anal?
 
2014-05-23 08:00:38 PM

Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.


Suppose to start those in your 40's.
 
2014-05-23 08:00:54 PM
Wearing a sexy hillbilly costume while playing a banjo will cure hiccups? Who knew.
 
2014-05-23 08:01:55 PM
Bitters and a lemon?
 
2014-05-23 08:07:17 PM
She fixes the cable?
 
2014-05-23 08:09:03 PM
Psychotherapy?
 
2014-05-23 08:20:03 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.


Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.
 
2014-05-23 08:25:31 PM

Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.


You're missing out. I lost my virginity to a woman in her late-20s who was into some interesting stuff, and she fingered my butt while she blew me. That was some good stuff, and it kind of spoiled me starting off with good stuff like that.
 
2014-05-23 08:33:49 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.


My homeopathist started me on it when I was 12, can't be too early for something that important.
 
2014-05-23 08:39:31 PM

Lsherm: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.


then you get the Star Wars trash compactor monster camera treatment. I think that is how they cure walleye vision.
 
2014-05-23 08:45:41 PM

Tricky Chicken: Lsherm: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.

then you get the Star Wars trash compactor monster camera treatment. I think that is how they cure walleye vision.


Last colonoscopy I got felt like they were looking for brain tumors. I swear I saw the camera light shining through my eyes.
 
2014-05-23 08:45:59 PM
This thread's off to a great start.
 
2014-05-23 08:53:30 PM

AbiNormal: Tricky Chicken: Lsherm: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.

then you get the Star Wars trash compactor monster camera treatment. I think that is how they cure walleye vision.

Last colonoscopy I got felt like they were looking for brain tumors. I swear I saw the camera light shining through my eyes.


I had to get one of those (or something similar) when I was living in China about 1999 because I ate something with glass in it (no, really).  The doctor was British, female, and very droll.  She pulled out this plastic tube that looked like it could house an Amtrak train engine and explained "this is going up your bum, and it's going to be very uncomfortable.  Then we'll put the camera in, but you won't notice because this tube is the only thing you're going to focus on for the next ten minutes."  I think the tube was to expand everything.

She was right.
 
2014-05-23 09:03:42 PM
Wow.  Turns out Uncle Roy was right about that all those years ago.
 
2014-05-23 09:08:13 PM

Lsherm: The doctor was British, female, and very droll.  She pulled out this plastic tube that looked like it could house an Amtrak train engine and explained "this is going up your bum, and it's going to be very uncomfortable.


Oh god, I can practically hear her saying " bum" in that precious British way.
 
2014-05-23 09:14:07 PM
Not what I expected. I was guessing it was the 'no, really, it's good for your complexion' ruse line.
 
2014-05-23 09:15:51 PM
The original research was honored in 2006 with an Ig Nobel Prize.
 
2014-05-23 09:34:19 PM
who knew the secret to good health was sprite and butt chugging?
 
2014-05-23 09:36:29 PM

Lsherm: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.


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"Mooooooon Riverrrrrrr ..."
 
2014-05-23 10:17:29 PM

BumpInTheNight: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

My homeopathist started me on it when I was 12, can't be too early for something that important.


He was doing it for non-medical reasons.
I'll bring the puppets and a social worker.
 
2014-05-23 10:45:47 PM
 www.flickeringmyth.com
 
2014-05-23 10:59:40 PM
Well, yeah. I can imagine the hollering causes your whole larynx to reset itself three octaves higher when she thrusts the lubed up plastic pillar in your poop hole.
 
2014-05-23 11:14:52 PM
Not one comment on four drinks a day preventing catching a cold? Fark, you've changed man.
 
2014-05-23 11:17:19 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

You're missing out. I lost my virginity to a woman in her late-20s who was into some interesting stuff, and she fingered my butt while she blew me. That was some good stuff, and it kind of spoiled me starting off with good stuff like that.


QFMFT

Even if you get all squeamish at the thought of her doing that, get her to put some pressure back there; it'll change your mind.
 
2014-05-23 11:42:18 PM

ampoliros: Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

You're missing out. I lost my virginity to a woman in her late-20s who was into some interesting stuff, and she fingered my butt while she blew me. That was some good stuff, and it kind of spoiled me starting off with good stuff like that.

QFMFT

Even if you get all squeamish at the thought of her doing that, get her to put some pressure back there; it'll change your mind.


I talked my first into trying that but she chickened out because she was scared it might squeeze tight enough to hurt her. Or something.
 
2014-05-23 11:48:28 PM

Mad_Radhu: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

You're missing out. I lost my virginity to a woman in her late-20s who was into some interesting stuff, and she fingered my butt while she blew me. That was some good stuff, and it kind of spoiled me starting off with good stuff like that.


What he doesn't mention is that he was 45 when that happened.
 
2014-05-24 12:18:33 AM

talkertopc: Not one comment on four drinks a day preventing catching a cold? Fark, you've changed man.


Dude, we all already knew that. Preaching to the choir and all that.
 
2014-05-24 12:36:32 AM
Word to the wise kiddos: if you happen to notice during your proctology exam that both of the docs hands are on your shoulders, something might be awry.
 
2014-05-24 01:05:01 AM
Wait, having my girlfriend just tell me what's wrong instead of becoming weepy and assuming that I would know why if I really loved her can cure hiccups? I'm skeptical.
 
2014-05-24 01:54:16 AM
Refraining from nagging for just. one. goddam. minute. can cure hiccups?

Wouldn't it have to happen at least once in order for it to be tested?
 
2014-05-24 01:55:48 AM
HER:  Why do you have two fingers up your ass?
HIM:  I got the hiccups!
HER: I don't hear you hiccupping.
HIM:  See, it works!
 
2014-05-24 05:50:14 AM
I need to cure my heartburn. zantac and a bottle of tums didn't help. willing to try the finger in the ass remedy even a fist if that what it takes to get some sleep.
 
2014-05-24 06:16:27 AM

Lsherm: Herr Flick's Revenge: Mugato: Sorry, it's an exit only. Until I'm 50 and the prostate exams start.

Suppose to start those in your 40's.

Right at 40.  It's like one of those age accomplishments, but in the worst way.  You can be president at 35, but at 40 you get a farking finger up your ass.


I don't care what the doctor says, there's no way I'm letting anyone shove something in my ass.
 
2014-05-24 06:38:59 AM
"Decapitated ants an be used as stitches..."

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2014-05-24 04:21:44 PM

way south: "Decapitated ants an be used as stitches..."


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd1BpY34z e8

Wow, are you one close-minded fark.
 
2014-05-25 12:23:13 AM
Not yanking the rearview mirror off the windshield to check make-up cures hiccups? By Jove!
 
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