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(The Wire)   The trailer for Kristen Stewart's new movie, "The Clouds of Sils Maria" has been released and she's very excited about the film, maybe, I'm assuming anyway, I mean, it's kinda hard to tell for sure, but one would think   (thewire.com) divider line 29
    More: Obvious, Clouds of Sils Maria, Kristen Stewart, Juliette Binoche, previews, Olivier Assayas, Cannes Film Festival, Sundance  
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2014-05-23 03:11:01 PM  
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"For the love of god, someone get that girl some TWEEZERS."
 
2014-05-23 03:28:50 PM  
Line?
 
2014-05-23 05:58:43 PM  
Kristen Stewart's excited?

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My toaster oven has more facial expressions that Kristen Stewart.
 
2014-05-23 06:33:49 PM  
I think she laughed but it might have been a cough. The movie looks terrible, though.
 
2014-05-23 07:10:16 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I think she laughed but it might have been a cough. The movie looks terrible, though.


Just reading the description was almost enough to put me to sleep.
 
2014-05-23 07:17:16 PM  
She'd be perfect as Saavik in a Star Trek movie.
 
2014-05-23 07:31:07 PM  
You got to Hell Shazam999, you go to Hell and you die!
 
2014-05-23 07:33:44 PM  

Shazam999: She'd be perfect as Saavik in a Star Trek movie.


Go to hell

/you're horribly right
 
2014-05-23 07:33:46 PM  
Does she have a nude scene? If not I'm not watching it.

/and if she does I'm still not watching it
//except for that scene
 
2014-05-23 07:43:44 PM  
I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.
 
2014-05-23 07:47:17 PM  
www.polyvore.com
 
2014-05-23 08:11:11 PM  

steverockson: I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.


She's right at that "Half your age minus 7" mark for me.  That makes me not a pervert, right?
 
2014-05-23 08:22:54 PM  
Well, she's no Kate Beckinsale
 
2014-05-23 08:30:06 PM  

Gone to Plaid: steverockson: I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.

She's right at that "Half your age minus 7" mark for me.  That makes me not a pervert, right?


Oh, you're a pervert alright. It's half your age plus seven. Hell, I'm old and half my age minus seven isn't even legal in most states.
 
2014-05-23 08:31:19 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Oh, you're a pervert alright. It's half your age plus seven. Hell, I'm old and half my age minus seven isn't even legal in most states.


half your age divided by 7
 
2014-05-23 08:39:28 PM  
The plot looks like it was based on a Facebook fight among 13-year old girls.
 
2014-05-23 08:43:47 PM  

sprawl15: Burn_The_Plows: Oh, you're a pervert alright. It's half your age plus seven. Hell, I'm old and half my age minus seven isn't even legal in most states.

half your age divided by 7


If this was Game of Thrones, older than 7 would suffice.
 
2014-05-23 08:59:35 PM  
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2014-05-23 09:38:25 PM  
by excited I thought subby meant perky or maybe it was chilly when they shot the scenes
 
2014-05-23 09:42:36 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Gone to Plaid: steverockson: I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.

She's right at that "Half your age minus 7" mark for me.  That makes me not a pervert, right?

Oh, you're a pervert alright. It's half your age plus seven. Hell, I'm old and half my age minus seven isn't even legal in most states.


Just... yuck.

I just turned 43. If this dude's rule is in effect, then I'm supposed be hanging out in middle schools.
 
2014-05-23 09:50:36 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Burn_The_Plows: Gone to Plaid: steverockson: I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.

She's right at that "Half your age minus 7" mark for me.  That makes me not a pervert, right?

Oh, you're a pervert alright. It's half your age plus seven. Hell, I'm old and half my age minus seven isn't even legal in most states.

Just... yuck.

I just turned 43. If this dude's rule is in effect, then I'm supposed be hanging out in middle schools.


I first heard "half your age minus seven" from Bob Saget.
 
2014-05-23 09:50:42 PM  

Gone to Plaid: steverockson: I'm conflicted, Kristen Stewart is in this movie but so is Chloe Grace Moretz.

She's right at that "Half your age minus 7" mark for me.  That makes me not a pervert, right?


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2014-05-23 10:23:21 PM  
Line?


/Uh, Cameras rolling honey.
 
2014-05-23 11:12:41 PM  
cgm iz da bombe;'
fark ks
 
2014-05-23 11:32:39 PM  
Don't care how good of an actress she is. I think she's farking hot. I hope this movie bombs so she'll get more desperate and end up doing a topless scene in another film to stay relevant.
 
2014-05-24 12:15:55 AM  

taurusowner: Don't care how good of an actress she is. I think she's farking hot. I hope this movie bombs so she'll get more desperate and end up doing a topless scene in another film to stay relevant.


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2014-05-24 12:35:47 AM  
I saw her smile in the trailer.  That is more emotion in that one clip then all of her previous work.
 
2014-05-24 08:50:32 AM  
Anyone who doesn't think she is hot is nuts.

I think she's smoking hot.

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2014-05-24 09:19:49 AM  
Well at least Stewart will stand out. Everyone will be acting but her.
 
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