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(Sun Sentinel)   You know you've officially broken your babysitter when she points a knife at you and says, "Have fun and do whatever you want in the house," before leaving   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 26
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2014-05-23 12:53:31 PM  
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2014-05-23 01:38:13 PM  
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2014-05-23 02:10:48 PM  
There were no phones in the house that the children could've used to call 911 or their parents, according to the police report.

Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.

/got rid of mine 9 years ago. Don't miss it.
 
2014-05-23 02:55:21 PM  
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2014-05-23 02:56:44 PM  

Walker: There were no phones in the house that the children could've used to call 911 or their parents, according to the police report.

Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.

/got rid of mine 9 years ago. Don't miss it.


Get a VoIP ATA adapter and subscribe to a cheap VoIP provider. I pay $3 a month for a pseudo-landline.
 
2014-05-23 03:02:26 PM  

guytoronto: Walker: There were no phones in the house that the children could've used to call 911 or their parents, according to the police report.

Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.

/got rid of mine 9 years ago. Don't miss it.

Get a VoIP ATA adapter and subscribe to a cheap VoIP provider. I pay $3 a month for a pseudo-landline.


I aaded a line for to my cell phone plan for $10 a month and got a cellphone land line adapter box, a little more expensive but another option.
 
2014-05-23 03:04:05 PM  
Nancy Pierre, 36, was charged with four counts of child neglect

this is why you only hire high school girls as babysitters. if you're 36 and trying to pick up some extra money babysitting, there's something wrong with you. 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please, in the hopes that you'll recommend them to your fellow churchgoers and such. they might get into your liquor cabinet, watch your porn, and invite their girlfriends over for pillow fights, but they almost never wave knives around while on the job.
 
2014-05-23 03:04:16 PM  
Were any of them found drunk? Are we heading into a babysitter trifecta?
 
2014-05-23 03:05:06 PM  

Walker: There were no phones in the house that the children could've used to call 911 or their parents, according to the police report.

Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.

/got rid of mine 9 years ago. Don't miss it.


As long as the wires are still there you can get 911 dialtone service for free. Generally you just have to hook a phone up and bam it works for 911 calls. Though it may have been disconnected from the network in which case you'd have to contact the phone company.

//Offer not valid in New Jersey where they got never replaced the lines after the hurricane tore them out.
 
2014-05-23 03:06:20 PM  

the801: 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please


Please have a seat over there.
 
2014-05-23 03:11:34 PM  

the801: Nancy Pierre, 36, was charged with four counts of child neglect

this is why you only hire high school girls as babysitters. if you're 36 and trying to pick up some extra money babysitting, there's something wrong with you. 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please, in the hopes that you'll recommend them to your fellow churchgoers and such. they might get into your liquor cabinet, watch your porn, and invite their girlfriends over for pillow fights, but they almost never wave knives around while on the job.


I would like to know more about your church and requirements for joining.
 
2014-05-23 03:12:09 PM  
The comments are full of neo-con derp because Obama.
 
2014-05-23 03:15:18 PM  

99.998er: the801: Nancy Pierre, 36, was charged with four counts of child neglect

this is why you only hire high school girls as babysitters. if you're 36 and trying to pick up some extra money babysitting, there's something wrong with you. 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please, in the hopes that you'll recommend them to your fellow churchgoers and such. they might get into your liquor cabinet, watch your porn, and invite their girlfriends over for pillow fights, but they almost never wave knives around while on the job.

I would like to know more about your church and requirements for joining.


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2014-05-23 03:15:52 PM  

99.998er: the801: Nancy Pierre, 36, was charged with four counts of child neglect

this is why you only hire high school girls as babysitters. if you're 36 and trying to pick up some extra money babysitting, there's something wrong with you. 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please, in the hopes that you'll recommend them to your fellow churchgoers and such. they might get into your liquor cabinet, watch your porn, and invite their girlfriends over for pillow fights, but they almost never wave knives around while on the job.

I would like to know more about your church and requirements for joining.


That's basically every church ever.  My first sex and drugs were at a church concert.
 
2014-05-23 03:21:30 PM  
Babysitter?  More like babyslitter, amirite?
 
2014-05-23 03:21:52 PM  
Sounds like she was watching Bebe's kids.

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2014-05-23 03:23:21 PM  

the801: 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please


Why don't you have a seat right over there?
 
2014-05-23 03:23:25 PM  
Funny... my wife said the same thing.
 
2014-05-23 03:24:43 PM  

MindStalker: the801: 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please

Please have a seat over there.


Tiny fist, shaking mightily.
 
2014-05-23 03:37:50 PM  
FTFA: "Police tracked down Pierre at her house, who initially told police she wasn't the woman they were looking for..."

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We're obviously dealing with a criminal mastermind here.


/*Cryptic gesture towards police*
//"I'm not the woman you're looking for."
///"Move along."
 
2014-05-23 03:41:09 PM  

the801: 15 year old girls are flexible and eager to please


Yes they are.  Yes they are.
 
2014-05-23 03:51:02 PM  

MindStalker: Walker: There were no phones in the house that the children could've used to call 911 or their parents, according to the police report.

Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.

/got rid of mine 9 years ago. Don't miss it.

As long as the wires are still there you can get 911 dialtone service for free. Generally you just have to hook a phone up and bam it works for 911 calls. Though it may have been disconnected from the network in which case you'd have to contact the phone company.

//Offer not valid in New Jersey where they got never replaced the lines after the hurricane tore them out.


I believe cell phones have the same option. As long as it's got power it will call 911.
We have a spare my kids play games with, so that will work if needed. Not that we leave the kids alone with anyone, I have trust issues when it comes to my kids.
 
2014-05-23 04:06:34 PM  

Walker: Unintended consequence of getting rid of your land-line.


It's the direct consequence of leaving your children without access to communications technology. Many alternatives exist -- these parents just didn't bother to provide any.
 
2014-05-23 04:40:46 PM  
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2014-05-23 09:12:49 PM  

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nice.  what is that from?
 
2014-05-23 10:13:26 PM  

danno_to_infinity: Fark like a Barsoomian: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 384x400]

nice.  what is that from?


I believe it's Adams family values. Joan Cusack if memory serves right.
 
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