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(Mirror.co.uk)   Drunken idiot dubbed 'Britain's stupidest man' after jumping in front of oncoming express train to get it to stop so he could get a ride home (w/ CCTV footage)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-05-23 08:08:24 PM  
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2014-05-23 09:38:59 PM  
Was it the guy from Idiot Abroad?
 
2014-05-23 09:43:57 PM  
In Britain my dick would be 10 feet long.
 
2014-05-23 09:46:03 PM  
Is the video in real time?  That seems like two trains running awfully close to each other on the same track.
 
2014-05-23 09:47:21 PM  

wxboy: Is the video in real time?  That seems like two trains running awfully close to each other on the same track.


Who can tell?

I've seen clearer ultrasounds.
 
2014-05-23 09:48:17 PM  
Look out Florida, Britain's coming for your Fark tag!
So what would they call someone this stupid in Britain? I think twit would be a bit of an understatement.
 
2014-05-23 09:49:35 PM  
Well, jumping off the clock tower and dropping a toaster into the tub didn't work...

/yes, I know it was a truck and not a train
 
2014-05-23 09:54:33 PM  
Well, it worked.  Did it not?
 
2014-05-23 09:55:37 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Look out Florida, Britain's coming for your Fark tag!
So what would they call someone this stupid in Britain? I think twit would be a bit of an understatement.


chav.
 
2014-05-23 09:56:07 PM  

numbone: In Britain my dick would be 10 feet long.


Yeah, for he probably isn't even the stupidest man in Doncaster, much less Britain.

of course, if he had done the same thing in the usa, hs/tsa would have tazed and shot him, x-rayed his corpse for bombs and sent his family to guantanamo.
 
2014-05-23 09:57:54 PM  

TheSwizz: Well, it worked.  Did it not?


birleywardlabourparty.org.uk
 
2014-05-23 10:07:50 PM  
He should join the Labor party.
 
2014-05-23 10:12:23 PM  

TheOther: numbone: In Britain my dick would be 10 feet long.

Yeah, for he probably isn't even the stupidest man in Doncaster, much less Britain.

of course, if he had done the same thing in the usa, hs/tsa would have tazed and shot him, x-rayed his corpse for bombs and sent his family to guantanamo.


No, they'd probably be using a shovel to scoop him up because ours wouldn't stop.
 
2014-05-23 10:16:16 PM  

ReverendJynxed: TheOther: numbone: In Britain my dick would be 10 feet long.

Yeah, for he probably isn't even the stupidest man in Doncaster, much less Britain.

of course, if he had done the same thing in the usa, hs/tsa would have tazed and shot him, x-rayed his corpse for bombs and sent his family to guantanamo.

No, they'd probably be using a shovel to scoop him up because ours wouldn't stop.


Yep. In Chicago, he'd probably be electrocuted by the tracks before the train turned him into pate. On an NYC subway? Fuggedaboutit!
 
2014-05-23 10:16:23 PM  

TheSwizz: Well, it worked.  Did it not?


Came here to say the same thing.  He can't be THAT stupid, right?  More like, crazy like a fox.
 
2014-05-23 10:21:23 PM  
I think I must be America's stupidest man for wasting two minutes of my life watching that.
 
2014-05-23 10:22:01 PM  
So why didn't he get on after it stopped?
 
2014-05-23 10:29:04 PM  
Maybe he'll try to jump in front of this to see if it will stop for him.
 
2014-05-23 10:30:49 PM  
There's a new "Stupidest Man" in Britain?

berggruen.org

Reports say he's inconsolable.
 
2014-05-23 10:32:20 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I think I must be America's stupidest man for wasting two minutes of my life watching that.


Odd. America has both men and women?
 
2014-05-23 10:35:22 PM  

Delay: Danger Avoid Death: I think I must be America's stupidest man for wasting two minutes of my life watching that.

Odd. America has both men and women?


Sometimes even both at the same time.
 
2014-05-23 10:52:00 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com

So did he get a ride home or what?
 
2014-05-23 11:27:18 PM  

jjhinnola: wxboy: Is the video in real time?  That seems like two trains running awfully close to each other on the same track.

Who can tell?

I've seen clearer ultrasounds.


It was filmed with an English potato.
 
2014-05-24 01:05:08 AM  

pkrzycki: Was it the guy from Idiot Abroad?


Even Karl's not that bloody stupid and that's not saying much.
 
2014-05-24 03:59:37 AM  
Bush league compared to Russia.
 
2014-05-24 04:55:32 AM  

snailbarf: There's a new "Stupidest Man" in Britain?



Reports say he's inconsolable.


"Stupid"

Not "Evil and Dastardly beyond all comprehension."

Blairs title is safe.
 
2014-05-24 07:33:31 AM  
"There Will Always be an England"
 
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