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2014-05-23 01:10:35 PM
They prefer "freebase aficionados of negotiable virtue."
 
2014-05-23 01:52:52 PM
"I use hyperbole and sensationalism to get reactions from people to start discussions," Lewis said.

Suffice it to say, he didn't get exactly the discussion he wanted.

What a bunch of bullcrap.

Lewis denied being prejudiced against anyone and said he just wants to help.

"I look at (a drug addict) as a person that needs help. I am there to help. I do anything I can to make sure their existence is better in the future," he said.


Maybe you should consider not insulting the people you claim to want to "help" when beginning a "discussion" with them.
 
2014-05-23 02:59:54 PM
Hoes are gardening implements.
Hos are whores.

/Sometimes spellcheck is not your friend
 
2014-05-23 05:17:38 PM
Cracky headed hoes...
 
2014-05-23 05:19:46 PM
I fully support his stance on getting your tubes tied if you want to indulge in crack and/or whoring.
 
2014-05-23 05:21:12 PM
Ken cracked hoes and I don't care.
 
2014-05-23 05:21:21 PM
Crack hoes have a union? Why apologize?
 
2014-05-23 05:21:58 PM
While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.
 
2014-05-23 05:24:32 PM
His Sotomayor statement was BS just like his other. I kind of agree, people with these kinds of thoughts shouldn't hold a higher level government job, but he certainly won't be the first or last to do so. Where are the IQ tests to hold office? That would be nice!
 
2014-05-23 05:26:35 PM

CruJones: While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.


Really? Like no one in this country can get a second chance at life and refine their life instead of getting their tubes tied and not reproducing anymore? I thought America was the land of second chances? Look no one is perfect, and people are weak inferior beings with needs and desires. We f*ck up from time to time. Claiming someone who does crack can never be a good person is disingenuous at best.
 
2014-05-23 05:27:54 PM

CruJones: While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.


I agree that personal accountability is important.

He should exercise some, too.  Granted, he's not creating crack babies.  But I suspect his level of actual care is quite low.  He got caught and tried to spin it into a positive.  Badly.
 
2014-05-23 05:30:52 PM
To everyone the prosecutor may have offended, he vows to only heap 11 charges on them for every misdeed instead of the usual dozen.
 
2014-05-23 05:48:10 PM
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It's the hooooeeee traaaaiiin!
 
2014-05-23 05:48:12 PM
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"Finally, according to the U.S. News & World Report 1997 Career Guide, the best job in the United States, for the second year in a row, is Interactive Business System Analyst. However, last year's worst job, Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee."
 
2014-05-23 05:49:36 PM
Lewis blamed the media for its coverage of the story and said reporters should be focusing on other stories, such as the pay scale for state prosecutors.

Wow!

Way to turn it around there! "Stop paying attention to my reckless comments(which sound like drunk facebooking to me) and do a story about me and how much I deserve a raise!"

He's quite the ballsy farker, isn't he!?
 
2014-05-23 05:51:03 PM
FTFA: "I look at (a drug addict) as a person that needs help. I am there to help. I do anything I can to make sure their existence is better in the future,"

Dude, you're a PROSECUTOR, not a Defense Attorney.
You ruin peoples lives for trying to have a bit of fun.
And apparently, you're delusional.

www.dvdizzy.com
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I,, owed it to them."
 
2014-05-23 05:58:13 PM
"But my message is the same, and I regret that it was misinterpreted by some."

They why the fark are you saying anything about it? You're not apologizing.

So shut the fark up, Counselor. You're an asshole. Just man up and own it.
 
2014-05-23 05:59:35 PM
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I rephrased it as to not offend the hos
 
2014-05-23 06:00:39 PM

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HO

 
2014-05-23 06:24:37 PM
This whole outrages measures a "meh" on my scale.

Honestly, who cares?
 
2014-05-23 06:31:16 PM

astouffer: I fully support his stance on getting your tubes tied if you want to indulge in crack and/or whoring.


So do I. However I have nothing against prostitutes, and regard it as a respectable personal service job.

By the way, Everything In Proportion.


/ Who, me?
 
2014-05-23 06:48:21 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: Claiming someone who does crack can never be a good person is disingenuous at best.


Who said a woman has to be a mother to be a good person?

Don't get confused: the issue is whether someone who does crack can be a good mother while doing crack. My hunch is most of us here think it's not very likely.

I'd wager a lot of us hold that a crack ho who avoids becoming a mother might well be a better person than a lot of mothers who never touch the stuff. There are many possible disqualifications from motherhood, either permanent or temporary, which don't necessarily disqualify somebody from anything else.

By the way, a john who wears a rubber to avoid giving a crack ho an STD or knocking her up is a better person than somebody who knowingly infects or impregnates her. The same with beating her, raping her, robbing her or whatever: you don't stop being a human being when you become an addict and/or sex worker.
 
2014-05-23 06:51:50 PM

tinyarena: FTFA: "I look at (a drug addict) as a person that needs help. I am there to help. I do anything I can to make sure their existence is better in the future,"

Dude, you're a PROSECUTOR, not a Defense Attorney.
You ruin peoples lives for trying to have a bit of fun.
And apparently, you're delusional.


Good point.

In my opinion working as a prosecutor or even in one's office makes it harder to be a good person than, say, sucking dick for a living.
 
2014-05-23 07:23:49 PM

Sybarite: They prefer "freebase aficionados of negotiable virtue."


Winston Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course..."

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price."
 
2014-05-23 07:32:01 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: CruJones: While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.

Really? Like no one in this country can get a second chance at life and refine their life instead of getting their tubes tied and not reproducing anymore? I thought America was the land of second chances? Look no one is perfect, and people are weak inferior beings with needs and desires. We f*ck up from time to time. Claiming someone who does crack can never be a good person is disingenuous at best.


That's sweet and all, but you're living on an overpopulated planet with limited resources.
 
2014-05-23 07:32:19 PM
I've yet to meet a prosecutor who was interested in anything but adding another conviction notch to their "justice belt".  Prosecutors don't get raises or promotions by encouraging crackheads to get sterilized, but by clearing the docket with as many GUILTY!!!!'S as possible.
 
2014-05-23 07:45:19 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: His Sotomayor statement was BS just like his other. I kind of agree, people with these kinds of thoughts shouldn't hold a higher level government job, but he certainly won't be the first or last to do so. Where are the IQ tests to hold office? That would be nice!


Where are the IQ tests to be a parent? THAT would be nice!
 
2014-05-23 07:57:08 PM
I apologize to any rakes I offended with my statement.
 
2014-05-23 08:31:00 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: CruJones: While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.

Really? Like no one in this country can get a second chance at life and refine their life instead of getting their tubes tied and not reproducing anymore? I thought America was the land of second chances? Look no one is perfect, and people are weak inferior beings with needs and desires. We f*ck up from time to time. Claiming someone who does crack can never be a good person is disingenuous at best.


I appreciate your idealism, but your delusional if you think this country gives second chances.
 
2014-05-23 08:40:59 PM

The_Hairy_Gooch: CruJones: While poorly worded, what he said was completely accurate.

Really? Like no one in this country can get a second chance at life and refine their life instead of getting their tubes tied and not reproducing anymore? I thought America was the land of second chances? Look no one is perfect, and people are weak inferior beings with needs and desires. We f*ck up from time to time. Claiming someone who does crack can never be a good person is disingenuous at best.


We're not talking about someone who does crack.  We're talking about crack hos - women who have sex in order to obtain said crack.

And nobody said a crack ho can never be a good person.  But a crack ho is by definition a disaster of a person while she's actively hooking for crack.

And not reproducing makes anyone a better person, but it's doubly so for someone who is going to make crack babies.  So I'm not sure why you're complaining about that either.  Not having children will certainly improve a poor individual's chances for success, so it's a good personal choice as well.
 
2014-05-23 09:06:07 PM
The only way you should be offended by the crack hoe comment is if you are a crack hoe.
 
2014-05-23 09:26:22 PM

dok9874: Prosecutors don't get raises or promotions by encouraging crackheads to get sterilized.


So he made a free public service announcement, that might redound to the detriment of his chosen profession. If people who have no business having kids quit having them the crime rate will go way down.

What a noble self-sacrifice, actually.
 
2014-05-23 10:07:41 PM
FTA: "Lewis says he was merely trying to start a dialogue about ending the cycle of drug use, while at the same time saying his remarks were only meant for his inner circle of friends."

His friends must be wondering which of them he's calling a crack ho.
 
2014-05-23 10:17:13 PM

stuffy: The only way you should be offended by the crack hoe comment is if you are a crack hoe.


The preferred term is chemically-bartered orgasm provider.
 
2014-05-24 08:46:25 AM
Farking christ. Does every farking news site on the internet now have auto play videos at the top of their articles?

/knock it the fark off
 
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