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(BBC-US)   Lots of people have failed their driving test the first time they took it, but it takes a special kind of stupid to flunk it by savagely beating their instructor halfway through the road test and then stealing his car. Meet that kind of stupid   (bbc.com ) divider line
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2014-05-23 11:37:06 AM  
What test exactly, subbs?
 
2014-05-23 11:47:55 AM  
Let's play a game.  Chav or Muslim?  I'm going to go with chav
 
2014-05-23 11:59:02 AM  
I took mine 3 times.
I never failed anything.

But the shiatty vehicles I had available to me did :p

And they put me through the whole farking thing, both times, before pointing out my e-brake/1st gear not working invalidated it.

/I should have savagely beat that guy
 
2014-05-23 12:05:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Let's play a game.  Chav or Muslim?  I'm going to go with chav


I always go Roma.
 
2014-05-23 12:09:54 PM  

spawn73: Smeggy Smurf: Let's play a game.  Chav or Muslim?  I'm going to go with chav

I always go Roma.


I see UKIP are out in force today
 
2014-05-23 12:10:29 PM  
a learner driver? wtf

English....you speak it?
 
2014-05-23 12:13:25 PM  
Did he not think they wouldn't be able to figure out who he was...?
 
2014-05-23 12:34:42 PM  

MurphyMurphy: I took mine 3 times.
I never failed anything.

But the shiatty vehicles I had available to me did :p

And they put me through the whole farking thing, both times, before pointing out my e-brake/1st gear not working invalidated it.

/I should have savagely beat that guy


They dont let you know about automatic fails until the end so you dont have a chance to go batshiat insane with the driving instructor in the car.
 
2014-05-23 12:37:00 PM  
The first time I took the test, I had pulled forward through parking spot to the next one so I could pull out straight ahead instead of backing out.  The instructor looked at the car and asked who parked it?  I told him my dad drove me here.  He said good, if you said you parked it, I was going to fail you for crossing a yellow line.  Dick.
 
2014-05-23 12:41:07 PM  

Archy Medes: spawn73: Smeggy Smurf: Let's play a game.  Chav or Muslim?  I'm going to go with chav

I always go Roma.

I see UKIP are out in force today


You don't see shiat my friend.
 
2014-05-23 01:06:02 PM  
I've been on the road with youse people who failed multiple driver's tests ..
 
2014-05-23 01:40:23 PM  
www.writeups.org

Approves.

/hot
 
2014-05-23 01:58:25 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Let's play a game.  Chav or Muslim?  I'm going to go with chav


Birmingham? Going with Muslim yoot innit.

/now if it was Croydon on the other hand....
 
2014-05-23 02:13:48 PM  
"The learner demanded his car keys and then drove off in the car which was emblazoned with driving school livery. It was not an easy vehicle to conceal."

www.fightingwords.ca
 
2014-05-23 02:38:56 PM  
hmm, why didn't i think of that?

oh yeah, she was bigger than me
 
2014-05-23 06:47:16 PM  
I failed my first driving test because of an unprotected left turn on a green light. The dmv guy said that I "raced" the on coming car and I should have waited to let him pass. The other car was almost a block down the road when I made the turn. Pretty sure he was just looking for a reason to fail me. I retook the test two weeks later and passed with 100%. F that guy.
 
2014-05-23 10:31:57 PM  
In ra ha.
 
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