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(The Daily Banter)   The competition has been fierce, but Daily Banter may well have discovered the biggest asshat in America   (thedailybanter.com) divider line 107
    More: Dumbass, Sandy Hook, Sandy Hook Elementary, truthers, Bob Cesca, Mystic, Stonington, Deep Throat  
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2014-05-23 11:50:38 AM  
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The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.

So your dad is also a lazy piece of shiat. Guess it runs in the family. And clean your nasty ass house too.
 
2014-05-23 12:37:13 PM  
What a  Backpfeifengesicht
 
2014-05-23 01:21:52 PM  
Bring back the public stocks and clap him in there for the holiday weekend. Sell rotting vegetables to passersby and donate the revenue raised to the families.
 
2014-05-23 01:29:20 PM  
You know, I can kind of see why someone might buy into JFK conspiracy theory, or even become a 9/11 truther.  I think both of those are bullshiat, but I can see how someone looking at the sort of weirdness around those events and the way the government reacted to them might think there oculd be a conspiracy.

This is just batshiat crazy, and anyone capable of believing something this loathsome  is probably really farked up.  I mean, if the conspiracy theory was "The real killing was done by a secret government agent", that would be one thing.  But to say these kids never existed, and that the parents expressing grief are lying...wow.  Just wow.
 
2014-05-23 01:50:45 PM  
You know, I get it, you're a completely ignorant, paranoid, delusional moron that listens to way too much Alex Jones (too much being defined at anything >30 seconds), and need to question everything and anything.  You are a complete halfwit, mind you, but hey have at it with your online screeds and Facebook rants and what not.  You leave it at that, I'll still mock the everlasting hell out of you, but have at it.

Once you decide to start calling and taunting the parents is the point where you've violated your membership into the human race and need to be raped by a grizzly bear.  Hourly.
 
2014-05-23 01:58:07 PM  
Why does the author of TFA think this guy will be caught?  The conspiracy leads directly to Obama.  This guy has friends in high places.
 
2014-05-23 02:23:52 PM  
This may quite possibly be the most farked up of all the farkery.
 
2014-05-23 02:27:27 PM  

ekdikeo4: This may quite possibly be the most farked up of all the farkery.


There's just a threshold of abusing people that he's rocketed past that really makes your average conspiracy nut seem completely reasonable.

F*ck him.  I hope he gets ass cancer on his face and it catches on fire but doesn't kill the cancer or him.
 
2014-05-23 02:47:25 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Why does the author of TFA think this guy will be caught?  The conspiracy leads directly to Obama.  This guy has friends in high places.


trolling or serious?
trolling - 5/11 - not bad, not good ... average
serious - same way that the unibomber got caught, someone else knows this asshat, will see picks that they recognize, and will tell someone, anyone. and then the guy gets caught
 
2014-05-23 02:56:00 PM  
Typical gun owner.
 
2014-05-23 02:56:45 PM  
Ah, a truther. This guy truths better than anyone has ever truthed. Keep on truthing.

/not a farking verb
 
2014-05-23 03:02:32 PM  
Sandy Hook was a hoax because a person with a similar personality to me could never do that.  I mean look at me, I'm completely sane. And that's why I chose to steal all the signs and call the mothers of the victims and then the police.
 
2014-05-23 03:02:40 PM  
Hey guiz!  What's going on in this thread?

www.laweekly.com
 
2014-05-23 03:03:11 PM  
Dude uses plastic cups and doesn't recycle.

MONSTER
 
2014-05-23 03:03:13 PM  
Wow!   This is just awful!

banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
Look at that apartment.  People live like this.
 
2014-05-23 03:03:22 PM  
I'm against the death penalty so I hope that an angry mob finds this guy first.
 
2014-05-23 03:03:42 PM  
I hope this oxygen-thief nutcase's name becomes public and he is harassed and taunted to the point that he drives off a cliff.
 
2014-05-23 03:04:59 PM  
The entire universe has a message back to this ass hat...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-23 03:05:03 PM  

namatad: Three Crooked Squirrels: Why does the author of TFA think this guy will be caught?  The conspiracy leads directly to Obama.  This guy has friends in high places.

trolling or serious?
trolling - 5/11 - not bad, not good ... average
serious - same way that the unibomber got caught, someone else knows this asshat, will see picks that they recognize, and will tell someone, anyone. and then the guy gets caught


Of course he wasn't being serious. If you thought he was serious do you really think your comment in an Internet forum would change his mind? Just assume they are trolling or mocking ignorant people and give your attention to things more deserving.
 
2014-05-23 03:05:12 PM  

blatz514: Hey guiz!  What's going on in this thread?

[www.laweekly.com image 565x424]


Sorry, but I think this biatch would beat him any day

media.mlive.com

Harassing and driving a coffin past the house of a terminally ill little girl crosses the line.
 
2014-05-23 03:05:31 PM  
Gun enthusiasts are wise and rational people.
 
2014-05-23 03:06:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x800]

The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.

So your dad is also a lazy piece of shiat. Guess it runs in the family. And clean your nasty ass house too.


Someone is going to recognize this house/apartment soon. My prediction for what it's worth.
 
2014-05-23 03:07:02 PM  
Would this asshat possibly have forgotten to strip the exif data from the photos he provided? Would be another lead to follow at least....
 
2014-05-23 03:08:12 PM  
The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.


My new theory: He's a former Farker who got laughed out of so many farktography threads he went insane. Anyone who actually goes to those threads have any leads?
 
2014-05-23 03:08:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Wow!   This is just awful!

[banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x800]
Look at that apartment.  People live like this.


I'm wonderful. My problems are all inflicted upon me by others. It's a conspiracy!
 
2014-05-23 03:09:31 PM  
Death.

Sorry.

Just kidding, I'm not sorry.
 
2014-05-23 03:09:56 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Wow!   This is just awful!


Look at that apartment.  People live like this.


There might be enough in the picture to identify the guy. There can't be too many of that hideous blue plether ottoman things around. Surely anyone who has been in that shaithole of an apartment will recognize it.
 
2014-05-23 03:11:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: blatz514: Hey guiz!  What's going on in this thread?

[www.laweekly.com image 565x424]

Sorry, but I think this biatch would beat him any day

[media.mlive.com image 320x240]

Harassing and driving a coffin past the house of a terminally ill little girl crosses the line.


Ohhh, forgot about this one.
 
2014-05-23 03:11:52 PM  
If he's so farking proud of this "...triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.", why the fark doesn't he just come out and say who he is? Is it possible he's just an enormous farking coward without the courage of his convictions?
 
2014-05-23 03:13:54 PM  
Any chance this guy is suddenly going to encounter the term "metadata"?
 
2014-05-23 03:14:36 PM  
discovered the biggest asshat in America

Everyone knows about Donald Trump
 
2014-05-23 03:15:51 PM  
Dammit and I thought I had a chance this year.
 
2014-05-23 03:16:51 PM  

namatad: Three Crooked Squirrels: Why does the author of TFA think this guy will be caught?  The conspiracy leads directly to Obama.  This guy has friends in high places.

trolling or serious?
trolling - 5/11 - not bad, not good ... average
serious - same way that the unibomber got caught, someone else knows this asshat, will see picks that they recognize, and will tell someone, anyone. and then the guy gets caught


I read it as sarcasm...
 
2014-05-23 03:17:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Typical gun owner.


Bullshiat.
 
2014-05-23 03:18:33 PM  
Funny, I always figured Wayne LaPierre had a much nicer place...
 
2014-05-23 03:18:41 PM  
Wow, this guy is a good purpose for NSA surveillance and killer drones.
 
2014-05-23 03:20:53 PM  

jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are wise and rational people.


I'm a gun enthusiast and think this guy should be raped by a farking semi truck powered Dildo the size of an elephants dick! These Sandy Hook truthers ( and all truthers of any conspiracy) are a blight on civilization.
 
2014-05-23 03:20:59 PM  
Dude... I know we joke about it a lot... but seriously, this guy has a Fark account.
 
2014-05-23 03:21:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: blatz514: Hey guiz!  What's going on in this thread?

[www.laweekly.com image 565x424]

Sorry, but I think this biatch would beat him any day

[media.mlive.com image 320x240]

Harassing and driving a coffin past the house of a terminally ill little girl crosses the line.



That other farked-up piece of human garbage definitely comes to mind.

Here's hoping that Alex Jones Jr.

shastacola: scottydoesntknow: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x800]

The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.

So your dad is also a lazy piece of shiat. Guess it runs in the family. And clean your nasty ass house too.

Someone is going to recognize this house/apartment soon. My prediction for what it's worth.


I'm sure Reddit is already on the job, heh. And if past performance is any indication, some poor, innocent elderly couple in a double-wide will be getting a knock from the po-po, soon.
 
2014-05-23 03:21:22 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 03:22:55 PM  
Conspiracy theories are for tards.

But everyone knows the reptilians in the Illuminati used HAARP to make chemtrails that killed JFK and knock down the Twin Towers, right?
 
2014-05-23 03:23:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x800]

The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.

So your dad is also a lazy piece of shiat. Guess it runs in the family. And clean your nasty ass house too.


What's in the baggie/
the cops want to know.
 
2014-05-23 03:26:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Look at that apartment.  People live like this on a WalMart futon in their living room.


FTFY.
 
2014-05-23 03:26:54 PM  

Gabrielmot: Dude... I know we joke about it a lot... but seriously, this guy has a Fark account.


An oldie but a goodie.
 
2014-05-23 03:27:29 PM  

sugar_fetus: HotWingConspiracy: Typical gun owner.

Bullshiat.


Well, there is actually a "they did it to make guns look bad" subspecies of Sandy Hook Truther, but this guy is one of the other subspecies, the "they did it because sweeeech Quack! Whaaaargaarbl cuckoo!" contingent.
 
2014-05-23 03:27:50 PM  

cc_rider: scottydoesntknow: blatz514: Hey guiz!  What's going on in this thread?

[www.laweekly.com image 565x424]

Sorry, but I think this biatch would beat him any day

[media.mlive.com image 320x240]

Harassing and driving a coffin past the house of a terminally ill little girl crosses the line.


That other farked-up piece of human garbage definitely comes to mind.

Here's hoping that Alex Jones Jr. shastacola: scottydoesntknow: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 600x800]

The final picture is a picture of both signs propped together in the hallway I keep them in, while my dad sleeps on the couch at dawn. A beautiful shot if I do say so, a triumphant image of the achievement of a man who has gone to great lengths to fight for what he believes is right.

So your dad is also a lazy piece of shiat. Guess it runs in the family. And clean your nasty ass house too.

Someone is going to recognize this house/apartment soon. My prediction for what it's worth.

I'm sure Reddit is already on the job, heh. And if past performance is any indication, some poor, innocent elderly couple in a double-wide will be getting a knock from the po-po, soon.



I would think a few detectives would be interested in spending some of their off hours tracking this POS down.  Start with the IP address on his email and surveillance cameras from the shopping center he got on the phone at.

He mentioned he got the drill bit to remove the sign from Home Depot - how many people do you think recently bought one of those specialty bits?  HD would know exactly when and where such bits were bought for inventory purposes.  It's even easier if he didn't use cash to pay.
 
2014-05-23 03:30:39 PM  
These people, Sandy Hook truthers, are a unique product of our time: self-righteous fools full of misplaced intellectual certitude, bolstered by digital misinformation and the confederacy of like-minded lunatics social media can provide to them.


should be the dictionary definition of Farkers
 
2014-05-23 03:31:10 PM  
FTA:

"It's difficult to imagine the kind of suffering the family of Grace McDonnell has endured. In some ways it feels disrespectful to even believe you can, given the enormity of what happened to them. The same can no doubt be said for the parents and loved ones of all the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting."

Or the thousands of parents who's children are shot and killed every year.

/Losing a child sucks worse than anything
 
2014-05-23 03:32:34 PM  

jake_lex: You know, I can kind of see why someone might buy into JFK conspiracy theory, or even become a 9/11 truther.  I think both of those are bullshiat, but I can see how someone looking at the sort of weirdness around those events and the way the government reacted to them might think there oculd be a conspiracy.

This is just batshiat crazy, and anyone capable of believing something this loathsome  is probably really farked up.  I mean, if the conspiracy theory was "The real killing was done by a secret government agent", that would be one thing.  But to say these kids never existed, and that the parents expressing grief are lying...wow.  Just wow.


IIRC there were some 9/11 truthers who believe that there wasn't actually a plane that crashed into the Pentagon, because they saw a picture of the Pentagon with a hole in the wall and no plane. The picture, of course, was taken after the plane crash was already cleaned up.
 
2014-05-23 03:33:46 PM  

jso2897: Well, there is actually a "they did it to make guns look bad" subspecies of Sandy Hook Truther, but this guy is one of the other subspecies, the "they did it because sweeeech Quack! Whaaaargaarbl cuckoo!" contingent.


And these groups differ how?
 
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