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(Contact Music)   If Michael Jackson is still alive, he's currently studying at a California high school   (contactmusic.com) divider line 50
    More: Cool, Billie Jean, Michael Jackson, California, high schools, Billboard Music Award  
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2014-05-23 08:53:59 AM  
Nah, that kid ain't white enough to be Michael.
 
2014-05-23 10:24:06 AM  

jaylectricity: Nah, that kid ain't white enough to be Michael.


or womanly enough
 
2014-05-23 11:44:00 AM  
When interviewed about his apparent rejuvenation, Jackson claimed "I feel like a kid again".
 
2014-05-23 11:57:00 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: When interviewed about his apparent rejuvenation, Jackson claimed "I feel like felt up a kid again".


FTFY
 
2014-05-23 12:08:06 PM  
High school?  I thought he like to study a younger class.
 
2014-05-23 12:11:43 PM  
The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.
 
2014-05-23 12:14:25 PM  
I would have guessed preschool.
 
2014-05-23 12:27:40 PM  
Kids: 'Miss Jackson, we don't understand the test'.

Miss Michaela Jackson: 'You're all being ignorant poopyheads.Teehee!'.
 
2014-05-23 12:27:45 PM  

Waldo Pepper: and two days later on Fark.  I don't get the attention this video is receiving. The kid is good but it is a horribly filmed and edited video

I used to come to fark and find interesting links days before they would appear on my facebook feed.

www.ocdtypes.com

Also:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 12:28:33 PM  
Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.
 
2014-05-23 12:30:16 PM  
One thing you can say about Michael Jackson; he never got a ticket for speeding in a school zone.
 
Slu
2014-05-23 12:37:14 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Champion of the Sun: The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.

and two days later on Fark.  I don't get the attention this video is receiving. The kid is good but it is a horribly filmed and edited video

I used to come to fark and find interesting links days before they would appear on my facebook feed.


I don't get it either.  I got through like 35 seconds of the MJ part before it got boring.  Yeah he mimics MJs Billie Jean dance very well.  So what?  I can watch a video of MJ doing it AND singing the actual song.
 
2014-05-23 12:46:51 PM  
content.clearchannel.com

Kinda reminded me of this kid. Who did it better
 
2014-05-23 12:55:50 PM  
My brother is in a cover band.  He has a 10-minute Michael Jackson routine in the middle of every show...complete with the sequin glove, the hat, jacket, pants, socks...whole nine yards.  Dance moves are spot on.

Whar his YouTube videos?  Whar?!?

/he's not the only one
//this snowflake is not special
///more slashies
 
2014-05-23 01:20:41 PM  
This should get greenlit 12 more times

Anyone see that cat rescuing that kid?
 
2014-05-23 01:34:39 PM  
If Michael jackson is still alive he's clawing at the inside of his coffin.
 
2014-05-23 01:35:21 PM  

Slu: Waldo Pepper: Champion of the Sun: The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.

and two days later on Fark.  I don't get the attention this video is receiving. The kid is good but it is a horribly filmed and edited video

I used to come to fark and find interesting links days before they would appear on my facebook feed.

I don't get it either.  I got through like 35 seconds of the MJ part before it got boring.  Yeah he mimics MJs Billie Jean dance very well.  So what?  I can watch a video of MJ doing it AND singing the actual song.


Video or it didn;t happen.
 
2014-05-23 01:56:54 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: When interviewed about his apparent rejuvenation, Jackson claimed "I feel like a kid again".


"My favourite number? Seven to nine!"
 
2014-05-23 01:58:00 PM  

Champion of the Sun: The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.


You should see the Politics tab. Same cocks, different stroke.
 
2014-05-23 02:30:44 PM  

dryknife: One thing you can say about Michael Jackson; he never got a ticket for speeding in a school zone.


I don't laugh at much, but I laughed at that.
 
2014-05-23 02:32:54 PM  
Well, of course he's great at it. I mean, he's from Turlock. It's not like there's anything else town.

I mean, it's either that, or drugs.
 
2014-05-23 02:34:01 PM  

drumhellar: Well, of course he's great at it. I mean, he's from Turlock. It's not like there's anything else to do in that town.

I mean, it's either that, or drugs.


Dhur. FTFM.
 
2014-05-23 02:56:26 PM  
Jeesh video was posted two days ago and now have almost 10 MILLION views. Get ready kid, this is gonna be fun.

Also for FARKers here?

meh...

www.funnymemes.net
 
2014-05-23 03:01:44 PM  
Here's a video without all of the other people in it, just the kid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYOp2Ig19F4
 
2014-05-23 03:03:24 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Jim from Saint Paul: Slu: Waldo Pepper: Champion of the Sun: The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.

and two days later on Fark.  I don't get the attention this video is receiving. The kid is good but it is a horribly filmed and edited video

I used to come to fark and find interesting links days before they would appear on my facebook feed.

I don't get it either.  I got through like 35 seconds of the MJ part before it got boring.  Yeah he mimics MJs Billie Jean dance very well.  So what?  I can watch a video of MJ doing it AND singing the actual song.

Video or it didn;t happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFopCsrPGM


lol, I totally misread that. I though you said YOU could sing and do that.

I am a putz.

/great vid though!
 
2014-05-23 03:06:36 PM  
He can study anywhere in the world, as long as he doesn't study in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'cause there's no n****** allowed in there!

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 03:11:26 PM  
NTTIAWWT

/ the kid's got some moves, just lacks a little soul. Maybe after his first heart break, you know, once Ryan Seacrest gets married.
 
2014-05-23 03:21:48 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: NTTIAWWT

/ the kid's got some moves, just lacks a little soul. Maybe after his first heart break, you know, once Ryan Seacrest gets married.


Jesus dude, lose the "I" its hard enough to read nerdgeek shorthand as it is.
 
2014-05-23 03:46:11 PM  
I would have expected to find him at an elementary school.
 
2014-05-23 04:23:54 PM  

Valiente: Same cocks, different stroke.


melbournemum.com
 
2014-05-23 05:07:28 PM  
At least with Elvis they kept sighting him at 7-11's and Waffle Huts for years. What do we get with this joker? Look a likes who can do his dance moves. Ten thousand Elvis impersonators want to tell you how lame this is.
 
2014-05-23 05:12:16 PM  

varmitydog: At least with Elvis they kept sighting him at 7-11's and Waffle Huts for years. What do we get with this joker? Look a likes who can do his dance moves. Ten thousand Elvis impersonators want to tell you how lame this is.


I have never, ONCE, seen an Elvis Impersonator that did not look and sound retarted as fark.
 
2014-05-23 05:21:02 PM  
meh. His moonwalk was pretty good, but he got the one leg swivel kick wrong, and he couldn't stick and hold the MJ signature spin and standing on tippy toes finish. I did the Billie Jean routine much better back in the day.

/for real
//when MJ was cool
//before he got caught showing his pee pee to little boys
 
2014-05-23 05:44:06 PM  

foo monkey: Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 05:45:15 PM  
Black people trying to steal hologram's jobs?
 
2014-05-23 05:52:07 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I have never, ONCE, seen an Elvis Impersonator that did not look and sound retarted as fark.



LMAO I love FARK
 
2014-05-23 05:59:05 PM  
Geoff Peterson:

Thank you, BTW.
 
2014-05-23 06:14:32 PM  
If Michael Jackson is at a California high school, I think there may be mass hysteria soon in the
Golden State (in more ways than one).  BTW - When it was rumored that Elvis was apparently
living in Kalamazoo, Michigan, back around 1987, the local media enjoyed the publicity (one local
television station promoted themselves as being "fit for the King") - but soon they got pretty
sick of it.  It may not take even that long for Michael to be declared off-limits in CA HS.
 
2014-05-23 06:23:13 PM  
Still think this kid is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqBd-TgpIU
 
2014-05-23 06:26:26 PM  
Michael Jackson, touching children from beyond the grave
 
2014-05-23 06:39:51 PM  

Callous: Still think this kid is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqBd-TgpIU



I think these 3 kids are better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsLsDXXJUE
 
2014-05-23 07:17:03 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Jim from Saint Paul: Slu: Waldo Pepper: Champion of the Sun: The Internet is supposed to be this huge place with endless news stories. But the same five stories, including this one, are on the front page of every site.

If they started printed hard core porn I might just go back to newspapers.

and two days later on Fark.  I don't get the attention this video is receiving. The kid is good but it is a horribly filmed and edited video

I used to come to fark and find interesting links days before they would appear on my facebook feed.

I don't get it either.  I got through like 35 seconds of the MJ part before it got boring.  Yeah he mimics MJs Billie Jean dance very well.  So what?  I can watch a video of MJ doing it AND singing the actual song.

Video or it didn;t happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFopCsrPGM


Wow-That version of I'll Be There was good. I was too young at the time to realize Jermaine actually had some pipes.
 
2014-05-23 07:25:03 PM  

NorCalLos: Waldo Pepper: Jim from Saint Paul: Slu: Waldo Pepper: Champion of the Sun: Video or it didn;t happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFopCsrPGM

Wow-That version of I'll Be There was good. I was too young at the time to realize Jermaine actually had some pipes.



Also, I'm pretty sure Michael was lip synching Billy Jean. Notice how there's no variation in the sound level when he shakes his head and his mouth moves away from the microphone and back. The only mic appropriate for that setting is a cardioid pattern mic, which will lose level off-axis (when it's not pointed at the sound source).
 
2014-05-23 08:52:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-23 09:52:16 PM  
I am old enough to remember when the Motown 25 show aired live... And DAMN, the Billie Jean sequence just blew everyone away. It was the right moment for the right song and the right dance. I wasn't even that into Michael Jackson, but nobody could watch that routine and not admit the guy knew how to engage an audience and entertain the blue fark out of them.

That said, the kid nailed it. He's gonna get SO laid this year.
 
2014-05-23 09:57:14 PM  

foo monkey: Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.


Off the Wall is way better than Thriller. You suck at everything, why don't you do the world a favor and kill yourself, fatty?
 
2014-05-24 03:02:37 AM  

CaptainFatass: foo monkey: Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.

Off the Wall is way better than Thriller. You suck at everything, why don't you do the world a favor and kill yourself, fatty?


I kind of agree, largely due to the production. I'll take cheesy 70's production over cheesy 80's production any day.
 
2014-05-24 03:03:45 AM  

CaptainFatass: foo monkey: Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.

Off the Wall is way better than Thriller. You suck at everything, why don't you do the world a favor and kill yourself, fatty?


f.kulfoto.com
 
2014-05-24 04:27:45 AM  

foo monkey: Thriller is the best album ever.  Boomers and the Beatles can get over themselves.


And one day you will grow up and realize just because you believe something doesn't make it true. It is a VERY good album. But greatest ever? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man...
 
2014-05-24 08:50:40 PM  
There is no "greatest album ever" I've read numbers stating that there are upwards of 3 million albums titles extant (both in print and out of) (worldwide) and (on average) 10,000 are released worldwide per annum (and that was prior to the web maming those numbers even more difficult to accurately count. There's no way any album can be "the greatest album ever."

That being written:

I would suggest that this is the most important track of the last 63 years (in certain quarters).

As it is widely considered to be the first rock + roll song.
sfw
 
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