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(Daily Star)   You know, you might want to consider losing some weight if you fall on an adult crocodile and he's left throwing up for several hours   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 42
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-23 03:41:41 PM  
I thought someone had fallen into it's cage or something.  The crocodile was just sleeping in the aisle of the bus?
 
2014-05-23 05:57:30 PM  

vpb: I thought someone had fallen into it's cage or something.  The crocodile was just sleeping in the aisle of the bus?


Maybe it was driving?...
 
2014-05-23 06:31:21 PM  
Fark: always proving that truth is weirder than fiction.
 
2014-05-23 06:31:29 PM  
fat shaming
 
2014-05-23 06:32:42 PM  

vpb: I thought someone had fallen into it's cage or something.  The crocodile was just sleeping in the aisle of the bus?


Yeah, I'm confused about the circumstances now myself. Russian buses have seat belts?
 
2014-05-23 06:34:11 PM  
How did this NOT happen in Florida?

/Yes, I know, Florida has alligators, not crocodiles.
//But, still....
 
2014-05-23 06:37:55 PM  
H&R Croc.
 
2014-05-23 06:38:21 PM  

"That's not an accountant...THIS is an accountant!"


gostudyinaustralia.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-05-23 06:39:04 PM  
Doesn't seem very same having a 2 meter long crocodile just laying in the aisle of a bus.
 
2014-05-23 06:39:26 PM  

www.scorpioshoes.com
R.I.P. Croc

 
2014-05-23 06:39:46 PM  

kmt11: Doesn't seem very same having a 2 meter long crocodile just laying in the aisle of a bus.


or safe even.
 
2014-05-23 06:40:57 PM  
There's a "In Soviet Russia..." joke in there somewhere.
 
2014-05-23 06:41:25 PM  
I don't believe it.  You keep a known dangerous animal on a bus?  What a croc of BS.

In Soviet Russia....I got nothin'.
 
2014-05-23 06:42:59 PM  
The croc, named Fedya,

Peeples. Fedya Peeples.
 
2014-05-23 06:43:43 PM  

kmt11: kmt11: Doesn't seem very same having a 2 meter long crocodile just laying in the aisle of a bus.

or safe even.


Or sane even.
 
2014-05-23 06:46:06 PM  
The unnamed accountant walked away unharmed, although she was given a ticking off for not wearing a seatbelt.

A "ticking off"? What's that, like a time out? "Now sit in the corner and think about what you did until the clock ticks off fifteen minutes!"

BTW, what kind of circus act can you do with a croc? Are they train-able enough to do tricks? I want to see one jump through a hoop and walk along a tightrope, and I want to see it right now!
 
2014-05-23 06:47:10 PM  
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2014-05-23 06:47:46 PM  

Cybernetic: How did this NOT happen in Florida?

/Yes, I know, Florida has alligators, not crocodiles.
//But, still....


Wrong, Florida has both Alligators and Crocodiles.

/and they call Japan a weird place.
 
2014-05-23 06:50:34 PM  

Cybernetic: How did this NOT happen in Florida?

/Yes, I know, Florida has alligators, not crocodiles.
//But, still....


Aren't there some crocodiles too?

And falling on a crocodile would be better than falling in one, amirite?
 
2014-05-23 06:52:01 PM  

Luven: Cybernetic: How did this NOT happen in Florida?

/Yes, I know, Florida has alligators, not crocodiles.
//But, still....

Wrong, Florida has both Alligators and Crocodiles.

/and they call Japan a weird place.


yes, yes they do and that's no accident
 
2014-05-23 06:58:32 PM  
Poor croc was probably puking because she was wearing a skirt and it got an up close whiff.
 
2014-05-23 07:14:52 PM  
I guess was just a case of...

*Dons Sunglasses*

Survival of the fattest.


/YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2014-05-23 07:19:13 PM  

Hilary T. N. Seuss: BTW, what kind of circus act can you do with a croc? Are they train-able enough to do tricks? I want to see one jump through a hoop and walk along a tightrope, and I want to see it right now!


GIS for "circus crocodile"

i59.tinypic.com

www.sunnyfuerteventura.com

images.smh.com.au

I am somewhat suspicious of that last one, though...
 
2014-05-23 07:19:15 PM  
If I ever open a bar, it will be named The Vomiting Crocodile.
 
2014-05-23 07:28:44 PM  
Crocodile Vomit would be a great punk band name
 
2014-05-23 07:41:36 PM  
Actually, subby, this is one of those exceptions where I'm not sure I'd want to lose weight if the presumed outcome is that I fall on an adult crocodile and it's perfectly okay.
 
2014-05-23 07:42:46 PM  

Hilary T. N. Seuss: The unnamed accountant walked away unharmed, although she was given a ticking off for not wearing a seatbelt.

A "ticking off"? What's that, like a time out? "Now sit in the corner and think about what you did until the clock ticks off fifteen minutes!"

BTW, what kind of circus act can you do with a croc? Are they train-able enough to do tricks? I want to see one jump through a hoop and walk along a tightrope, and I want to see it right now!


Just about anything can be 'trained,' in a manner of speaking. My psych advisor had video of a 'trained' sea slug. Really it comes down to the animal remembering where treats are.

/even a trained sea slug was boring. It ccould go through a small obstacle course.
//still a sea slug.
///someone probably got a PhD for training a sea slug.
 
2014-05-23 07:47:39 PM  

SenorBenedict: Poor croc was probably puking because she was wearing a skirt and it got an up close whiff.


That's what I was thinking
 
2014-05-23 07:54:24 PM  

Nick Nostril: If I ever open a bar, it will be named The Vomiting Crocodile.


Brainsick: Crocodile Vomit would be a great punk band name


A match made in heavin'.
 
2014-05-23 08:00:06 PM  

Nick Nostril: If I ever open a bar, it will be named The Vomiting Crocodile.


The advertising writes itself, happy hour till you 'croc crawl' out.
 
2014-05-23 08:03:01 PM  

ongbok: SenorBenedict: Poor croc was probably puking because she was wearing a skirt and it got an up close whiff.

That's what I was thinking


I CAIMAN
 
2014-05-23 08:07:06 PM  
So subby, I'd like to thank you for the nasal expulsion of the milkshake I was eating before I read the headline. Everything now smells cold and minty now, you glorious bastard.
 
2014-05-23 08:07:33 PM  

FreetardoRivera: fat shaming


fat people shame themselves already just by existing, they don't need our help
 
2014-05-23 08:19:37 PM  
America can sleep at night knowing that they are safe from any crocodile invasions.
 
2014-05-23 08:46:32 PM  

SenorBenedict: Poor croc was probably puking because she was wearing a skirt and it got an up close whiff.


Nah, crocs like dead things that have been underwater for awhile

/she was probably wearing a stanky perfume
 
2014-05-23 08:47:53 PM  
 
2014-05-23 09:03:28 PM  
Holy crap, the mental image i got from reading the headline was hillarious. I pictured Chris Farley body slamming or elbow dropping the alligator cuz it swallowed his cocaine stash.
 
2014-05-23 09:07:31 PM  

FreetardoRivera: fat shaming


duffblue: FreetardoRivera: fat shaming

fat people shame themselves already just by existing, they don't need our help


media.giphy.com
 
2014-05-23 10:18:35 PM  
...crocodiles can vomit?

Oooooookaaayyy.
 
2014-05-24 08:27:18 AM  

vpb: I thought someone had fallen into it's cage or something.  The crocodile was just sleeping in the aisle of the bus?


Yes because Russia
 
2014-05-24 11:50:57 AM  
The article says the crocodile was fine and without internal injuries, but if they were transporting it in the aisle of a bus (presumably?) and it was part of a Russian circus, I doubt it was examined by a medical professional.
 
2014-05-24 04:24:34 PM  
Your mama is so fat she fell on a crocodile and made it throw up!
Твоя мама настолько жира она упала на крокодила и сделали его рвать!
 
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